The Plastic-Inedible Frankfurter Fort War
Ch 1: AN EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG!!!!
By: Thedarksquiggle
Disclaimer========= Nope I no own it
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Please keep your hands arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times! Sudden randomness ahead. You flame you die. Just kidding please if your gonna flame and for some reason have psychic powers and predict you will flame then um… don't read...
/singing/ A horse is a horse a horse of course… but it ain't no seahorse…
DAMN STRAIGHT!
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Once upon a time it was the end of the world, and for some reason wittle fluffy wuffy woofies looked like humans... yes very scary... Anyhow they went of on a magical journey to find a flower that wasn't a flower but was a person made out of flowers, but just liked to confuse people... like certain Inuyasha fans who fall asleep watching TV (and I mean they confuse the Inuyasha fans not that the Inuyasha fans were made out of flowers) ... Anyhow what the TV show DOESN'T tell you is something awful happened while they were off on their journey. And it was all because of PROFFESOR HINKLE DINKLE!!!!! Yes, unfortunately Professor Hinkle Dinkle was trying to take over the world by creating a super giant asparagus-growing potion to become his evil minions MAUAHAHAH! However, since Professor Hinkle Dinkle was actually a janitor for Toys R Us it didn't work out so well and he ended up putting Barney, My Little Pony, and Sparkly stuff in a blender to create MAGIC SNEEZE INDUCING SPARKLEYS, of course when he fired it from his human catapult cannon he stole from the circus, people with allergies were having a field day and had to plug up their nose with toilet paper (of course it was RECYCLED PAPER AHHHHH!!!! Since all the trees were dead... mostly). However... that's nothing compared with what happened to our favorite woffies!
Hige: Man, I'm hungry!
Kiba: We have to keep moving!
Toboe: This is fun!
Tsume: I hate you all...
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Okay, okay things were normal until...
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Kiba: A hot dog.. [Jaws theme] /glances at Hige... Can he beat him to the hotdog???!/
Hige: ...I'm not hungry... [psycho theme]
Toboe: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! HIGE'S NOT HUNGRY!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
Kiba: IT MOVED!!! THE HOTDOG MOVED!!
Toboe: THE THING! THE THING!! SOMETHING MOVED THE THING!!!
Kiba: /yodeling/ HOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTDOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
Hige: This adventure is pointless ... I'm leaving...
Kiba: BUT OUR LIVES WILL NOT BE FULLFILLED UNLESS WE FIND THE HOTDOG!!
Hige: I found the hotdog...
Kiba: THOU MUST NOT EAT THY HOTDOG!!
Hige: Okay... /leaves on a plane to Florida/
And what do you think the hotdog obsessed Kiba saw? Think people think! What is the most unlikely thing possible?
A) A hobbit break dancing
B) Ronald McDonald
C) A dancing hot dog
Well sorry folks it was neither. What he really saw was... Tsume creating an igloo of hotdogs!!!!! Yup that's right! He had stolen hotdogs form 19,456 different countries in less than two minutes! Not only that but he had a giant plasma screen TV running on super power batteries that was playing the Oscar Meyer commercial over and over. For Kiba this was unforgivable because EVERYBODY KNOWS Ballpark Franks are way better than Oscar Meyer. So naturally there was only thing to do...
Kiba: I declare this the Hotdog war!!!
Toboe: But I don't wanna fight T.T
Kiba: BEGONE SLAVE! FETCH ME SOME HOTDOGS!!
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Sorry short chapter…
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Will Toboe actually get some hotdogs?
Wll Hige actually get to Florida?
By the way… you know those plushies in your closet… yes those plushies… they talk.. they see everything… DON'T LET YOUR GURAD DOWN DAMMIT!!