Disclaimer:

Robert – I don't own the rights to Fruits baskets or Pippin but I was in
pippin and Fruits baskets. My school does a wide range of plays. I was Kyo,
the true cat costume itched like hell.

Cassie – I watched the play and it wasn't half bad.

Robert – It was all bad.

Cassie – Just so you know I'm Robert the bobert's sister.

Robert – Don't call me that Cassie the assy.

Cassie – It's assie not assy.

Robert – Sorry. Well just so you know anything in bold is singing. Most of
the words that are sung are the real lyrics so that makes us look less
crazy.........or does it.

Cassie – Some things are just plane weird so if the word has one of these
then there will be a cliff note at the end of the chapter.

Cassie and Robert – Hope this disturbs you.

Pippin:
A Hitori co. Production
Audience – Look at the leads of this play it should be good. Lets not look
at the extras, stage crew, and lights because they're not important.

Program

Pippin –Yuki

Lewis – Kyo

Charlemagne – Ayame

Leading player – Haru

Theo – Hiro

Fastrada – Kagura

Catherine – Hana

Berthe –Tohru

Closed curtains

Hitori – Welcome to the show. I hope you will enjoy our presentation, but
first let me remind you of the reason we are here. (Hitori holds up a
picture) This is a picture of little Timmy; he needs a new brain and can't
afford the surgery. (A single tear drips down Hitori's face and he
sniffles.) If any of you decide that you want your money back then little
Timmy will die and it will be all your fault. His death will loom over your
heads till the day you die. (Hitori bows his head in silence for a minute
and then picks it up and starts to speak in a chipper mood) Please turn off
all cell phones and pagers as not to distract the actors. (Phones and
beepers start making their going off noises) Please no...

Shiguri – (runs on stage) Why didn't I get a part in the show?

Hitori – You just want to be near all those girls in tights.

Shiguri – Is that so wrong.

Ayame – (runs out from back stage in his costume) Don't worry you'll get a
part tonight.

Yuki and Kyo – (from back stage) Would you stop that!

Hitori – And may I now present Pippin. (One last phone turns off)
(Shiguri stomps back to the audience and Ayame skips back stage. Curtains
open and fog rolls along the floor)

Cast – Ooooooo, Oooooooo
Join us leave your fields to follower (White hands appear on stage and
make grabbing motions)

Audience – Oooooo Aaaaaaaa

Cast – Join us leave your cheese to sour
Join us come and waist an hour or two (Hands spring back and form the
number two, Kyo hits Yuki in the face and Yuki grunts in anger)
Deedle-ee-do
Journey, journey to spot (hands start waving back and forth)
Exciting, mystic, and exotic
Journey through our anecdotic review (hands disappear)

We've got magic to do (hands shoot up and Yuki wakes Kyo in the face
causing Kyo to make a loud grunt of pissedofidness.)
Just for you (hands point out)
We've got miracle plays to plays (Hands spring back and Kyo re-retaliates.)
We've got parts to perform (hands move out to the side and Yuki breaks
Kyo's nose)
Hearts to warm (hands go in towards where their hearts would be)
Kings and thing to take by storm (hands make grabbing motions)
As we go along our way (hands disappear and while disappearing Kyo rips out
a lock of Yuki's hair.)

Intrigue plots to bring disaster (all hands go into a five position and
slowly make fist, Yuki then shoves leeks, which are glowing in the black
light, into Kyo's mouth.)
Kyo – That's it you damn rat.

Cast –Humor handle by a master (hands cross over each other)

Yuki – Baka neko.

Cast –Romance sex presented pastorally

Ayame – Ooooo

Hitori – Stop that

Cast –Deedle-ee-dee
Illusion fantasy to study (Hands start crossing over each other except for
Yuki's and Kyo's which are what seems to be the patented anime fight thing
where the hands interlock and one set is really high and the other is at
about face level...you know the one.)
Battle barbarous and bloody (the hands form fist that look like they are
blocking a blow, Tohru hugs Yuki and Kyo)
Join sit where everybody can see (hands disappear, Yuki and Kyo's glove
can't be seen anymore because rats and cats are very small and I've never
seen a rat or cat wearing human gloves and look good.)

We've got magic to do (hands shoot out)
Just for you (hands point out)
We've got miracle plays to plays (hands spring back)

Tohru – ahh! (Fall)

Cast – We've got parts to perform (hands go out and two more of the cast
members are turned into animals but you can kind of see a giant glowing cow
due to the backlight.)
Hearts to warm (hands go to where there hearts would be)
Kings and thing to take by storm (Hands make grabbing motions)
As we go along (lights go on and everyone moves out into the audience while
a cat, a cow, a bunny, and a rat scurry of stage)

We've got magic to do and to play
We've got foibles and fables to portray
As we go along our way. (the characters freeze in front of the audience)
(The Yuki fan club starts dancing on stage)

Hitori –Turn, 2, 3, 4 kick, 2, 3, 4, spin, 2, kick, 4 Jump, 2, 3, 4,
flip...Who's that back stage?

Shiguri – Oh ya baby shake it. Shake it like a Polaroid picture

Hitori – Security!

Shiguri – What the? I'll be back!
(Everyone starts mingling with the audience and the dancers leave)
(Music changes and everyone comes back except Ayame, Yuki comes back from
being back stage and drags Ayame away from the scared little man whose hand
Ayame has not let go.)

Ayame – (while being dragged away) And then I told him that I was from a
very royal family who as a tribute to mumph (Yuki stuffs a cloth in Ayame's
mouth)

Haru – (Walks onto the center of the stage in a dazzling suit) Hello there
welcome to Pippin sit back relax and...(phone rings) did you people even
listen to Hitori at the beginning. Come up on stage you bastard. (Man with
phone walks up on stage)

Cast – (sigh) Dark Haru

Haru – I have the right mind to beat you till your esophagus is not running
down your throat but up your ass.
Random Audience member #294 – Is that possible!

Haru – Shut up! (Grabs Momiji in bunny form and throw him at the person)

Momiji – Waaaa Tohru Haru threw me. (Cell phone man runs off stage)

Haru - ...enjoy the show

Cast – (sigh of relief) Light Haru
We've got magic to do (hands shoot out)
Just for you (hands point out)
We've got miracle plays to plays (hands spring back)
We've got parts to perform (hands go out)
Hearts to warm (hands go to there hearts)
Kings and thing to take by storm (Hands make grabbing motions)
As we go along our way (everyone poses)

Cliff notes

Pissofidness – I can make up words...don't judge me, you don't know me.

Scurry – He he scurry sounds funny.