AkumaRin: Hello and welcome to Luka In Wonderland! I finally finished the first chapter and the realized it was the crappiest thing I had ever written so I rewrote it and here it is! Gakupo could you take care of the disclaimer?

Gakupo: Of course! AkumaRin does not own VOCALOID or Alice in Wonderland! All she owns is her writing!

Luka: Get on with the story already!

AkumaRin: Okay, okay!

Chapter One

Oh No She Didn't!

Enter Luka

"S-so for the cultural festival our class will be performing a revised version of Alice In Wonderland'. The play was written by our very own Megpoid Gumi-san! Uh umm…." It seemed the blue haired male that stood in front of the class didn't know what else to say so a girl with short green hair pushed him out of the way and took the stand. "Hello everyone! Since the script is finished I would like to cast the play today! Let's start with our male lead The Mad Hater AKA Vincent! Any suggestions for who should play him?" Gumi asked enthusiastically.

Rin Kagamine's hand shot up into the air like a rocket just milliseconds later. "Ah, Rin-chan who did you have in mind?" Gumi asked. "Gakupo-kun of course!" She said happily. I frowned if Gakupo was in this I had a bad feeling he was planning on getting me involved as well.

Gumi smiled. "What a wonderful idea!" She exclaimed while writing his name next to the words 'Mad Hatter' on the white board. "Now for the role of Alice, the heroine and the Mad Hatter's lover!" She exclaimed.

I swear every single girl in the room started shouting 'I'll be a great Alice' or 'Me, me, pick me!'. I noticed my friend Vivian raising her hand silently. Vivi was so pretty! She had her long blond hair tied up in a side ponytail with a brown silk flower on the other side to balance it out. Once she noticed me looking at her she turned to me and smiled mischievously, what was she up to now?

"Vivian who do you think should be Alice?" Gumi asked. Everyone just looked at Vivian and shut their mouths. She rarely talked so when she did people listened. "I think Luka-chan would be a wonderful Alice~" She said cheerfully. Was she crazy? There was no way in hell I was going to play Mr. Popular's lover!

Gumi looked at Vivian a bit shocked. "V-Vivian-chan I don't think Luka is really suited for that role." She said without even giving me a second glance. "Actually Vivian-chan I was hoping that you would play Alice!" Gumi added cheerfully.

Vivian made and X with her arms and smiled. "Vetoed." She said. Gumi frowned. "Why?" She asked. Vivian blushed a little. "I have trouble memorizing a lot of lines." She admitted. "Oh I see…Any more suggestions?" Gumi asked and the yelling returned.

After a few minutes of talking I heard the all too familiar voice of that stupid eggplant lover say: "Hey Gumi-chan I hope you know I don't intend to play the Mad Hatter unless Luka plays Alice." My eyes widened as Gumi wrote my name next to 'Alice' on the board.

"Well then Luka will play Alice!" She declared. "What!" I screamed.

"Cast members please stay after!" Gumi shouted as the bell rang. I groaned and looked at Vivian who was sitting next to me with her sketch book wide open.

"I'm glad you're stuck doing this with me Vivi-chan." I told her. I really wanted to rub it in her face a little, does that make me a bad friend? Vivian looked at me and smiled. "That's okay, it's not like I have anything better to do today anyways." She said with a shrug. Darn, I was hoping I would piss her off a little.

Gakupo waltzed up and sat down next to us. "Well hello there ladies~" He said in a sing song voice. I glared at him. "Hello eggplant face." I said. Gakupo frowned. "How could such a beautiful woman be so mean?" He asked.

Vivian looked up and smiled at him. "Ne ne Gakupo-kun if you don't stop she's going to slap you~" She said happily. Gakupo took a step back. "V-Vivi that's creepy, don't do that again!" He exclaimed I had to admit that Vivian's 'when I finish smiling at you I'm going to kill you' look was pretty creepy.

"Hello everyone!" Mikuo said as he walked over to us with his twin Miku. "Oh, Mikuo, hello." Vivian said. She didn't even bother to take her eyes off her sketch book to talk to him. "What kind of a greeting is that Vivi?" He asked with a frown. Miku just giggled.

Pretty soon our table was filled with people. Some were cast members and others crew, but we were all sitting and chatting. "Hey Vivian what role are you playing?" Meito asked suddenly. "Yeah I wasn't paying attention to who you were casted as." I admitted. Vivian pointed to herself. "Me? I'm the Red Queen of course~" She said with a small laugh. She had the creepiest laugh ever, it sounded like something straight out of Higurashi or Umineko and on top of that she covered her mouth when she laughed, making her the perfect evil villain.

Gakupo smiled at her. "There's a Red King too, isn't there? Who's playing him?" He asked. Akaito quickly put his arm around Vivian's shoulders and smirked. "That would be me." He said. Wow they were perfect for the evil couple!

"Hey guys let's get started!" Gumi said after what seemed like forever. "Finally!" The cast and crew yelled out simultaneously.

Gumi handed each cast member a script and we all quickly flipped through them to see our lines. I saw Vivian frown it was her 'how the hell am I supposed o memorize all this crap'/'wow this is the crappiest thing I've ever read in my life' frown.

"Well then if everyone's ready let's do the read through." Gumi said.

AkumaRin: I bet you guys are all sad because this is the end of the chapter!

Luka: No, I'm pretty sure that they're happy it's over.

Gakupo: That was kinda mean…

Luka: Shut it eggplant face.

Gakupo: Luka you're hurting the beating thing.

Luka: As if I care!

AkumaRin: Well while these two fight I would like to explain something! Vivian is not an official VOCALOID she is basically me as a VOCALOID.

Mikuo: How the hell do you get Vivian from Anne-Marie?

AkumaRin: Well I like Vivian better.

Mikuo: Okay then. Why do people call her Vivi?

AkumaRin: Because Gakupo thought Vivian was too long.

Gakupo: Can we be done now?

AkumaRin: Yes, yes we can. Please review! Reviews make me want to write more you know~