Warnings: cotains a very drunk, OOC Neji and boyxboy action. Don't Like, don't read.

Disclaimer: Does Gaara run around screaming on the top of his lungs "I FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS!"? Then I do not own Naruto.

"Let's get this party started!" Ino yells to the room and people cheer in reply. I should be training to become a better ninja not partying. Why am I here? I don't know why I agreed to come to this stupid party in the first place. Oh wait, yeah I do! I heard there was going to be alcohol and there was a certain someone I wanted to see drunk. That certain someone was none other than Neji Hyuuga.

Why did I want to see Neji drunk? Well, that's an easy. I can answer that question with one word. Curiosity. I'm curious on how he would act drunk, completely calm like normal, or would he act laughably out of character?

That question has haunted me ever since I met Neji. He is just so uptight and proper. It annoys me to no end. He really just needs to pull the stick out of his ass, and I hope that getting him drunk will, if only for a little while.

"Hey Naruto, over here," Kiba yells, waving at me to come over to the table he's sitting at. Sasuke, Shikamaru, Choji, and Neji accompany Kiba at the table. I smirk and sit in between Neji and Kiba.

"Who's ready to drink until we can't keep ourselves up?" Kiba cheers, raising his glass in the air.

Its a few hours later, the parties coming to an end, and I have successfully gotten Neji Hyuuga drunk. I regret it with my entire being. He is on a table, singing and dancing – really badly – in only his boxers. "NAAARRRUUU~" He sings as he spots me looking at him, and I nearly die at what he says next, "Take me home Naru!"

My whole body freezes as he jumps down from the table and clings onto me. His hands roam my body traveling lower. "N-Neji, your drunk," I state trying to keep my thoughts from straying to a very bad place.

I've always found Neji attractive. There's just something about his long shiny black hair and lavender eyes that just pulled me towards him. On a personal level, I didn't really like Neji, so that's why I never tried pursuing him, but with him hanging off me like he is, I can't seem to think about anything but fucking him into the mattress.

"Naru-chan, let's go to my house and get cozy," Neji says, slowly slipping his hand down my pants. I quickly grab it, blushing madly, and Neji whines.

"Neji, we have to get you home," I say, flustered.

"I'll only go home if you come with me~" Neji says, giggling.

It took Kiba, Sasuke, and I to get Neji fully clothed. When we did, every agreed that I should have to bring Neji home because I was the one who got him drunk in the first place. "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!" Neji sings, very off-key as he dances through the streets. Remind me never to get Neji drunk ever again.

We finally get to his house and he literally drags me into his house and up into his room. As soon as he gets to his room he shoves me into his room, slams the door shut and throws himself onto me, knocking me onto his bed. He presses his lips to mine and my eyes go wide. I push Neji off of me and jump off of the bed.

"Naru-chan, what's wrong?" Neji ask, cocking his head to the side.

"You're drunk," I say, my face a deep red color. Neji frowns and grabs me arms, pulling me on top of him.

"I don't care! I've always found you sexy, Naru-chan," Neji says seductively before he pulls me into another kiss. This time though, I kiss back with need and want. I try to stop myself, but I just can't seem to. All the pent up want for the lavender eyed boy rising to the surface.

I leave Neji's mouth and I kiss down his neck. I feel Neji's hands going under my black shirt, pulling it off over my head. "Oh Naru-chan, you're oh so very sexy," Neji moans as his hands trace over my abs. I quickly take off Neji's shirt and capture his mouth in a kiss. I push my tongue into his mouth, exploring the wonderful moist heaven that is Neji's mouth.

"Stop!" I yell pulling away from Neji, coming to me senses.

"Naru-chan~" Neji whines, eyes pleading for me to continue.

"Sorry, Neji, but I can't," I say softly, "I'd feel too bad about it." I roll off of Neji and go to get up, but then Neji grabs my hand.

"Stay here, pleeeeeaaasssseee, Naru-chan" Neji asks eyes soft and begging.

I nearly jump on him again, but instead, I just slip back into Neji's bed. Neji cuddles up to me and I wrap my around him, enjoying Neji's company before morning comes. I know tomorrow morning will not be pretty. There's no way Neji will be happy about seeing me in bed with him. He'll probably assume more happened than what actually did. Oh well, I'm just content of having the Hyuuga in my arms, in a deep sleep. I drift off into a deep sleep with the scent of Neji Hyuuga tickling my noise.