A/N- This was inspired after listening to a lot of Relient K's Christmas music. It's about Shrek trying to up the balance of the Christmas thing because Santa has put all the good hearted ogres on the Naughty list and this is his idea of rebelling.
It was three days until Christmas Eve and Snowgre was working at the North Pole. When he saw the Naughty and Nice lists, he freaked. All the good ogres including him and his cousin Shrek were on the Naughty list.
"This can't be right. St Nick must've made a mistake but I've a feeling he hasn't. This isn't fair!" he thought as he went to his cousin's swamp.
Meanwhile Shrek was decorating the swamp with his family when he saw Snowgre appear. He was wearing his elf suit. Shrek noticed the teen looked worried. "What's wrong? You look… like Santa didn't bring you anything." Shrek told him. "Yes and other ogres like us who've been good will look the same way on Christmas moening. St Nick put good hearted ogres on his Naughty list even you and me. All the humans are on the Good list. What do you think of that?" Snowgre told him. Shrek was angry. "We'll just have to fix that, won't we?" he replied with an evil glint in his eye. "I'm coming to the North Pole with you. I have a plan. Since Santa won't give good hearted ogres the Christmas they deserve, we'll just give it to them!" he explained to him.
"This isn't such a good idea but I know your heart's in the right place." Snowgre replied as they vanished. Shrek smiled as they walked into where Santa's sleigh was kept. "Are you sure we habe to take Santa's spare sleigh?" Donkey asked them. "It has to be done. Ogre Claus can't deliver presents without a sleigh. Snowgre get me the Naughty list. Artie take care of the elves." Shrek answered as he dressed in Santa's spare suit.
The elves were scared because of these intruders. Shrek then watched as Snowgre was setting up a trap to catch Santa but not hurt him. Puss and Donkey then loaded the presents into the sleigh and got in beside Shrek and Artie. Shrek watched as the sleigh was driven by dragons. "To the swamp!" he yelled as the sleigh took off… Fiona was surprised to see a sleigh land in the sleigh. "What're you guys doing with Santa?" she asked Artie. "It's okay honey. Just call me Ogre Claus. You see Santa put good guys like Snowg and me on his Bad list and this a little payback." Shrek told her. The triplets then reached out for their father.
Only Snowgre was having a conniption fit Shrek's plan was going to cost him his job. He hadn't thought of that while agreeing to Shrek's scheme. "Are you okay?" Fiona asked him. "No I'm not! We're gonna get busted, Ogres will still be on the Naughty list no matter what we do and I'll lose my job." Snowgre told her freaking out. Shrek then sucker punched him in the jaw. "Will ya calm down? We're not gonna get caught, okay?" he told the teen. He then calmed down.
"I'm sorry, okay? I tend to get freaked out about things." he answered. "It's okay man Santa won't catch us." Shrek replied. But Santa was worried when he saw the state of the work shop. He then saw the OPU show up with their leader Mariott. "Do we have a deal? That way your holiday will be safe." Marriott asked smiling, "Fine but don't destroy my holiday." Santa told him. Mariott smiled. He was the leader of the Ogre Protection Unit. He smiled as he realised who'd done this. "You're so slayed Shrek." he said as his men went off in hot pursuit...