Three vampire dads and one baby
hey guys, this is my very first fanfic. so be gentle ok? i am very happy that i am able to do the transition from reader to writer sooner than i expected. i hope i did well at least. reviews are good, they would help me see if i have what it takes to write. lol.
a/n: what happens when you leave a young nessie in the care of three vampire guys. Nessie here is a half –vampire baby but her growth rate is not as fast as written in the book. She is almost a year old.
DC: Twilight was shared, now Twilight inspired. Thanks Stephenie Meyer.
Alice POV
"I've got it! I've got it! I've got it!" I screamed as I got out of my yellow Porsche. I was practically running in my haste to get inside the house. I am just so perfect! I kept shouting in my mind. When I got to the living room, I found Edward, Jasper and Emmett grimacing like they were in pain. Edward looked most pained. The movie they were watching forgotten.
"What is wrong with you guys?" I asked them.
"Duh, Alice do you really have to shout?" Emmett dryly answered.
"Honey, super hearing remember?" Jasper added.
"And please stop whatever it is you're thinking. I have it worse. My ears are ringing and I think I'm going to have a headache." Edward said.
I rolled my eyes at the three. They will not rain on my parade. This will be a great week, as seen through my vision. I turned my back to them and headed for the stairs.
"Esme! Rosalie! Bella! Get down here!" I screamed. I know they can hear me without needing to shout but I just can't help it.
"Aaarrrggghhhh" Emmett covered his ears while Jasper and Edward both groaned.
"We are trying to watch a movie here! " Emmett complained. I turned to see what they were watching. Another Bourne movie. Figures, they love all the action. Emmett especially since he had it in his head that he wants to be a secret spy.
Esme, Rosalie and Bella were in front of me even before I turned back. I can't help the smile that came to my face as I waved what I'm holding in front of them.
"Guess what I have here."
"No way, Alice! You have them?" Rosalie said in a very excited voice. She was shushed by the three. We ignored them.
"That is great news, dear." Esme said. She laughed or rather giggled like a schoolgirl. Another groan came from the three.
"I can't believe you're doing this" Bella complained.
"That's it." Emmett stood up and turned off the huge TV.
"What is it that got you girls so excited?" He said as he walked to us. Jasper and Edward behind him.
I fanned the four envelopes in front of his face.
"All this noise for four envelopes?" Jasper was the one who asked since Emmett seemed lost.
"Hah. These are not just envelopes. These are invites to the New York Fashion week!" I dramatically told them. Rosalie squealed, Esme clapped in excitement, Bella groaned and the three boys seemed lost.
"You know as in Project Runway. Come on, Emmett, you know that."
"Do not." He protested darting a quick look at Edward and Jasper.
"Do too."
"Do not."
"Do too."
Esme cleared her throat to get our attention back to the topic. Edward seemed bored. Jasper seemed excited as we were. Ha! At least there is one male in this house who understands.
"Oh right. I got it from a very reliable source. We leave for new York tonight!"
Oh joy, I get to see the latest fashion. Heidi Klum will also be there. I am just so darn perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. I sang again in my head.
Edward looked irritated at me. I just stuck out my tongue at him.
"Do you have to keep on singing that?" he asked
"And will you guys tone down the excitement level? You are getting jasper all girly here." Emmett laughed. Funny, I forgot all about that. Jasper must have picked up on our excited energy. So much for one male understanding. Edward was trying not to laugh. Emmett was not as reserved; he let out a loud one.
"Maybe you should get another invite here for Ol' Jazz" he was laughing hard now. Jasper looked stunned.
Rose walked to stand by Em and gave him one loud smack at the back of his head.
"Oww! What was that for?"
"For being stupid." Rose told him. "I need to pack." She added. Esme nodded in agreement and turned toward the staircase. I could hear her talking to Carlisle on the phone as she went up the stairs. Which reminds me...?
"By the way, where is Nessie?" I ignored Bella's look.
"She's with Grampa Carlisle. They went for a walk." Emmett gets a kick out of calling Carlisle grampa.
"Ok. Rose you go pack. Bella, wait for me in your room."
"Why?" Bella asked.
"Do you think I'm going to let you pack by yourself?" I rolled my eyes at her.
Bella POV
Alice rolled her eyes at me. I felt so irritated right now, I might just strangle her right here right now. Fashion week? She has got to be kidding me. Although the invites are proof of how serious she is, but me going to Fashion week? Ugh, I'd rather hang myself. Edward was looking at me with that sheepish look I know so well. He knows something. Must have read something in Alice's crazy head.
"You better spill it out, Edward."
