Adam of the Extreme Road
By Parody Man
A/N: Thank you to my big sister, Electric Fire, for being my beta reader. Please read some of her works. (You may have to read "Adam of the Road" to understand this)
Disclaimer: I did not write Adam of the Road. I only wrote this parody.
One day, soon after leaving Master Walter's and Dame Prudence's care, Adam was walking down the road. He knew that they did not want him to go, but he had to. So he left them a note saying that he had left.
Soon, Adam heard some voices behind him. He turned around, and gasped; Master Walter and Dame Prudence had sent the mob to chase him down and bring him back! Once Adam had his eyes back in his head, he started to run faster! Later, the Mafia was sent by Master Walter to join the mob. Adam could not understand why two peaceful church people would do this. Even later, the Marines, Army, and Air Force joined in on the chase. Adam's heart was beating, and his legs were sore. He was running as fast as he could, but he was slowing down. He had a flashback to when he chucked a rubber chicken at his best friend. He was ready to give up, but he did not. They were getting closer, closer, CLOSER!!!
All of a sudden, Roger along with Nick, walked into the road in front of Adam, saying, "Adam, welcome back!"
This caused Adam to fall into Roger, and then the Mob, Mafia, Army, and the Marines all tripped over Adam and ended up in a huge pile in the middle of the road.
Now, the pile was in front of an old farmer's house, and the farmer had just walked out the door before they all tripped over each other. He saw the Air Force, whose pilots were laughing so hard, crash into the pile causing a huge explosion. The old farmer just stared at the huge crater, and walked back inside.