Innocent:
Emma was asked by to mentally examine Brittany. She had only once spoken to the teenage girl when she kept a bird in her locker, and even then Brittany was an enigma. She came in with a smile on her face as usual.
"I promise I have no birds in my locker; maybe one mongoose, but definitely no more birds."
Emma smiled at this in a weak fashion. "Where did she get a mongoose?" she thought.
"Brittany, you're not in trouble. I would just like to talk to you, that's all", Emma, said sweetly.
"Is this about the quickie I had with Artie in the supply closet?" Brittany asked nervously.
" Oh no not at all I… wait what!" Emma was shocked.
"Nothing! I never said me and Artie had a quickie in the supply closet…or in the boys locker room… or"
"Brittany, we don't need to go deeper into that subject. Let's just talk about you. How is your family?" Emma asked.
"Oh, they're good. My mom had to take my little sister to the doctors because she glued her head to the ceiling fan."
Emma's eyes widened. "May I ask why?"
"We were playing peter pan, and we got carried away." Brittany's expression was as smiley as ever.
"Who is your best friend in glee club?" Emma asked as she scribbled down something on a note pad.
"Santanna. She's really hot"
"Oh are you two romantic?" Emma asked.
"No, I'm with Artie, but Santanna says we have to make out or the Gnomes will pinch me till I die."
"Brittany… gnomes don't exist."
Brittany started laughing at the guidance councilor's words. "And now you're gonna tell me Santa and the stork don't exist."
Emma had never met anyone like Brittany. She was more than an enigma. It was then that Santanna interrupted the session.
"Sorry Ms. Pillsbury, Coach Sylvester wants all the cheerios on the football field", she informed.
"But she knew I had a session with Brittany", Emma replied.
"Coach Sylvester knew that. She said because you're a ginger Banshee who has sexual relations with a guy that has a butt chin your session means nothing."
"I'm coming, San. Nice talking to you Ms. Pillsbury". And with that Brittany skipped off.
"That girl is the epitome of innocence", Emma said aloud. Santanna chuckled.
"Believe Me Mrs. Pilsbury, three shots of tequila, that girl is not that innocent". Santanna gave a sexy smirk and walked away. Emma sat there in shock.
The end: