Kadaj Equals Cheerleader

Yes. It is another High School fic. Enjoy.

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Not Another One!

Shinra High School was a very angsty and depressed school, with how it was placed in an angsty and depressed town. Yet the town didn't mind, because despite their mounds of angst and desolateness, Shinra High had one thing no other school for miles had.

Shinra High School was home to the perkiest cheerleaders around.

And the only male cheerleader in the state.

Kadaj was the best cheerleader that Shinra High had seen for years. He did flips, was at the top of every pyramid, and could leap feet in the air, his silver hair always streaming behind him. And he, like many other people, had a very obvious crush on Cloud.

Yet, the only thing that the school did not get about Kadaj, was his insistence to wear the same cheerleading uniform as all of the girls. They just brushed it off as a queer quirk, the same as his green cat-like eyes.

Shinra High School was also incredibly proud of their football team, and the star player.

Cloud Strife was the best football player in Midgar, Wisconsin. He was also the hottest, with his blonde hair and blue eyes and mysterious aura. He was everyone's dream guy, except for the little problem he had with facial expressions.

Cloud never smiled, or frowned, or grinned, or did anything to do with any emotion except for sadness. He participated in the masculine activities that were carried on in the locker room, but he never had any expression that wasn't slightly emo or depressed.

Sephiroth was Shinra High's pride in the music section. He was the ultra-sexy conductor of what was called 'Sephy's Team', the school's Full Orchestra. His music making skills were astounding, and he was popular to boot. And to make it better, Sephiroth openly lusted after Cloud, playing beautiful music every time that crazy jock walked by.

Vincent Valentine was on the school's Color Guard. He wasn't forced into it or anything; he just had a passion for throwing flags in the air and twirling them. But Kadaj believes it's for the ultra-cute uniforms that the male and female color guards had to wear. Vincent denies that particular claim a bit more than any of the others.

Yazoo was also on the school's Color Guard, and doesn't deny that it was for the uniforms. Although, he was ridiculously good at what he did with those flags, causing a subconscious rivalry between himself and Vincent. They were both completely awesome at what they did, but Yazoo just looked sexier when he did so.

Loz was on the school's Dance Team. Enough said.

Reno was a Drum Major, and damn good at it. With that silver hat placed upon his head, and his long ponytail of red hair flying behind him, the school's band was quite happy to have that sexy red-head lead them with his jumps and runs.

Rude, Reno's giant boyfriend, was also on the football team, but he was a running back (whatever the hell that was). People liked him as well, because he was pretty nice, incredibly loyal, and very protective of his much smaller boyfriend.

Barret was the only black guy for quite a distance. One of the dudes who mainly tackle on the football team, he was one of Cloud's acquaintances (because the hell would Cloud admit to having friends, except for Zack). Barret was pretty cool, and he was quite a jock to include in his profiling. Cursed, fought, and laughed just like a jock.

Tifa Lockhart was the former cheerleading star, until Kadaj came, because now she gets overshadowed all the time whenever that sexy silver-haired cheerleader comes by. Tifa actually hates being overshadowed, but she can't do anything about the fact that Kadaj is so much sexier than her. But, that doesn't stop her from trying to catch Cloud's attention, but Kadaj is better than her in that too.

Yuffie Kisaragi is that hyper cheerleader that always seems too perky, but people put up with it because she's so full of school spirit.

Aerith is the lead clarinet in 'Sephy's Team', and the only one that Cloud attempts to smile at except for Kadaj, and that's a whole other story, that one.

Cid Highwind was the proud football coach of the Turks.

Zack was another Drum Major, only doing so because he liked Cloud, but the blonde was stuck on platonic-ness in their relationship.

Red the VIII was the last Drum Major, and had the sexiest voice in the entire state. At first everyone thought he was some punk-rocker when they saw his red Mohawk and multitudes of jewelry and his black clothes, but once they heard his clear, deep, sensuous baritone, they threw away whatever they thought about him.

Cait Sith was the Scottish mascot.

And lastly, the principal of this school, Rufus Shinra. The man was very confusing, for he always talked in weird riddles and had this very creepy child-molester-like smile, and he was in a wheelchair. But no one cared, because he had very nice hair.

Anyone who was not mentioned here was probably not important, so don't worry.

But yes, Shinra High School may have been angsty and depressed, but they had some really, really perky cheerleaders. That made up for all their shortcomings.

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Lolz.

I feel funny when I write this.