Chapter 1: Enter the Alien

Our story starts out with the journey of a particularly perverted, white haired man, name Jiraiya. Now at the present time said pervert was immersing himself in writing another one of his 'master pieces'.

Now Jiraiya was relatively close to the border of Fire, in fact a good two miles, but that by no means meant that he was safe. Sure the Land of Grass wasn't on hostile terms with the Land of Fire, but a shinobi could never be too careful.

Back to the issue at hand. Jiraiya had just finished some very important 'research' for his book and was planning to head back to Konohagakure to check in (cough-stalk-cough) on his god son-not that he ever talked to him. Maybe do some more 'research'.

That's when it happened

In the middle of the clearing he was currently residing in an orange orb suddenly descended from the low hanging clouds. Quickly jumping into a fighting position Jiraiya prepared himself for an attack, but nothing happened.

Hesitantly he made his way towards the orb. It didn't have a chakra signature, so it couldn't be a ninjutsu, and he knew for sure that he wasn't in a genjutsu, so what on earth could the little orb be?

Giving the little orb a small poke Jiraiya leaned in to observe it more closely, that's when shit started hitting the fan. The little orange orb started growing and growing. All the natural chakra in the clearing started being sucked into it. In an effort to preserve his current state of living Jiraiya launched himself backwards behind a line of quickly rotting trees. His hands led through themselves through a familiar sequence. In an instance a barrier seal was placed around him, which was good because the next second the clearing exploded with light and an unfamiliar energy.

As quickly as the whole fiasco came, it disappeared leaving only a small craters and miles of trees and animals that had their chakra taken. Dropping the barrier Jiraiya once again made his way to the center of the once plush clearing. Inching his way to the crater he sense that unfamiliar energy, but this time it was only a minute amount, compared to the blast that was just rocketed through the clearing. Climbing the small barrier of dirt Jiraiya peeked into the crater, and quickly found himself in a state of bewilderment and shock.

There in the center of the crater was a girl.

Not being able to help his curiosity (and pervert instincts) he slowly slid down the side of the crater to get a better look at the celestial alien that descended from the heavens. Her form was curled on the side, so to get a better look Jiraiya turned her over.

The alien was quite pretty to be honest, but strange looking all the same. Golden tan skin covered in an array of beauty marks and speckles cover her face, neck, upper arms and legs. Dark auburn hair that was cropped into a very curly pixie cut framed her round, slightly chubby face. Long dark lashes brushed her round rosy cheeks and thick well-formed brows sat firm on her brow line. The strangest thing was the fact that she had a large heart shaped mark, the same color as the beauty marks, in between her eye brows. It actually resembled a chakra mark (like that which a certain chesty slug princess adorned). Golden earrings, six to be precise, four on one ear and two on the other. Pierced her ears and a pretty golden necklace, with what looked to be a…cross? Sat on her neck.

Now for her body, Jiraiya quite enjoyed inspecting; seeing as she was dressed in nothing but a tank top and shorts. Her chest was quite nice, not as big as previously mentioned slug princess, but darn near close. From her twisted position it was hard to closely observe her body, but it was quite curvy, adding to her very foreign look; not many women with in the elemental countries, and even surrounding ones were built that way. Large hips and thighs added to the curviness. A small layer of baby fat still clung to her body, giving Jiraiya the impression that she was still in her teen, late teens.

Cautiously poking the aliens chubby cheeks he was rewarded with a small groan and sniffle, then the alien rolled over and continued what he now knew to be, sleeping. The alien girl was sleeping! Now he gave her a chakra sweep, only to find nothing.

No, the alien had no chakra to speak of, but he now knew where the strange energy was coming from. In fact she was leaking large amounts of it. It felt so strange like a mix of spiritual chakra, nature chakra and something lighter.

Looking around Jiraiya gave a deep sigh. Bending down he picked up the alien girl and started heading toward his intended destination; the Land of Fire border.

Lucky for him he was close to a village with a hospital

This definitely threw a wrench in his plans, guess the bath house would have to wait.

It was just a typical Wednesday in Columbus, Ohio. I went to school, dealt with my asshole professors, and lazily made my way home, an empty home, but a home.

Mom was at the hospital again, volunteering where she felt she was most needed. I guess a daughter wasn't enough reason to be home, but I mean whatever, me and my mom haven't had a close relationship in a while.

Well not since my sister died.

I made my way to my room, pulled my laptop out and began slaving over my homework, you know the usual.

It was Wednesday and I found myself making my way to my favorite manga site to see the new updates, ever since Naruto ended I was looking for my new fix. Don't get me wrong I loved myself some Bleach and Fairy Tail, but they didn't satisfy like a good chapter of my favorite knuckle headed ninja.

Once I had sufficiently drained myself I took my lazy fat ass over to my bed and plopped myself down for some sleep so I could start the mundane cycle again.

I sat up for a few hours hopping to hear the sound of a door opening, but nothing happened, that's when I knew this would be another all-nighter for her. Oh well.

I was blissfully asleep until a certain smell hit my nostrils. Smoke.

Bolting upright I was met with a room full of smoke. Quickly getting up I made my way to my door. Reaching for the handle I halted, the heat coming of the thing would sear my hand right off. I needed to get out. I made my way to my window, fully intending of surviving this ordeal when I heard a meow.

My head snapped towards my door. I heard the meow again. Chestnut!

My precious baby was on the other side of that door. I couldn't leave her. So mustering whatever courage resided in me a slammed against my door. I was met with a fiery sea. Looking around for my baby I found her perched against the kitchen wall crying for help. Quickly maneuvering around I got to her, scooping her up and trying to head for my room.

I successfully got there but the flames were becoming too much, I could hear the house moan with strain. Having no time to regularly opening the window I smashed it and tossed Chestnut, but before I could follow I heard a high pitch squeak come from inside the house. In an instance the world quieted around me and I knew it was all over. It was the stove.

The next second I heard a loud boom, a bright light, and then nothing

Absolutely nothing.

A gasp was heard from the sterile white bed situated in the sterile white room. A rustle and squeak.

Jiraiya looked up from his novel to see the alien girl breathing heavily and clutching the necklace around her neck. Sweat was rolling down her face and neck. She wildly looked around until she met his confused gaze.

Deep pools of copper, which was the color of her eyes. It went nicely with the rest of her. She gave him a once over and her beautiful tan skin seemed to take on a paler appearance.

Jiraiya leaned forward, intending to somehow comfort the alien when she opened her mouth

And gave the highest, squeakiest scream he had ever heard.

A/N hoped you liked it. Semi SI. The character us me, but the back story isn't necessarily me. The idea came to me in a vision lol. Hope you like it. Dialoge will definitely be in the next chapter. Hope to write it soon. Please leave reviews and critiques, let them be kind!

Cya!