Disclaimer: I own nothing of Batman, nothing of the Marvel world, and regrettably, nothing of Dick Grayson. Oh, well.

"Hey, Dad!" I waved at him from across the room, and he gave a return wave and smile, then turned back to his conversation. I turned to Dick and grinned. "So do you have anything interesting planned for tonight?" He raised an eyebrow and handed me a glass of punch.

"Why would I have anything planned for tonight? Some special occasion?" I rolled my eyes; I couldn't believe he hadn't recognized the significance of the date!

"Tomorrow's April First! At midnight tonight, it will be April Fool's," I grinned schemingly at him over my drink. "Come on, Dick, we could do so many different tricks on so many different people! I've actually got a couple ideas, but you're welcome to add to them."

"Barbara." I looked up to see Dad coming towards us, looking a bit worried. He took me by the arm and gazed seriously at both Dick and I. "I just got a report that Joker has been seen in several stores, evidently stocking up for tomorrow. I want you two to be careful, and Dick, if you would, could you drive Babs home in a car, not on the motorcycle. I'd feel a lot better if you would."

Dick cast a disappointed look at me, then nodded. "Sure, Commissioner. But what's so important about tomorrow that Joker has to stock up for?"

Dad shook his head wearily. "Tomorrow is April Fool's Day, and I'm sure he has plenty of plans to ensure that the entire city remembers it." He excused himself absently, then walked off to talk with other people. Dick and I looked at each other.

"I wonder if we could play a trick on Joker," I mused aloud. Then I brightened. "But not until we get Bruce! We have to think of something big for him!" We went off together, scheming delightedly. This would be quite a memorable night.

---What do you think so far? I'll bet you can't think what's going to happen! Heh-heh! I love being able to frustrate people by denying them knowledge of what happens next! Of course, I hate other people who do that, but, hey! I'm a bit fickle! Just R and R, and I'll give in and put in the rest! g ---