"Spill what?" he asked so innocently. He turned to join Emmett and Jasper who were resuming their movie. Gunshots were ringing all over the house. Talk about super hearing. They were complaining not just five minutes ago and here they are now watching with the volume too high. Men. I followed Edward.
"Tell me what Alice has in store for me."
"I am shocked, Bella. You know I have all your best intentions in mind." Alice said. She placed her arm around my shoulders and gave me a quick squeeze before darting to her room.
"Well, she has decided to give you a total makeover once you get there." Fear for what was in store for me must have registered in my face. Edward chuckled. "Not that you need it, love." He added.
"I heard that! She so does need a major makeover." Alice shouted from above the stairs. Emmett growled this time.
"Can't you guys see I'm trying to concentrate on the movie here?" He shouted.
"Why do you need absolute concentration to understand all that? It's just shooting guns and stuff." I can' help mock him. He growled at me. Edward hissed. I laughed.
I kissed Edward on the cheek and went upstairs to pack. Two seconds later I was sort of surprised to see Alice sitting on our bed when I entered the room.
I let out one long sigh. "What now? You done packing already?" I asked grumpily.
Alice had to laugh at that. Her musical laughter failed to make me smile right now. I was just too upset. I began packing things inside my travel bag while she watched. I threw in my favourite jeans to the bag and saw Alice grimace like I hurt her. I threw in a couple more old shirts from my pre-vampire days just to annoy her more. That gave me some satisfaction.
"There I'm done." I said after closing the travel bag.
"No you're not." Alice said and she re-opened the bag and dumped all the contents to the bed.
"Honestly, Bella, are you trying to give me a heart attack here?" she picked up one shirt and threw it back to the bed with a disgusted noise. She then pushed me towards the dresser and with military precision she must have gotten from Jasper, she supervised my packing.
"Alice...are you trying to give me a heart attack here?" Now it was my turn to be horrified. I held up a blouse so daring, I don't think anyone would wear it. The red blouse with its plunging neckline was just too much.
"This is not mine." I said through clenched teeth.
"I know. I bought it for you last week. When I saw that we were going to New York, I took the liberty of buying you the appropriate clothing needed. "She explained.
"I guess you were already packed since last week?" I wryly asked her.
"Of course." Came her simple reply. Seeing that I was not going to be of much help, she then packed for me not bothering to let me see what she put inside my bag. She was moving so fast and singing in her melodic voice. She really is excited about this.
This is going to be one long week. I shuddered at the thought.
Emmett POV
Oh man, what a move! This Bourne guy is good. I could just see myself in his shoes. Only better. Being bullet-proof and all. Good thing the girls have gone upstairs. This movie really needs my full concentration if I want to become a spy someday. Need pointers and stuff.
Shoot him, you idiot! Ahhh, nice move.
"Emmett, if you say one more nice move, I'm turning this off" Edward said. I turned to look at him and pretend to shoot him. He rolled his eyes.
You're just jealous 'coz you ain't got those moves my brother.
Edward just ignored me.
Bet I can do better. Bang! I pretend to shoot the TV with my invisible gun.
"Hey, jazz. Want to play spy later?" I asked as inspiration came to me.
"No."
"Why not?"
He sighed, "Emmett, if I want to shoot you, I would have done so a long time ago. Believe me I have been tempted many times but it's just a waste of good bullets. Now be a good boy and just watch." His eyes never left the TV.
And you call yourself a soldier
Edward had to chuckle at that. And then he shook his head. "No." He said.
Drat his mind reading thingy is getting on my nerves. I haven't asked him yet and he already knows. Wonder if Carlisle would want to. Nah can't see me playing with my dad. Playing with your brothers is ok but with your old man, weird. Maybe I would just go with the girls. These two are no fun. Besides I love Heidi Klum and project runway is cool with all those cool fashion.....
Edward looked at me.
Shit, I didn't just say that, did I? No, it's his mind reading thing again.
I can see him fighting not to laugh.
If you dare tell that to the others, I'm going to kill you. You hear that, Edward? KILL YOU.
"Whatever, Emmett." He was laughing now. Jasper still ignored us and continued to watch the movie.
Jasper POV
This house is one mad house. All these crazy emotions are getting too much for me. God, I shudder at the feeling of actually wanting to go to that stupid Fashion week. Shoot, Edward, pretend you didn't hear that ok? Alice will kill me.
I did not bother to look at him. He knows anyway. Emmett, on the other hand, is really getting on my nerves. Spy? What a stupid notion. Back in my days, if you want to fight and shoot guns you just do it. No need to hide and stuff. But I have to say this Bourne guy has nice moves.
