Alright, so…yeah…here's Cullen skip day…feel free to correct me on anything. But also keep in mind that I have taken the liberties of changing things around, taking things out, as well as adding some things in. I also apologize of the OOC-ness…but I'm trying to keep with the original characters as much as possible.

Disclaimer: If I owned these sort of things…would I be on fan fiction???...no

EPOV

"Edward! Get out of bed!" I heard Esme yell from downstairs. This was officially going to be the worst day ever. The last thing I want to do is go to school.

"Can you just tell her I can't come down? I'm sick, I don't feel well." I told my sister Rosalie whom I knew was standing at the doorway.

"You don't look sick." She replied with her arrogant attitude.

"But my hands are all cold and clammy." I tried. Hey if it worked for Ferris Bueller then it can-

"Edward, you totally stole that from Ferris Bueller's Day Off." She said as she walked away…..Busted!

So finally I decided to get up, and go downstairs. If I can't fool my sister, my mom probably won't fall for it either. "C'mon Edward," Esme started, "This is your big day! Senior skip day. It's a right of passage! It's the best thing about being a senior!"

"Where are they having it this year?" Asked Rosalie. It's not as if I knew. I didn't even want to go!

"Ummm…I don't know." I stated in all truthfulness. I mean WHY would I even want to go.

"Well, you can have the skip day party here. Just like your sister did." My mom offered with a hint of sarcasm in her voice. I mean, how is ANYONE in this family going to forget that day?

"Mom," started Rosalie, "I've apologized about that party a million times!"

"No, I still can't figure out HOW my bed ended up in the pool!"

"Well, lucky for you, Edward doesn't even wanna go!" Rosalie almost yelled that last part. Big deal if I didn't want to go. It's not like anyone's gonna force me. Maybe while everyone's at the party, I'll just come back here. Maybe I'll invite Emmett.

"Honey, why don't you wanna go?" Esme asked in all seriousness. I knew I was letting her down by not going, but I REALLY didn't want to go.

"Cuz I'll be miserable." I replied. Hey! It was true.

"Honey, you have party in your genes! Back in my day, which was not that long ago, I never missed a party."

It's not easy when your mom is cooler than you are.

"Is this about a girl or something?" Asked Esme as she picked up the newspaper and started reading it.

"Okay! Yes! It is about a girl, and frankly, I just don't feel like going to a party to watch her make out with her boyfriend!" I gave in.

"Honey, that's kinda gay." Replied my mom. Who did she think she was to tell me that I was gay...Oh right…my mom.

"I don't wanna talk about it okay." Well, mostly I didn't want Rose to get involved. Which surprisingly, she hadn't so far.

"Well, on a completely different note," Yes! Esme was changing the subject, "Doesn't this Tyler guy go to your school?" Oh yeah, the guy that almost run over Bella that one time.

"Yeah…why?" I asked

"Well it says here that his brother died over the weekend."

"Yeah, that kid had cancer." Added Rose. I wasn't surprised. She went to school with that guy. I just go to school with his brother.

"Oh. The paper says that he died in a skydiving accident." Said Esme a pit perplexed.

"What's he doing skydiving?" I wondered out loud. Of course, leave it to my mom to understand these kinds of things before I can.

"It was one of those make a last wish sort of things." She answered. Why hadn't I thought of that?

"That is so messed up!" said Rosalie while Mom simply nodded and continued reading the paper. But of course, my mom wasn't one to stop a conversation right there.

"So look honey," yeah, I knew this was coming, "This kid would do anything to be in your shoes! You have to cease the day." Meaning, go to the party, regardless of how miserable you're probably going to be. Finally I just gave up, and went to school. This place is filled with your standard group of characters they have in every High School in America. This here is Mike Newton. He better enjoy life now, because in 10 years, he'll probably be sweating at some booster car dealership.

Then there's Lauren. She's Forks High's prom queen. Classic man eater. But, that's only until she finds true love. Until then, she kinda likes having an attitude. Oh! And there's her friend Jessica. She's uh…always talking about her boobs…poor girl.

"Edward! You're sensitive," Oh, then there's Angela, "Tell them about the slaughter!" She said. She's hot, but she's crazy!

"Uh…the slaughter of the middle east?" I asked not quite sure which slaughter she was talking about. Well, not until it was too late."

"No! The slaughter of animals," She practically yelled, "And for what? To feed the public's blood thirst for red meat!" Yeah, I should have figured it would go something like that.

"Is that a leather handbag?" I asked. It definitely looked like leather. I don't think that someone who's so opposed to killing animals for fashion or food should be carrying on of those around.

"It's designer," she fought back, "Am I the only one in Forks High with a freaking conscience?!" She yelled as she stormed off.

"Oh, and then there's Jasper," I said as I noticed he was sitting there one locker away from mine, "He smokes WAY too much pot!"

Jasper laughed at this for some reason. Even though it's true.

"Yeah," he started still half way through laughing, "Surely I do. But," he continued as he now got all serious, "I don't drink alcohol, I make straight As, and show the utmost respect, for ladies. Yeah." He finished as the 'yeah' came drowned out in another laugh.

"yeah!," I stated, obviously agreeing with what Jasper just said, although the straight As part was most definitely a lie, "Oh God, and there's Bella," I said as I saw her towards the end of the hall, "I've been in love with this girl since junior high. I mean she's just…..perfect!"

BPOV

I heard everything Edward had just said. I mean, I was only a few feet away from him. I am not perfect! If I don't shave my legs once a day, I start looking like that monkey chick from planet of the apes!

EPOV

She's perfect in every way, shape, and form.

How was that? Good? Bad? I'm taking the original script and making it clean! So, yeah, that's why it won't be exactly like the original, and hopefully, it won't suck as much…

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Don't-stop-believing signing out *salute*