Ok, this is my first Disney fic. If you can call it that. I have a Lion King one in progress, but this idea came to me, and it was too good to pass up! I laughed really hard while I was writing this. I hope you guys will too. Oh, by the way, I don't want anyone to take offense at this fic. Disney executives are not this incompetent. They actually usually have really good ideas. But this fic was really fun to write! If you guys like this, let me know in your reviews, and I'll add the rest of the weekdays. If not....well....I'll probably add the rest of the weekdays anyway.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Lion King. I do, however, own all the executives in this fic, because I made up all their names. So there.

Monday

John: Okay people, the boss called us in here to think of another idea for a new Disney movie. Let's brainstorm!

Silence as people think

Sue: We should do another movie with animals. 'Bambi' was a huge success.

Bill: You cried during the briefing of that movie.

Sue: So did you. You used my jacket to wipe your eyes. Points to jacket. Here's the stain.

Bill: Shut up.

Sue: Humph.

Robert: Animals...animals...

Mickey Mouse passes through the office, sees the executives, shakes his head, gets some water and leaves.

Don: I just got back from Africa. Wanna see the pictures?

Sue: Yeah. Looking at pictures. There sure are a lot of pictures of lions.

Don: They were cute.

Robert: THAT"S IT!!!

John: What's it?

Robert: Lions. Those are animals.

Bill: Hey...yeah!

Don: The king of the jungle.

Robert: King of the lions. Lion...king...The Lion King!

Tuesday

Boss: So what've you got for me?

Robert: An animated movie about lions. We're going to call it The Lion King.

Boss: Have a plot line for me by Thursday. Leaves.

John: We need a story line.

Sue: Well, first let's think of characters. Lions have...um...

Bill: Prides.

Sue: Who asked you?

Bill: You did.

Sue: I most certainly did not!

Bill: Oh. Moves chair closer to Sue's. Wanna do something Friday night?

Sue: NO!

Don: We need an antagonist. Blank looks. A main character.

Robert: It should be a lion. People look at him. What?

John: A king...a queen...and their kid!

Sue: Who's the bad guy?

Robert: A rampaging gopher!

Bill: How about another lion?

John: I like the gopher idea.