"Not you too." Edward muttered under his breath.
Emmett stood up and went behind the couch. He's in his spy mode now. I could feel him behind my head as he pretend to hide from his enemies. I don't need to turn to know he has his fingers formed into a mock gun. And that he is probably pointing it to my head or Edward's. God, what an idiot.
"I couldn't agree more." Came Edward's grumble.
I sighed with mock exasperation at my sometimes not so favourite brother. Don't get me wrong I love my brothers and sisters, but Emmett can be too much sometimes. Maybe this immortal thing is getting inside his head making him crazy as time passes.
Good thing the girls are going on a vacation. Four less emotions to deal with. I guess I'm sort of thankful to this Fashion week. Fashion week......fashion week...week!
"The hell..." I stood up immediately that Edward looked up alarmed. Emmett came out of his hiding place behind the couch.
"That's it, jazzy boy. Give me your best shot." He said in his spy voice.
"Emmett, will you shut up for a sec. Stop being Emmett for a while."
"What's wrong, jasper?" Edward asked
"Don't you guys realize what the hell is happening here? Fashion Week!" I nearly shouted.
"O....K..., jazz. Calm down." Emmett said with a sympathetic face. "If you want to go, Edward and I would understand."
"No stupid. That's not it. Fashion Week means they will be gone for a week!" I waited for them to get it.
"Sooo...." Emmett stressed waiting for an explanation. He still didn't get it. Edward at least seems to understand.
"Nessie." We both said.
Rose POV
I can't believe Alice did it. New York Fashion Week! All the in people in the fashion world will be there. Plus I get to show off my stunning beauty. I can't wait for those supermodels to see the competition. I flipped my hair as I looked at my reflection in the mirror. Boy, no one can compete with this.
"Rose, we're ready. You ready?" I heard Alice say.
"Coming." I picked up my bag and proceeded to go down. Alice, esme and Bella were already downstairs. But they were frowning. Well in Alice and esme's face that was new. Bella had that frown since we learned of the trip.
"What's wrong?" I asked Alice.
"They're what's wrong." She said pointing with her lips towards the door.
Standing in front of the door were Jasper, Edward and Emmett. Emmett had his arms folded to his chest. A pose I know so well. Who is he trying to intimidate?
"What is it this time?"
"You guys are going to Fashion Week." Jasper said. He looked murderous.
I snickered, "Why, Jasper, you jealous?"
"Hell, I'm not."
"Then why the attitude?" I asked him. He just shrugged. Damn Emo kid. I turned to Emmett.
"Baby, why don't you step away from the doorway so we can go?"
"Sorry, babe."
"What the fu...hell are you guys doing?" I quickly revised what I was about to say. Esme was already frowning. We are going to be late for our flight.
"Ladies, have you thought about this?" Edward asked. The perfect gentleman.
"NO. Edward!" came Alice's horrified screech. She must have seen something.
This is really getting on my nerves now. "Somebody better explain what is going on here! I am getting annoyed and you guys don't want that."
Emmett took a step forward with hands facing me as if trying to placate a child.
"Calm down, Rose honey. What we were trying to say is that you ladies are going to Fashion week."
"No shit, Emmett. I thought we were just heading off to Wal-Mart. You know where we're going. Haven't you heard Alice?" Alice's eyes narrowed at that.
"Rose, fashion week as in week! You'll be gone for a week!" he looked panicked
"That's it." I walked towards Emmett and gave him a smack to the head.
"Owww, that really hurt Rose. What was that for now?" He was rubbing his head.
"You know em, sometimes you have the mentality of a stupid sheep."
"I thought all sheep are stupid." Edward said
"Yeah, but the stupid ones are even stupider."
"Err, Rose, is that even a word?" Jasper asked
"Oh shut up!" I am really mad now.
Esme POV
I hate to watch my children fight like ill-mannered brats. But at this point I understand the girls. The boys are acting stupid. Might as well put a stop to this before someone drew blood. Figuratively speaking that is.
"Calm down, Rose." I placed my hand on her shoulder. Restraining her from attacking Jasper.
I turned to the boys, "Now, will you three explain what this is about? Or would you like me to call your father so he can translate?"
"Esme, what we were trying to say is that you guys will be gone for a week. You're forgetting something or someone" Edward started to explain.
"And what is that, dear?"
"You're forgetting Nessie." It was Jasper who continued.
"We can't take Nessie." Alice stated matter-of-factly
"I can stay." Bella immediately volunteered.
"Oh, shut up Bella. You're coming period." Alice and Rose said at the same time. Bella's shoulder slumped. If this would not turn out to be a brawl, I might have laughed.
