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Kissing the Wrong Frog (choking noise)
One day in Transfiguration class they were studying Muggle Fairy tales. More specifically the Frog Prince. As usual Hermione was ranting and raving like a mad sailor. "This fairy tale makes absolutely positively no sense whatsoever! Let's sum up this story. Prince gets turned into frog, Princess loses ball in pond, frog finds ball and offers to give it back for kiss. Princess takes ball and runs away without kissing. Frog prince complains to father of princess. Father makes Princess kiss frog. Frog transforms into prince, who for some strange reason is ready to marry Princess on the spot. For God's sakes she could be 9 years old for all we know!"
"Very interesting Miss Granger! 5 Points from Gryffindor! Now everyone take your frogs and kiss them."
Then Harry said, " Why the bloody hell do we have to kiss a stupid frog? What if our frogs are boys and they want to marry us?"
" Because I said so! Now kiss them!"
So everyone kissed their frog and Harry's turned out to be Voldy Moldy. And he killed everyone in the class. But before that he married all them.
The End
A/N : I know this story makes no sense. But me and my friends are dying of laughter over here so deal with it! And I am not going to continue this because if I did you would be even more confused than you already are!
Please Review!
Kissing the Wrong Frog (choking noise)
One day in Transfiguration class they were studying Muggle Fairy tales. More specifically the Frog Prince. As usual Hermione was ranting and raving like a mad sailor. "This fairy tale makes absolutely positively no sense whatsoever! Let's sum up this story. Prince gets turned into frog, Princess loses ball in pond, frog finds ball and offers to give it back for kiss. Princess takes ball and runs away without kissing. Frog prince complains to father of princess. Father makes Princess kiss frog. Frog transforms into prince, who for some strange reason is ready to marry Princess on the spot. For God's sakes she could be 9 years old for all we know!"
"Very interesting Miss Granger! 5 Points from Gryffindor! Now everyone take your frogs and kiss them."
Then Harry said, " Why the bloody hell do we have to kiss a stupid frog? What if our frogs are boys and they want to marry us?"
" Because I said so! Now kiss them!"
So everyone kissed their frog and Harry's turned out to be Voldy Moldy. And he killed everyone in the class. But before that he married all them.
The End
A/N : I know this story makes no sense. But me and my friends are dying of laughter over here so deal with it! And I am not going to continue this because if I did you would be even more confused than you already are!
Please Review!