Here is my FemChurch fic, ENJOY! Oh and in this Church is NOT an A.I.
Leyan had never been so upset! As she marched down the hallway in nothing but a Lolita dress. It would have been funny, taking her amour and replacing it with a frilly, fluffy dress except for the fact that whoever did it put two huge Cobalt highlights in her short-ish hair. She ran into Tex's room.
"ALLISON WAKE THE HELL UP!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.
Nothing.
"Tex?"
Still nothing.
Leyan walked over to the mat on the floor and saw it was empty. She should have known, Tex is always up before everyone. She plumpped herself down and thought for a moment. Who in this canyon would do this? So far she came up with. Donut, Tucker, and Sarge. Donut because, well he's gay. Tucker because he's a perv, and Sarge because he's sexist and doesn't think women should be in the military. So Leyan stood up and walked outside toward "The rock,"
Now nobody usually goes to the rock except Tucker and occasionally Caboose. And that's who she was looking for.
Tucker.
As she approached the boulder Tucker obviously heard her coming and poked his head out from the side.
"Oh, hey Church, what are you doing here?" He tried to sound casual. Leyan's last name is Church and she make most people call her that. A/N: (Including the author *Cough* She's reading *Cough*)
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So Church rolled her eyes and Tucker looked her up and down "Man Church, your not so bad you compare to my maggiez, Bow-Chika-Bow-Wow"
"Shut. Up." She replied coldly "I know you did this," She pointed at the Blue dress and highlights.
Tucker managed to make a pretend hurt face. "Me, Naw, Church i thought you knew me better-"
"I know you stole my amour!"
"Sweetheart please it it was me, i would have stolen everything. You might want to check the gay guy," they both knew Donut wasn't actually gay, he was just Feminine.
"Fine!" She stomped off toward red base
This is going to be only a few chapters long, so bare with me :) While you'r at it you should read Washington's Feminine Side BY ME!