"Ok. I understand you." I said to the boys. I understand perfectly now where they're coming from. A laugh wants to escape from me.
"It's just a week boys. Surely you can handle that. Nessie, being a sweet child and all. She won't be a bother." I used the most soothing voice I can muster.
Edward, Jasper and Emmett looked panic-stricken.
Alice POV
Oh, great. This three had to go mental right now
I am getting as annoyed as Rose right now. The way these three idiots were acting is affecting the perfect vision I had about this trip. Trust men to go panicky when faced with domestic stuff.
"What is eating you guys so much? Is it because we'll be gone for a week or is it because of Nessie?" I just had to ask.
"Nessie." They all answered at the same time.
"Sheesh, how can taking care of one little, cute baby for a week cause you guys to go mental?"
"Alice, we don't know how to take care of a baby." Emmett really looked worried.
"You do fine every day." Rose threw in.
"Yeah, but you guys are around...." poor jazz, this must be a peach for him.
I counted to ten before I even answered. "You'll do fine, trust me." I finally said.
The three looked defeated. My heart went out to them. No, I take that back. This trip is the trip and no one can stop us from going. They can mope and cry for all I care.
"Fine. Wait for us here." I told the three. I motioned Esme, Rosalie and Bella to follow me to the dining room.
"Don't .Tell. Me. We. Are. Not. Going." Rose said through clenched teeth. She sat down and placed her palms on the table. I can see she is trying to stay calm.
"And what ruin, Alice's perfect plans?" Bella just had to say that. Well Bella will be Bella. But I am tougher than her. Tough luck.
"Nuh-uh. We are going. So quit whining, Bella. You are going to thank me after this."
"Can you see that happening, Alice?"
"Yeah, I do." I said rather smugly, "But first we need to do this for them." I pulled out a pen and paper. They understood.
We worked on the list for less than five minutes and when done, we went back to the living room. They did not budge from the door. (Sigh) what is it with these Cullen men. I thought
Edward looked straight at me and I almost, almost, gave in. Hate to see my fave bro looking like that. I handed him the piece of paper. He seemed more stable than the two. He scanned the paper quickly; a sort of smile was tugging the corners of his mouth.
"Bella, love, you sure about this?" he looked at his wife.
"Actually Edward, I am not sure about this trip...ouch!" Rose pinched her, "but I am sure you could handle taking care of REnesmee." Nice save.
I could see the look she gave Edward. The look that says, I'm held captive by your crazy sisters, what can I do? I stepped in between before Edward changes his mind.
"Eddy, Emmy, Jazzy...you guys are the most responsible (Rose had to stifle a laugh there), good guys I know. You'll do well, ok?" I said in my most sugary voice. I picked up my bag and the others seemed to use that to get moving. Esme was out the door after kissing each of her sons on the cheek. Rose almost dragged Bella through the door. Ignoring her husband. Well that's Rosalie, when she's pissed at someone, she really means it.
Bella and Edward only managed a quick kiss to the lips and a parting love you's before Rose managed to get her out the door. I kissed Jasper on the lips at the same time whispering he be good and that it's going to be ok.
Emmett was pouting like a kid because Rose ignored him.
"I still say this is not fair...." he was mumbling. I gave him a smack to the shoulders for that.
"Ouch, Alice. I am really abused at this house." He complained.
"Don't be stupid ok, Emmett?" I said as I kissed his cheek. "Follow the list and you'll be fine."
"Sure, sure. Easy for you to say."
"I'll bring you back something. How about an autograph of Heidi Klum?" I asked him.
He seemed to think about it for a while before answering in a not too subtle excited voice, "Can you also get Michael Kors and Nina Garcia's?"
Edward and Jasper looked at him like he was crazy which was really the case.
"Will do." I laughingly answered. Emmett is just so cute.
I turned to head for the door. I am too aware that the three were right behind me. Rose was already pounding on her car's horn.
"Uh, Alice..." Emmett hesitantly started to say
"What is it now, Emmett?"
"When you say that it will be ok, you do mean ok right? I mean you saw that we will be ok right?"
Hmmm, he got me there. Will it be better if I lie or just tell them?
Edward looked annoyed again. Em and Jazz were looking expectedly at me.
"Well.....I really can't say. I mean, Nessie is a half-breed. You know I can't see her. I'm saying it's going to be okay from gut feeling. Bye-bye!" and with that I sped towards Rosalie's car.
It was hilarious to see three full grown vampire men so panic-stricken, their eyes almost popping out of their sockets. If it were possible they would go paler than they are now. And if it were more possible, I swear they looked ready to faint.