Author's Note:
Don't kill me... I just found this on my laptop hard drive and I wrote it like years ago and thought that it'd be a funny little parody to post up.
STRIDER THE KINGLY RANGER
(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer")
You know
Elladan
and
Elrohir
and
Halbarad
and
Faramir
Aranarth
and
Arathorn
and
Arador
and
Aravorn
But do you recall, the most famous Ranger of all...
Strider the kingly Ranger.
Had a very shinny ring
And if you ever saw it
You would that he would be the king
All of the other Rangers
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Strider
Join in any Ranger games
Then one windy autumn day
Elrond came to say
Strider with your ring so bright
Won't you guide this Fellowship tonight?
Then how the Rangers loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Strider the kingly Ranger
You'll go down in history
Muse Moments:
"Yea... they have nothing to say about this atrocity of mine... sorry." Nil shrugs innocently.