YJ Fic Finger

Superboy, Blue Beetle, M'gann, La'gann - in which everybody is hungry, sort of


She deposited a thick slice of cake onto his plate.

"Thanks, babe."

La'gann waited until she turned around and flung it in any direction his stomach told him to - - it flattened on the ceiling, which he thought was a nice coincidence because he'd thought it could use more color anyway.

He smiled innocently.

"Done already I see! Now open wide," cooed M'gann.

"Oh, really, Angelfish - - another slice? I've already had four - - mmphrg!"

"La'gann, I still have one more cake. Who else will eat it but you? It's clam-flavored, after all."

"We can't save it for another day?" said La'gann bleakly. He shrank at her brittle smile. "But Angelfish, fishcake, cake - - no, no more cake!"

Sitting at the couch a few feet away, Jaime shuddered. "For once, I agree with you," he said to Khaji Da. "I can't believe…"

He raised a brow at Conner, who was gnawing on something he had once thought was inedible. "Uh, amigo? I know you're upset and all, but is it really necessary to eat a cereal box?"

MAYBE HE HOPES TO GAIN FIBER FROM IT, said Khaji Da. I THINK I AM GETTING THE HANGMAN OF THIS 'JOKE' BUSINESS.

"Conner, no, no, no, don't get another - - at least pick gluten-free!"