Random ramblings. Of randomness. Possibly an explanation of why Voldemort never really could kill Harry (I mean, how hard could it be? One slip of the rat poisoning at dinnertime and bam, dead.) Or maybe just some ideas of what Death Eaters do while they wait for the climatic points every year. A basic drabble, that could or could not be a one-shot.
This has no relationship with my other fic, iVoldy. I'm just doing this one until I brainwash my self on the UK Mac commercials.
DC: I don't own the llama or the turtle. Those things create themselves, after a number of hours locked up in a padded room. I don't own anything else, for that matter. In fact, I life in a refrigerator box. And I borrowed that box.
Ah well.
Pursue!
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Voldemort paced the room. His black cloak swept the floor, and his brow was furrowed in deep thought. At the door, Bellatrix and Lucius waited for a decision.
Minutes ticked by…
Discreetly, Lucius mouthed "Awkward turtle…" to Bellatrix. She replied, "One-legged awkward turtle."
"Flipped over awkward turtle."
"Spastic awkward turtle."
"Dead awkward turtle."
"Ah ha!"
The two Death Eaters immediately snapped away from their awkward turtle hand gestures.
"I've got a way to kill that boy!"
Seeing as 'boy' was a rather vague description, Lucius asked politely, "Which one?"
Voldemort whirled around. "Which one? Which one? The one! The one who just won't die!"
It was quite possible that Voldemort had tried to kill several boys and failed merely because his wand hadn't felt like doing anything. Cautiously, Bellatrix said, "Name, sir?"
"Harry Potter!"
A collective "Ah…" issued from the Death Eaters.
"So, what's this plan?" Lucius asked brightly.
"It is-" Voldemort flourished his arms grandly. "Is-"
Bellatrix and Lucius waited patiently.
Voldemort's arms drooped slightly. "Is…" He began pacing again. "Is…" he tapped his chin. "Curses, I forgot…"
Bellatrix and Lucius exchanged looks. Bellatrix made a llama with her hand.
"Happy llama, sad llama, angry llama, dead llama…"
Lucius grinned and joined in for the last one:
"Reincarnated llama!"
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AN: Don't ask.
ginny