Edward the Spy Actor!!!
"Edward what the hell are you doing?" asked Bella confused after she found Edward muttering to himself.
"I'm preparing for a movie role that I have acquired." He responded.
"When did you get this role?"
"Today! Some guy from Seattle was at Newman's. He said he was a casting director."
"A casting director, huh?" She said with her arms crossed.
"Yes."
"This sounds kinda sketchy!"
"It's really not Bella. Anyway I would have heard it in his head, and besides I have Alice looking into it.
"Might I remind you that you're a vampire?"
"I've thought of that. I told the casting director that I had a day job and that I could only work at night."
"So what is your day job than?" She asked with a smirk.
"Being a vampire."
"But you're a vampire all the time."
"Yes, I have noticed this."
"You're being an idiot, so when do you actually start working on this film."
"Friday."
"Do you even know what this movie is called?"
"The movie is a new James Bond film; but in practicing lines I have changed the main characters saying."
"Oh, so what have you changed it to?"
"Cullen, Edward Cullen Vampire spy extraordinaire."
"Great, first my boyfriend's a vampire and now he's an actor that thinks he's a spy. What is the world coming to?" Bella muttered under her breath.
"What was that?"
"Nothing, nothing crap it's 3:00 I have to get to work."
"I'll drive you if you want."
"No, I'm good, but you can walk me to car if you like."
"I guess it's a good thing Charlie isn't here."
"Why?"
"He isn't here to stare me down about the whole acting thing. He already hates me as it is."
"Why do you think that?"
"Bella I can read peoples thoughts how do you think I know."
"Gosh Edward you don't have to be sarcastic."
"I'm never sarcastic!"
"I'm going to work. Bye!"
"I'll see you later."
"Ok!"
Once again his smile is perfect. It just makes me realize that even if he is acting like this I still love him.