Julius Caesar: Feel the Love.
Acts I - II
Cassius: You don't love me anymore.
Brutus: Yes I do.
Cassius: You love Caesar more than me.
Brutus: No I don't.
Cassius: Then help me kill him.
Brutus: Okay.
Act III
(They kill Caesar.)
Brutus: I loved Caesar, but I killed him because I love you more!
Crowd: Boo!
Antony: Caesar left you all money in his will!
Crowd: Kill Brutus!
Act IV
Brutus: You don't love me anymore.
Cassius: Yes I do.
Brutus: Do not.
Cassius: Do too.
Brutus: Do not.
Cassius: Do too.
Brutus: Well, I love you more.
Cassius: No, I love you more.
Brutus: No, I lo-
Crossbow: Duuuuuudes, this is the gayest thing I've ever seen in my life, and I'm including the 1992 Pride Parade in Manhattan in that statement.
Cassius: Aw, we mean platonic love. Brutus here is married.
Brutus: Actually, my wife just died.
Cassius: Oh... I have to be going now.
Brutus: Lucius! Go fetch a pair of young men to spend the night in my tent with us.
Act V
Pindarus: Titinius is dead!
Cassius: (kills himself)
Titinius: What's going on?
Pindarus: Cassius is dead!
Titinius: (kills himself)
Pindarus: Maybe I should just keep my mouth shut...
(Moments later)
Brutus: Clitus, help me kill myself.
Clitus: No.
Brutus: Dardanius?
Dardanius: No.
Brutus: Voluminus?
Voluminus: No.
Brutus: Strato, come on, you're the only one left.
Strato: Oh, all right. (Holds sword for Brutus to throw himself on.)
Octavius: What's going on?
Strato: Brutus is dead.
Antony: This was the noblest Roman of them all...
Octavius: He was? What about Julius Caesar?
Antony: Who?
END
Author's Note:
Last night I watched this play for the first time, the 1979 BBC production. I read along with the play, and these are the notes I made afterwards.