THIS IS BRITTANY'S DIARY! I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT! I DON'T OWN GLEE!
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Oct 15 2010
Dear Diary,
I don't really know what to do with this. I guess I should write on this because mom gave this to me two years ago for my birthday. Oh well.
My "stupid" façade still works and everybody seems to think that I am stupid. I never thought they'd be that gullible. And I think…I miss being smart. I remember when I was in elementary school, I was on TOP of the class. Yeah, hard to believe, huh? Let's just say you don't know a lot about me. You can ask Artie…go on…
Well, I decided to play stupid in high school because my mom started forcing me to apply in colleges that are Ivy League. Doesn't she even know that I just want to continue cheerleading? Or Glee Club might work too… I just don't want to end up being a lawyer or a doctor. Those words give a chill down my spine.
Sometimes, I think I am getting stupid unintentionally. I think it's that master cleanse Coach Sylvester gives us. It's not exactly nutritious. I joined the Cheerios the moment I stepped foot in McKinley High, I guess it's the only club that welcomes "airheads".
This year, a lot has changed. What's up with Santana anyway? She's still a big of a bitch. Why does she have to chase over Puck when she doesn't deserve him? Artie, he's still the sweet guy I know in elementary school. Tina, well we really don't converse but I guess she's okay. But she creeps me out with her vampire sense of style. Twilight my ass.
Mike Chang? He's kinda hot actually. Gotta get his number. That's one of the quirks of being stupid. You can get all the boys you want. Finn, taken by Rachel. I guess they kinda make a cute couple. But Finn might still have feelings for Quinn. Who, quite frankly, is kind of a slut. Helloooo? Didn't she just give birth? Aren't they disgusted with her?
Puck? Yeah, still kinda hot stuff. I think he doesn't throw nerds into the dumpster anymore. I think. Who else am I forgetting? Matthew. Yeah, he's alright I guess. Mr Schuester and Ms. Pillsbury? What is going on with those two? Did I just hear squeals when I passed by her office? And not the innocent squeals. You don't wanna know, trust me.
Coach Sylvester. Scarier than ever. And, she gave two boxes of master cleanse. No way am I drinking that again. Mercedes, her vocals are uh-mazing! But she's got this attitude going on which really makes me want to slap her sometimes but yeah, I try to remember that I'm stupid. Kurt? If he wasn't gay, I'd jump his bones! Yeah well, I guess that's it for today. Should I write tomorrow?
Lotsaluv,
Brittany