Most Extreme Elimination Challenge: Naruto Edition
Introduction
By: Cornel Kennedy
"What are these people running from, they're not, they're running to the toughest competition in town," the announcer's voice echoed, "where contestants are put through the most grueling challenges on the known Earth, standing as that until we find Canada. Today, two genin teams will be facing off against each other. On one side, we have the greatest team to ever grace the background: team eight, coached by Yuuhi Kurenai."
"I have nothing to add to what you said, yeeaahh!" Kurenai threw her fist in the air as her team was off in the distance out of focus as usual.
"And the next team to be recognized as the most surprising, genius and useless: team seven, with their coach, Kakashi."
Guy LeDouche in his safari outfit held a mircophone to Kakashi's face. "And do you have any words of motivation for your team?"
"Ah," Kakashi tapped the bridge of his book to his chin, "do your best."
"That has just been broadcasted to your competitors," Guy LeDouche said. "Let's go on to Captain Tenneal. Damn I hate that man, he stole my lunch again."
In his military uniform, Captain Tenneal stood still down a hill from the genins who sat down.
"Captain Tenneal, you're on," Guy's voice came over the speakers.
"Oh, were you saying something, LeDouche?" Captain Tenneal asked and waited after the cursing to stop. "Who here thinks that series crossovers are gifts for the fans to enjoy the aspects of two great shows that stays true to the integity of the original?"
The crowd bursted in agreement.
"Well, you're wrong," Captain Tenneal said, "series crossovers are crude attempts to captialize on the popularity of two series that only appeal to hardcore fans who possess the same devotion to a series as an angst black cladded teen's attachment to a suicide pact. An optimism would point out that they are the same group. What's your name?"
"Um," Hinata pressed her fingers together, "Hinata."
"Well to end the minute long anticipation for you to remember your family name, I'll move on to the next question." He said. "What does a young girl such as yourself like to do?"
"Well, ah," she moved her eyes to Naruto and back to the ground again.
"Good suggestion," the Captain said, "going to someone else will be much more entertaining."
"Hey, hey, hey," Naruto held onto the mike and yelled, "my name is Uzumaki Naruto. I will be Hokage, fix the Hyuuga clan, bowl a perfect game, roll all my coins to bring to the bank, become a rock slash movie star, buy some milk, unify the two physics, eat ten crackers in a minute..."
"After listening to you, the last one sounds like bliss," interrupted Captain Tenneal. "Now, onto the shifty looking character. Do you have anything to say?"
"Kingdom Hearts is a coverover. It's going to have Auron from Final Fantasy X." Shino stated. "I like Auron, and I like crossovers."
"Very well," the captain stood up and pulled out his sword. He held it up and pulled it down. "Let's get it on."
They all run down the hill.
Comments and suggestions welcomed.
Introduction
By: Cornel Kennedy
"What are these people running from, they're not, they're running to the toughest competition in town," the announcer's voice echoed, "where contestants are put through the most grueling challenges on the known Earth, standing as that until we find Canada. Today, two genin teams will be facing off against each other. On one side, we have the greatest team to ever grace the background: team eight, coached by Yuuhi Kurenai."
"I have nothing to add to what you said, yeeaahh!" Kurenai threw her fist in the air as her team was off in the distance out of focus as usual.
"And the next team to be recognized as the most surprising, genius and useless: team seven, with their coach, Kakashi."
Guy LeDouche in his safari outfit held a mircophone to Kakashi's face. "And do you have any words of motivation for your team?"
"Ah," Kakashi tapped the bridge of his book to his chin, "do your best."
"That has just been broadcasted to your competitors," Guy LeDouche said. "Let's go on to Captain Tenneal. Damn I hate that man, he stole my lunch again."
In his military uniform, Captain Tenneal stood still down a hill from the genins who sat down.
"Captain Tenneal, you're on," Guy's voice came over the speakers.
"Oh, were you saying something, LeDouche?" Captain Tenneal asked and waited after the cursing to stop. "Who here thinks that series crossovers are gifts for the fans to enjoy the aspects of two great shows that stays true to the integity of the original?"
The crowd bursted in agreement.
"Well, you're wrong," Captain Tenneal said, "series crossovers are crude attempts to captialize on the popularity of two series that only appeal to hardcore fans who possess the same devotion to a series as an angst black cladded teen's attachment to a suicide pact. An optimism would point out that they are the same group. What's your name?"
"Um," Hinata pressed her fingers together, "Hinata."
"Well to end the minute long anticipation for you to remember your family name, I'll move on to the next question." He said. "What does a young girl such as yourself like to do?"
"Well, ah," she moved her eyes to Naruto and back to the ground again.
"Good suggestion," the Captain said, "going to someone else will be much more entertaining."
"Hey, hey, hey," Naruto held onto the mike and yelled, "my name is Uzumaki Naruto. I will be Hokage, fix the Hyuuga clan, bowl a perfect game, roll all my coins to bring to the bank, become a rock slash movie star, buy some milk, unify the two physics, eat ten crackers in a minute..."
"After listening to you, the last one sounds like bliss," interrupted Captain Tenneal. "Now, onto the shifty looking character. Do you have anything to say?"
"Kingdom Hearts is a coverover. It's going to have Auron from Final Fantasy X." Shino stated. "I like Auron, and I like crossovers."
"Very well," the captain stood up and pulled out his sword. He held it up and pulled it down. "Let's get it on."
They all run down the hill.
Comments and suggestions welcomed.