Shaman King Crack
Icy Mew Kris: Wow my first fic and boy will it be funny Yay!
Horohoro: Yay getting high is good.
Yoh: The Tellitubies gave us pot, crack, and blunts!
Horohoro: When we get older we'll have those little tubes in or neck.
Yoh: Who cares enjoy life while you can.
Icy Mew Kris: I do not own Shaman King Pot, blunts, and crack or any thing else! sniff This sucks the only thing I own from Shaman King is a Shaman King game and Horo's boxers…..Yeah I know I'm a Horo fan girl weeeeeee!
Chapter #1 Ren's a Tellitubie?
In the room sat Horo and Yoh both staring at the T.V.
Horohoro: Wow the tellitubies are gay.
Yoh: Yeah I know.
Anna just then entered the room noticing the two boys smoking pot.
Anna: You know the T.V. isn't on right?
Horohoro: Anna what are you talking about of course the T.V. is on the Tellitubies just shot Lala and Po just shot himself too.
Yoh: Po's a boy?
Horohoro: Yeah the purple one's gay the yellow one's a whore the red ones all fruity and the green one no one knows yet but just watch we'll catch him carrying blunts down the street one day.
Anna: Are you two high again?
Yoh: No not really. Look Horo the purple one has a purse he is gay!
Horohoro: See told you!
Anna: You two have issues.
Anna then left the room leaving the two boys alone.
Yoh: Horo we ran out of pot!
Horohoro: Here then take this Sharpie and sniff it!
Yoh: Ok!
Horohoro: You know they say sniffing glue gets you high too.
Yoh: Wow really you learn something new every day. Who knew you were so smart Horo!
Horohoro: Yeah I know need info on getting high just ask me!
Ren then walked into the room noticing it smelled like pot.
Ren: What the hell are you doing!
Horohoro: Hi Renkun were getting high.
Yoh: Omg Horo you said something nice you need to get high some more here sniff this!
Yoh then handed Horohoro the Sharpie and he began to sniff it.
Horohoro: Much better. Ok buzu I demand you get us more pot now!
Yoh: Yeah buzu and bring us some blunts too! (Buzu means bitch or that's what my Japanese crazy friend told me. He's crazy when it comes to Japanese.)
Ren: You called me a bitch why you damn ass baka's (baka means idiot but you should know that by now)
Anna then came into the room throwing a box at Yoh.
Anna: Here I found this under your bed.
Yoh: Thank you Anna look Horo more pot
Horohoro: We've been saved!
Ren: Are you dumb Anna why give then more pot if their stupid enough!
Anna: It's us ladies job to sit back and watch the men have fun getting high.
Ren: What! I'm no girl I'm a guy!
Horohoro: What you're a boy! And to think I found you attractive oh well. This may be also why your bubs never grew.
Yoh: Ren's a Tellitubie!
Ren: WHAAATT!
Both boys ran out of the room screaming for their lives as Ren ran after them.
To Be Continued….
Icy Mew Kris: This story makes me sound as if I'm high but I'm not the only reason why I know other ways to get high is because of the damn internet! Till next Chapter!