Tas makes a list of things not conductive to a long life...with a bit of a cross-over at the end. ;P
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonlance, Tas, PotC, so on and so forth...
"This is not snooping. It is called "caution" and caution is conductive to a long life. Something Tanis is very big on."---The Story That Tasslehoff
Promised He Would Never, Ever, Ever Tell
20 Things Not Conductive To A Long Life
1. Telling Tika her dress makes her look fat
2. Reading Raistlin's personal diary
3. Telling Caramon you just ate the last doughnut.
4. Setting Fizban's hat on fire
5. Telling Flint he looks like his mother
6. Telling Raistlin he looks like his mother
7. Asking Tanis whatever happened between him and Kitiara
8. Poking a hungry dragon
9. Playing hide-and-go-seek with a minotaur and his money bag
10. Touching Raistlin's stuff
11. Telling Sturm his moustaches make him look stupid
12. Asking Raistlin to tell you some scary stories
13. Asking Flint to go on a boat ride with you
14. Telling Bupu you hid her lizard
15. Telling Riverwind his height might be compensating for something
16. Telling Goldmoon Riverwind's height might be compensating for something
17. Sending Otik's potatoes back to the kitchen, claiming that they're not hot enough…even when your tongue was scald when you bit one
18. Asking Dalamar about those marks on his chest
19. Going near Raistlin---period
20. Burning Jack Sparrow's rum and then asking him where it all went
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