It was a normal day for the DXD gang. While they were at Issei's house in the living room, Rias was sitting on her couch reading with her glasses on, thinking. Koneko was eating her favorite youkan, and Asia was watching Issei and Kiba play against each other in chess. Akeno was nowhere to be seen.

Speaking of the devil, Akeno suddenly slammed Issei's house open with a wide grin on her face. She appeared to be holding two DVDs. The Devils looked up in surprise, with Rias being the first to react with a wide smile as well.

"Akeno, did you get it?" The crimson-haired Devil asked.

The Ultimate Sadist's smile widened with glee.

"Yes I did, Rias!"

At that moment all of the girls (Yes, even Koneko) in the living room screamed with glee, as they each huddled around the DVDs Akeno was holding.

Issei who had moved his piece, indicating it was Kiba's turn, rose an eyebrow in confusion. He turned to look at Kiba with a curious look.

"What's with them?"

His eyes widened when he saw the horrified expression on Kiba's face. Kiba looked like he had seen a ghost. Issei gave him a worried look.

"You all right, man?"

All of a sudden, Kiba grabbed Issei by the collar of his blazer and started to shake him in hysteria.

"RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY NOW!"

He would have continued further, had not both Koneko and Asia grab him by the shoulder, dragging him upstairs to Issei's room. The girls giggled at Kiba's attempts to pry them off of him.

Issei looked up in shock. "Kiba?!"

The blonde haired swordsman flailed his arms and legs frantically.

"SAVE YOURSELF ISSEI! SAVE YOURSELF...!"

The door to Issei's room closed, leaving Issei with unimaginable horror at what Koneko and Asia were putting Kiba through.

Issei rose an eyebrow in great bewilderment.

"What the hell is going on?"

His question was answered when he felt two pairs of arms around his shoulders. Issei looked up to see the two grinning faces of Rias and Akeno. Rias gave Issei a coy look.

"Ise-kun. Would you like to watch a movie with Akeno and I?"

Issei rose an eyebrow.

'A movie? Kiba was freaking out over a movie? Come on, no movie is that bad.'

Oh, Irony hates this guy...

"U-um, I guess. What's the movie called?"

Both Rias and Akeno grinned wider, and they started to giggle evilly. Issei rose an eyebrow, unaware of the horrors he would be experiencing shortly.

30 MINUTES LATER

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Issei screamed at the top of his lungs as he tried to leap off of his couch. Both Rias and Akeno each held a tight grip on his legs, trying to prevent him from escaping. Rias glared at Issei in annoyance.

"Come on Issei! It's not that bad!"

Issei gave her a incredulous look.

"NOT THAT BAD?! THE HELL IT ISN'T! VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!"

Akeno narrowed her eyes, which sent a foreboding chill in Issei's spine. She then gave her usual perpetual smile.

"Ise-kun. If you watch the movie with us, we'll give you a special reward."

She and Rias gave Issei a seductive smirk, confident that it would sway the young man.

Issei stopped in his attempt to escape, and then his face slowly contorted into a horrified look of disgust.

"You are sick! The both of you! What kind of guy do you take me for?! What is wrong with you?! I'm no pervert!"

Once again, Irony really hates this guy.

But Rias wouldn't have it, and with a snap of her fingers, Issei suddenly felt stiff as his body became paralyzed.

"NO! LEAVE ME BE!"

With a gleeful smile on her face, Rias turned to the equally happy Akeno.

"Akeno! Just wait, until the other series comes out! Then we can watch it with Issei!"

Issei's horror only increased, and he let out a earth shattering scream.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Issei woke up with a start, catching his breath. He looked around to find out he was in bed. Sighing in relief, he turned to look at his beeping alarm clock, and with another sigh he turned to shut it off.

"Ah. Thank god it was just a dream."

"Oh, Issei..."

His eyes widening in terror, Issei slowly looked up to see a half-naked Rias and Akeno each holding the DVD covers of his greatest fear.

TWILIGHT

Issei held a blank expression, and then he took a deep breath.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

THE END

AUTHOR'S NOTE

First time writing a Humor fanfic, and I think I did okay. Enjoy the rest of your night, readers :)