Today is Yugi's birthday and someone has a special gift to give him.

Yugi: hey what's up Joey?

Joey: nothing much. I got you a gift.

As Yugi opened up the gift

Yugi: ... How did you afford this?

Inside the box were the five pieces of exodia

Joey: I had some money left over from the duelist kingdom prize money.

As the clock hit 12:00 p.m. Tea walked in but without a gift.

Tea: Yugi I came here to give you a gift but we have to go in your room.

Yugi: ok (wondering what the gift was)

As they walked in tea locked the door.

Yugi: huh? Why did you lock the door?

Tea: so I could do this!

She ripped of Yugi's clothes and herselfs.

Tea: The gift I'm going to give you is something money can't buy and that's my virginity. Yugi: huh!!!

She jumped on top of him and said: I love you Yugi and I want you to have the one thing nobody's ever had.

An hour passes.

At the end Yugi is traumatized