DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Legend of Zelda. Really.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yes, I will admit it: I am guilty of Mary Sueism, and it really got on my nerves... so I decided to writea Mary Sue-basher to prove that I've seen the error of my ways. Please keep in mind that I'm not trying to make fun of any one Mary Sue in particular, so if it sounds like I'm flaming anyone's OC, I swear it wasn't done on purpose.
Chapter one… Can You Guess the Mystery Guest?
This story begins on an over-cliched dark and stormy night.
Not just any dark and stormy, though—this is extremely dark and stormy. The kind of dark and stormy that is every horror-movie-director's dream come true. The kind of dark and stormy where you would say, "Sheeze, I bet that the next time there's lightning, you can see the sillhouette of some mysterious cloaked figure looking forlorn."
Lightning flashes.
It briefly illuminates the outline of a mysterious, cloaked figure seeming even more forlorn than the weather seems dark and stormy. It's almost as if they'd practiced looking weary, grieved, strained and lonely all at the same time, because they are very good at it.
They stagger down the dirt path that cuts through Hyrule Field and come to a stop before the drawbridge leading to the Market, and from the Market to their ultimate destination, the castle—except for the fact that the drawbridge is up. It is, after all, a dark and stormy night.
The enigma considers a handful of different solutions to this problem, but forlorn eventually wins them over, and they topple to the ground in a dead faint.
Thunder rumbles in the distance, adding to the drama almost as much as dark and stormy has.
Short chapter, I know, and I'm sorry... but watch out, 'cause chapter two's on its way, and that's where the real fun begins. Please review... I'm addicted to feedback.