Title: A VERY Merry Christmas

Rating: R

Disclaimer: I do not own Drake & Josh or any characters from the show, that's all Nickelodeon and Schneider.

Note: This begins in the middle of Merry Christmas Drake & Josh, just after the boys are ticketed for public nudity, but leads off into a different story.

"Public nudity? What the hell! Those guys totally jumped us!" Drake screamed angrily as his parole officer handed him the ticket. "You've got to be kidding us! It's not our fault!"

Officer Perry sneered at the two before closing his pad and starting to walk away. "I really don't care. Now, if I were you two, I'd get back home and put some clothes on before those little kids start seeing things that they shouldn't be seeing!"

He laughed a little as he got back in his car, and started to drive away, out of the neighborhood. Drake took another look at the ticket, then moved his hand down to cover his crotch. He looked at Josh. "Well, this sucks. But I suppose we should get home and find some clothes before we try to do something about this."

Josh nodded in agreement, then did a double take as he saw Drake's car being towed away across the street. "What the hell?! Drake! They took your car!" Drake ran to the edge of the bush and banged his head against a nearby tree in frustration. "You've got to be kidding me!! Now how are we supposed to get home?"

Josh sighed. "Look, let's just walk. We can use some branches or something to cover ourselves." He picked up a nearby branch and held it between his legs, then started off to walk home. "You comin' Drake?"

"I'll be there in a minute!" Drake turned to see if he could find a bigger branch. He really didn't want anyone seeing something they weren't supposed to see. As he searched the bushes, he found something blinking on the ground. "Hey! My cell phone!"

He picked it up and looked it over. "It looks like it's working! Those guys must have dropped it when they grabbed my jeans. Hey! Josh!" He turned to tell Josh, but he was already out of sight. "Well, sucks for him. Now let's see, incoming call?"

He opened the phone up. "BOOB, where have you been and why haven't you picked up?!" Drake winced as Megan's voice trilled through his ears. "You two were supposed to pick me up some lunch!!" Drake sighed then put his mouth to the speaker. "Megan, we ran into a few problems at the Johanssens. Look, I need you to bring me an extra set of clothes to their house, okay?'

"Why do you need extra clothes and why the hell should I help you, anyway?!"

"Because, there's twenty bucks in it for you! Now get the clothes over here, no questions!" Drake closed the phone as he turned back to look at the Johanssens' house.

Greg Johanssen was the foster father for six children of varying ages. The youngest, a little girl named Mary Alice, had asked Drake to give her foster family the best Christmas ever, and now, because of a few recent illegal actions he was responsible for, he would go to jail if he didn't keep his promise to the girl.

He wrapped his arms around his chest, rubbing his shoulders to keep warm, when he heard the worst sound possible at that moment.

"OH MY GOD!!!! DRAKE BELL IS NAKED IN OUR FRONT YARD!!!" Drake turned quickly to see twins Violet and Lily Johanssen rushing toward him, eyes wide open. He realized that his penis had been exposed and swiftly moved his hands to cover himself up, but the damage had already been done.

"I told you it'd be big, Lily!" Violet giggled as she reached Drake, turning to her sister to gloat a little at getting to him first.

"What are you talking about? YOU said he'd probably be smaller than Luke! I was the one who bet he'd be huge!"

"Hell no! Now sit back while I get to be Drake's first time!" Violet pushed Lily away and turned back to Drake, who was slowly backing away back into the bushes.

"Okay, there are two things wrong with this picture. First, I've done it with many other girls, so you're not gonna be my first. And second, I'm eighteen, and you two are like ten!" He accidentally took one extra step back and fell backward over a stump, leaving him lying on his back.

Violet moved closer. "We're thirteen actually, but I don't care if you're not good at math, just give me your dick!" Suddenly, Lily jumped on top of her sister and flung her to the ground.

"He's mine!! Get away from him!" Lily screamed as she held Violet on the ground. Violet swung her arms at her sister, before scratching her across the chest, accidentally ripping a piece of her shirt off and revealing a small pink nipple.

