Me and my friend stephanie were bored one day on chat and then this story was born! wa la! -claps- we both contributed on it... and i liked it... there was once a shorter one about mattxnear and it was hilarious... but my dad closed the chat box down so i didnt get to copy it to a office documant and its life was lost forever... -cries-
OMG look! another disclaimer! well better safe than sorry...
I do not own Death Note... nor any of the manga, i do not own L even though i wish i did evil grin i dont own light or any of the other yagami's and i do not own amane-san. nor do i own my friend stephy. i own myself though :
Light: Ryuzaki, for the 100th time, just because my name backwards is "imagay" does not IMPLY ANYTHING
L: But Light... it's just so obvious...
Soichiro: GASP
Light: are you saying that my MARRIED father is GAY? huh, L? He has the same last name as me.
L: No, actually since your father is married, I wouldn't really worry about him..
Light: What about my sister then? Or my mom?
L: Your sister IS gay...
Soichiro: GASP
Light: Ok then, that settles it!
L: But there's still one more person who is gay left...
Light: AND WHO IS THAT?? IF YOU SAY ME, I KILL YOU DAMMIT!!
L: 5 more... mumbles Kira...
Light: I AM NOT KIRA!!
L: Don't you want to know why I think your sister is gay, Raito?
Light: No, and I don't care about my sibling's sexuality sniffs, then crosses arms
L: Whatever... Kira.
Light: Okay, fine I want to know, why?
L: Cause she's with Misa Amane-san
Light: WHAT?! My girlfriend?!
L: Yes. Proof is that Yagami-chan does not have a boyfriend and is not searching for one.
Light: Fine, but still... I am not gay.
L: Yes you are.
Light: My sister is gay, that does not mean I am.
L: Fine, then we shall do tests to determine this... You know you do not love Amane-san. It will only be a matter of time... But anyways... on to tests to determine if you're gay or not.
Light: Wait...I didn't consent to this
L: Do you want to disprove if you're gay or not?
Light: Gah... You are better off dead. -sighs- fine
L: First test: I shall show you pictures of yaoi, and this machine will measure your heartbeat
Light: Yaoi?
Katt: -interrupts the plot line- Yaoi: Sex between anime boys. Also known as a genre for manga, anime, and art genre depicting boy on boy relationships normally popular to the female population.
Light: -sweatdrop-
Katt: ITS THE FREKINEST AWESOMEST THING EVER!! WOOHOO!!
Light: Let's just get on with it...mutters I need to find out that girl's last name...
L: -runs projector-
Light: Wait... Is that blond boy really a boy? Because he looks more like a girl. And who is that red haired geek on top of him?
L: Um... Oo Is that Mello? And Matt?! Oh my god. My sweet innocent successors... -mutters- I need to have a talk with them. At least i have Near still... Right? Oh shit...
Katt: -cough- L... -cough-
L: Ah hem. But anyways... Light, your heart rate increased at the sight of them, thereby your chances of being gay just increased to 5
LIGHT: WTFH! The stuff scared the fuck out of me!
L: Then why were you panting so hard? And do I detect increase in saliva release? -walks in front of light and crouches- hmm... -pokes light's crotch- And why are you hard? -mumbles- 20
Light: Umm... Next test please.
L: Ok, next test: Brokeback Mountain. We are going to watch that movie, and see how you react to that. -cough- excuse me... The real name is Brokebum mountain... My mistake.
Light: L, why are you so interested in proving that I'm gay?
L: -shrugs- I hate being disproved.
Light: Are YOU gay? Do you like me?
Stephanie: ROLL BROKEBUM MOVIE TAPE!
Katt: OMG HI STEPHY DID YOU GET IN THE STORY TOO?
Light: -shudders- Fangirls.
L: Hello Katt, have you seen Matt?
Katt: No. Yes. Maybe.
Light: By the way, what is your last name, Katt?
Katt: -gleams- why?, Kira-san. Opps Raito-san... :3
Light: I. AM. NOT. KIRA.
All of us: Yeah, okay sure.
Katt: So I made out with Matt the other day, but... it was dark... so i technically didn't SEE him... he's a good kisser... so is Mello... Near's fun to huggle... but your the best L... -grins-
L: Um... Let's just skip the whole thing, and move on to the last ultimate test. ... For the last test, Light, I shall perform sexual acts to you. Then I will see how you respond.
Katt/Stephanie: YAY! YAOI!
Light: No. I refuse to go on with this test in front of those two crazed fangirls.
Katt: -coughs- Scuse me but I can be not crazed if you want. Its quite easy. also I would perfer if you did not talk yo us in that manner while we are here...
Stephanie: -is too busy making popcorn to answer-
Light: Fine, if those two don't act crazy, I'll commence with the test
L: Okay... here goes...
Katt: and... you agreed to the test! -mutters- 25 percent...
L: Um... I don't know how to start
Katt: -crouches and watches- hn... -calls out- FOREPLAY!!Need help, L?
L: stares No, thank you, katt. I think I know what to do. -kisses Light passionately-
Light: Hey w-wait... -mmph-
Stephanie: -nosebleeds-
Katt: -droolz- IMMA NEXT!
L/Light: -moaning-
L: You reacted positively, therefore you are gay.
Katt: -mumbles- Kuso. I'm gotting hot...
Light: Who cares now? I need your love, Ryuuzaki.
L: The test is over, Light
Katt: Can i help?
Stephanie: Um Katt, I think they're too busy making out to answer munches popcorn
Katt: Whatever. L's mine. -runs to L and light- hn... -gropes L-
Stephanie: Whatever. -continues eating popcorn-
Katt: licks L's ear down to the collarbone -chu.-
L: -moans-
Katt: -grins-
Stephanie: Umm...want me to fetch Mello/Matt/Near?
Katt: -moans against L's lips- not now... uhhh... hmmm... L... -gasps-
Stephanie: Okay then... -takes out iPod- -mutters- This will take a long time..
Katt: -takes L's shirt off-
L: -takes lights shirt off-
Stephanie: Wow L, for someone who eats sweets all the time, you have a really firm stomach.
L: Huh? Miss Lin is still here?
Stephanie: Yes, Katt's the sexer and I'm the voyeur.
Katt: You are very unobservant when doing this, L. You know? -licks L's stomach-
L: -moans-
Katt: -grins-
Stephanie Lin: Omg.. why does everything have to end in sex?
Stephanie Lin: This is not L/Light, this is L/Katt/Light
Katt Shelle: yes it is
Katt Shelle: and there wasn't any sex... yet
Yay! second Fanfiction! would ya guys and gals out there reading this plz review! i live off your reviews! plz dont flare... those make katt-chan sad... TT