How to Annoy Kisame.
WARNING CONTAINS SOME MATURE ONES.
1)Tell him that you signed him up to be in the Blue Men Group.
2)Ask him if his sword is 'compensating' for something.
3)Continuiously hum the 'Jaws' theme.
4)Take him to Petco.
5)While in Petco, ask an employee if they can castrate a shark. Ask while Kisame is within listening range. (Castrate-fix)
6)Buy a pet fish, name it Kisame. Tell it you love it while Kisame is around. Then kill it and eat it in front of him. Then look at him and lick your lips.
7)Sing 'Just Keep Swimming' over and over again.
8)Tell him he looks blue.
9)Ask him if Jaws is his mom.
10)Ask him if he's a virgin...constantly.
11)Put fish food (flakey kind) on his food.
12)Ask him if you can burrow his sword. If he asks why, tell him because you need a tampon.
13)Give Tobi a bag full of sugar and lock him in a room with Kisame.
14)Sell him to Seaworld.
15)Whenever he enters the room grab a knife and fork and yell "SUSHI!!"
16)Call him Fishy-kun.
17)Get Tobi to start calling him Fishy-kun.
18)Ask him why he doesn't need water to live. Ask everyday.
19)Put make up on him when he's sleeping.
20)Take pictures of Itachi when he's in the shower and place them under his pillows. Then 'accidently' move the pillows when both are in the room and show them to Itachi.
21)Tell him you love him. Watch him freak out.
MATURE WAYS TO ANNOY KISAME.
22)Ask him if he wants to watch you play with yourself, when he says yes, say "Too bad, Fishy-kun."
23)Put a jutsu on him that makes his voice high-pitched and shout out loud so that the rest of the Akatsuki members can hear, "Congratulations Kisame! You've finally hit puberty!"
24)Buy a pet shark and tell Kisame that it's a female and she's fertile.