All in the Mix

by AuriiAfflicted-AtheismAddicted

Writeen with Ujinai..When there's only three, a pervert, a drunkard, and a gangster, what happens when you throw one teenaged boy into the mix?WARNING: Yaoi. Boy Love. What ever you want to call it.RATED FOR LANGUAGE AND POSSIBLE ABUSE OF ALCOHOL.

1. A warning from Hidan

Notes with a warning from Hidan::
Alternate Universe.
Modern Times.
Mature. purr

No one is the same in this fic. They may look the same,but trust me...

Hidan: Suddenly tricked into believing he's "gangster". He talks the talk,but can he walk the walk? Without getting his new shoes dirty? xD

Sakura: Recently gone through a 'crash-and-burn' with the Uchiha brat,she now drowns her sorrows in liquor.

Orochimaru: The little pervert is the same as ever...it would see.

Kaketsu: The boy obviously had feelings for the Sannin.
Deidara: Where does the blonde fit in here?

WARNING:
I'm tellin' you right now...

'Derez Yaoi.

Dat means gay ninjas is gon' be kissin'. If dat disturbs you,you best juss' leave.

-Hidan.

PS. 'Derez sexual sit-chew-a-tea-owns as well. Rated em fo' mature. Straight up,yo.

PPS: Ren owns nothin'. Not even Naruto. Yo'.
Kaketsu is copyrighted is copyrighted to her homie,Ana.

'Nuff said.