EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
POOF
VS
TOGEPI
BEGIN
[POOF]
STEP RIGHT UP BABY TIME TO ROLL YOU TO THE DITCH
ALL YOU EVER DO IS CRY LIKE A BITCH
YOU THINK MISTY IS YOUR MOTHER WELL FUCK YOU WRONG
MEOWTH TOOK CARE OF YOU THAT IS WHERE YOU BELONG
YOU THINK YOUR SO SPECIAL WHEN YOU BEFRIEND A VOLTORB
YOU THINK PIKACHU IS LIKE YOUR FUCKING BROTHER YOU WHORE
WELL AFTER YOU EVOLVE YOU LEFT MISTY ASS
IF YOU GO BACK TO YOUR WORLD YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK
[TOGEPI]
OH SCREW YOU POOF IS THAT WHO YOU ARE
TIMMY WISHES YOU ALIVE AND YOU'RE SUCH A RETARD
EVEN THOSE YOU GRANT WISHES YOU CAN'T DO IT RIGHT
YOU CAN HANDLE JORDAN BUT CANNOT HANDLE THE FIGHT
ANTI FOOP IS A MUCH BETTER FAIRY
YOU KNOW THE DAMN REASON WHY HE'S NOT A CRYBABY
YOU ARE STILL THE WORST BABY IN ALL OF FAIRY WORLD
EVEN WORST THAN RUGRAT, TELETUBBIES, POWERPUFF GIRL
[POOF]
OH FUCK YOU CUNT UNLEAST I HAVE A MAGIC WAND
WITH ONE DAMN WISH I CAN MAKE YOU FUCKING GONE
YOU ONLY ATTACKED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
I WILL CRACK YOUR EGG AND SCRAMBLE IT TOGETHER
JESSIE SHOULD BE THE BETTER BITCH OF YOU
YOU ARE WORST THEN DEDENNE WHO CANNOT STAY PUT TOO
GO BACK TO THE POKEMON WORLD AND STAY
IF YOU LEAVE A FUCKING FOOT AND THAT MEAN YOU'RE GAY
[TOGEPI]
OH WATCH WHAT YOU SAY JERK AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY
MY SHOW IS BETTER YOUR IS TOO MUCH TO CRY
I GOT MORE ACTION, VIOLENCE AND DESTRUCTION
I CAN MAKE TIMMY FAIRIES A LACK OF HUMILIATION
WANDA IS A BOSSY BITCH AND COSMO IS A DUMBASS
YOU ONCE WENT TO KINDERGARDEN WITH FOOP IN THE CLASS
WELL I USE ATTRACT AND MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE
CAUSE I FINISH THIS RAP BATTLE AND NOW YOU SUCK
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE