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The Mission "AAAAARG!! I can't stand it anymore! Kakashi-sensei is FOUR freakin' hours late!!" Sasuke sweatdropped as Naruto ran around in circles and began hitting himself in the head. Sakura had fallen asleep on the side of the bridge, and looked like she was about to roll off. Sasuke snickered and imagined her suddenly waking up to find herself in the icy cold river. That also meant that she would stop sleeptalking. Every now and then she mumbled something about "beating Ino-pig and becoming Mrs.Uchiha". Shuddering, Sasuke turned his attention back to Naruto, who was currently poking himself in the face. Before Naruto poked out his eyes though, Kakashi FINALLY appeared. ï¼ï¼¹ï½".
Immediately, Naruto burst into tears. "Kakashi-sensei!! Finally, you're here!! Oh, THANK GOD!!" Naruto began running towards Kakashi with wide open arms. Kakashi backed away, and a look of fear crossed his face. Fortunately for Kakashi, Naruto tripped on Sakura before reaching his terror stricken sensei. Both genin tumbled down into the freezing waters. Sakura woke up on contact and screamed bloody murder as she tried to simultaneously punch out Naruto and also try to keep from drowning. Kakashi sweatdropped and shrugged. "Oh well, at least now I can read Icha Icha Paradise in peace." Sasuke coughed and tapped his sensei's shoulder. "You forgot about me." Kakashi's gulped as he slowly turned around. "Well, umm, you see, I was late today because uh I had to uh save an old lady from being robbed by uh by a .... a ROCK!!!" Sasuke twitched. "I don't really care about that, I just want you to brief me on today's mission so I can get it over with."
Kakashi heaved a sigh of relief and scratched the back of his head. " We-e-e-lll... Today's mission is-" " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME KAKASHI-SENSEIIII!!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed as Sakura chased him around the bridge and began to throw shuriken at him. "DIE YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHI-"Sakura was cut off as Kakashi appeared behind her and restrained her. Naruto fell on his knees as he panted and tried to take a breath. But before he could even inhale, Sasuke hog tied him to one of the bridge's fence posts. Kakashi blinked, and the next moment, Sasuke had hog tied Sakura to the post right next to Naruto's. Sasuke was breathing heavily and his temples were throbbing as if they would burst. "GODDAMMIT JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP TRYING TO FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER!!" Everyone stared at Sasuke as he tried to calm himself down and began to hyperventilate. He knew he shouldn't have eaten those sugar doughnuts... Naruto and Sakura were too shocked to even protest about being hog tied to a bridge. A few moments later, Sasuke regained his composure. "Ahem. Kakashi-sensei, please tell us about today's mission." Kakashi's lower jaw made a slight creaking noise as he tried to close his mouth. Finally, he managed to close it and began massaging his jaw slowly. "Well, uh, kids, today's mission is a very special mission". Immediately, Naruto's eyes lit up. "Really really really?" Kakashi sighed and nodded. "Today's mission is to protect somebody named. . . .Bob" SOOOOO HOW'D YA LIKE MY FIRST CHAPTER OF MY FIRST FICCY?????? Don't worry they'll meet bob in the next chapter! And yes, I know its too short.....=-= Also I know that I don't have the best mechanical and grammar skills and I cant spell rite either, but it's the story that counts, right? weak nods from the audience.. ;;;; ps I had this idea in the middle of this night, And I know that it's a retarded idea, but I just couldn't help it. im a retarded person!! ( SMILE SMILE SMILE) EVERYONE..: SHUDDER...no wonder Eheheheheheheh....=-= R&R!!!!
The Mission "AAAAARG!! I can't stand it anymore! Kakashi-sensei is FOUR freakin' hours late!!" Sasuke sweatdropped as Naruto ran around in circles and began hitting himself in the head. Sakura had fallen asleep on the side of the bridge, and looked like she was about to roll off. Sasuke snickered and imagined her suddenly waking up to find herself in the icy cold river. That also meant that she would stop sleeptalking. Every now and then she mumbled something about "beating Ino-pig and becoming Mrs.Uchiha". Shuddering, Sasuke turned his attention back to Naruto, who was currently poking himself in the face. Before Naruto poked out his eyes though, Kakashi FINALLY appeared. ï¼ï¼¹ï½".
Immediately, Naruto burst into tears. "Kakashi-sensei!! Finally, you're here!! Oh, THANK GOD!!" Naruto began running towards Kakashi with wide open arms. Kakashi backed away, and a look of fear crossed his face. Fortunately for Kakashi, Naruto tripped on Sakura before reaching his terror stricken sensei. Both genin tumbled down into the freezing waters. Sakura woke up on contact and screamed bloody murder as she tried to simultaneously punch out Naruto and also try to keep from drowning. Kakashi sweatdropped and shrugged. "Oh well, at least now I can read Icha Icha Paradise in peace." Sasuke coughed and tapped his sensei's shoulder. "You forgot about me." Kakashi's gulped as he slowly turned around. "Well, umm, you see, I was late today because uh I had to uh save an old lady from being robbed by uh by a .... a ROCK!!!" Sasuke twitched. "I don't really care about that, I just want you to brief me on today's mission so I can get it over with."
Kakashi heaved a sigh of relief and scratched the back of his head. " We-e-e-lll... Today's mission is-" " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME KAKASHI-SENSEIIII!!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed as Sakura chased him around the bridge and began to throw shuriken at him. "DIE YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHI-"Sakura was cut off as Kakashi appeared behind her and restrained her. Naruto fell on his knees as he panted and tried to take a breath. But before he could even inhale, Sasuke hog tied him to one of the bridge's fence posts. Kakashi blinked, and the next moment, Sasuke had hog tied Sakura to the post right next to Naruto's. Sasuke was breathing heavily and his temples were throbbing as if they would burst. "GODDAMMIT JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP TRYING TO FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER!!" Everyone stared at Sasuke as he tried to calm himself down and began to hyperventilate. He knew he shouldn't have eaten those sugar doughnuts... Naruto and Sakura were too shocked to even protest about being hog tied to a bridge. A few moments later, Sasuke regained his composure. "Ahem. Kakashi-sensei, please tell us about today's mission." Kakashi's lower jaw made a slight creaking noise as he tried to close his mouth. Finally, he managed to close it and began massaging his jaw slowly. "Well, uh, kids, today's mission is a very special mission". Immediately, Naruto's eyes lit up. "Really really really?" Kakashi sighed and nodded. "Today's mission is to protect somebody named. . . .Bob" SOOOOO HOW'D YA LIKE MY FIRST CHAPTER OF MY FIRST FICCY?????? Don't worry they'll meet bob in the next chapter! And yes, I know its too short.....=-= Also I know that I don't have the best mechanical and grammar skills and I cant spell rite either, but it's the story that counts, right? weak nods from the audience.. ;;;; ps I had this idea in the middle of this night, And I know that it's a retarded idea, but I just couldn't help it. im a retarded person!! ( SMILE SMILE SMILE) EVERYONE..: SHUDDER...no wonder Eheheheheheheh....=-= R&R!!!!