Lily jumped up in retaliation, quickly pulling Violet's pants down to her ankles, leaving her pink thong visible. "You're wearing a thong? YOU PLANNED FOR THIS!" The two leapt at each other tearing each others' clothes apart in one big barely-teen catfight.

Drake tried to stand up, but couldn't move his leg. "Damn it, I must have hurt it on the stump. Oh, fuck. This is getting way hotter than it should be." Drake's dick steadily rose up as he watched the twins tear the last of each others' clothes off, giving Drake a great view of their twin pussies and tiny tits.

He steadily gripped his erection and began to pump up and down as he lost control of his arms, giving in to his pleasure. The two girls stopped as they heard him slide his hand across his rod, and quickly jumped to their feet.

"Look, if he finishes up now, there's no way he'll want to do it again after. Truce?" Lily held her hand out to Violet. 'Truce." Violet shook her hand as they both moved toward Drake.

Drake groaned as he saw them stop above him. "Why'd you two stop?" He continued to pump his hand as he stared up at their naked bodies. Their pink pussy lips were completely visible, as no hair had yet grown to block his view. He could see a few drops of juice drip between their legs.

"We want to have fun with you of course." Violet stepped over Drake and stood above his head. He looked up to see her soaking wet opening slowly moving toward his face, shedding a view drops of her sweet liquid into his mouth.

He licked his lips as the girl's tight ass stopped on his face. He reached his free hand up and squeezed her right cheek, getting a slight moan out of her. "Now, lick me Drake Bell." He eagerly complied, stretching his tongue deep into the moist hole positioned above his mouth. She continued to moan as he explored her vagina. He swept Violet's walls until he found a little bud stretched outward. He wrapped his tongue around her clit and started to suck on it, causing a huge burst of moans and screams to spout from the girl's mouth.

Lily began to whine as she saw the pleasure her sister was getting. She reached her hand into her own pussy, fingering herself as more of her juices dripped onto Drake's crotch. She squeezed her clit and let out a soft cry, before lowering herself into a squat directly above Drake's erection. She wrapped her free hand around the warm member and slowly lowered herself onto it. She continued to whimper as the large rod penetrated her hymen, shooting a bolt of pain through her body, before quickly being replaced by pleasure.

Drake groaned as he felt his dick become enveloped by the heat and moistness of Lily's pussy. "Damn that feels good." Lily lowered herself the rest of the way onto Drake's cock, and squealed in pleasure as it filled her completely.

She started to stand up again, then pushed herself down, alternating back and forth, keeping herself in pure bliss. Drake moved his hands off of Violet's ass and placed them on Lily's sides, pushing her up and down to keep the pace. Violet fell forward a little and grasped her arms around Lily's waist to support herself.

Lily reached her arms up to her chest and pinched her nipples gently, realizing how heavy her small tits felt at the moment. She squeezed her eyes shut and hung her tongue out, trying not to scream with joy as a serious of moans left her mouth. Violet moved closer and pressed her lips hard against her twin's, slowly extending her tongue into Lily's mouth. They gently wrapped their tongues around each others' and fell into a tighter embrace as Drake continued to ravage their pussies.

Suddenly, Violet began to scream as she was filled with an insane amount of heat. 'I think...I think I'm...I'm CUUUUMMMMING!!!" She moaned between short breaths as she lost control of her body, her arms dropping to her legs as she dug her fingers into the opening. A river of juices flooded out onto Drake's face, and she fell forward, Lily catching her.

Drake hastily licked up the puddle on his face and quickened his pumping in and out of Lily. She too began to lose it as her body rocked up and down wildly on Drake's member. "Oh, fuck! Here it comes!!" Drake warned Lily as he let loose a load of sperm that quickly shot inside the girl's pussy, followed by a wave of pleasure that filled her entire body as her own orgasm hit. She fell backwards into the snow, Violet landing on top of her as she lost the support of her sister. The two breathed heavily as they leaked the rest of their juices onto the ground, forming a small puddle in the middle of the snow.

Drake reached up and grasped his dick, pumping the rest of the sperm out before letting it fall limp, then sitting up to look at the girls. He sighed heavily, then looked up at the house. He could see someone heading for the door on the other side.

"Megan!"

To be continued...