If You Like Sweet Fizzing Whizbees

by Rita Nicole

Remake of Jimmy Buffet's "If You Like Pina Coladas" H/R style! Cute, very cute! Ron's POV! Please Review! (Yes I was bored...)

A/N: I have no idea what in god's good name made me write this. I was inspired while listening to this song during a three hour car ride, and decided to type it up when I got home. The song is "If You Like Pina Coladas" by Jimmy Buffet (a very good song I would like to add) and its just some cute little R/H stuff. The songs in Ron's POV. Also, to all you Nundu fans out there, I am happy to report that I have got a new lap top and chapter 6 is nearly complete, just a few more days left I think. Alright, well, please review!!!! Hope you like it!!!!

If You Like Sweet Fizzing Whizbees

I was fighting with Hermione,

She'd been with Vicky too long.

Said I was overreacting,

But I knew she was wrong.

So while I lay there fuming,

I read the Prophet in bed.

And in the personal columns,

There was this letter I read:

'If you like sweet Fizzing Whizbees,

And flying brooms in the rain,

If your not into Malfoys,

If you have half a brain.

If you like taking walks at midnight,

Round the shores of the lake,

Then I'm the love that you've looked for,

Owl me and escape.'

I didn't think about Hermione,

I know that sounds kind of rude,

But if she wanted Vicky,

Then she could keep that rich, old, evil, dude.

So I owled the Prophet,

Took out a personal ad,

And though I'm nobody's Lockhart,

I thought it wasn't half bad.

'Yes I like sweet Fizzing Whizbees,

And flying brooms in the rain.

I can't stand that kid Draco,

I'd like to make him feel pain.

I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon,

And cut through all this red tape.

At a bar called Three Broomsticks,

We can plan our escape.'

So I waited with high hopes,

And she walked in the place.

I knew her eyes in an instant.

I knew the curves of her face.

It was my best friend Hermione,

And she said "Ron its you!"

And then we smiled for a moment,

And I said "I never knew,

That you like sweet Fizzing Wizbees,

And flying brooms in the rain.

And to cause Draco Malfoy

A whole lot of pain.

If you like taking walks at midnight,

Round the shores of the lake,

Then you're the girl that I've looked for,

Come with me and escape."

End…………or is it

Yes, yes it is.

A/N: Right well there it is, please please please review!!! Even if you hated it! Tell you what, if you hated it, I want you to hurl insults at me! This was very fun to write…..maybe I'll write another one…..right now…..