More shenanigans inspired from my weekend with Scoobert0. I love her brain guys. You have no idea how awesome she is.


Cas scowled down at the phone in his hands, then glared up at Dean.

Dean grinned and shrugged, "It's not that hard Cas."

"My fingers are too large, and the blasted thing keeps trying to change my words! I know what I'm trying to say Dean!"

Dean bit back a grin, "Well, look at it this way, you don't figure it out…I'ma eat all your jellybeans."

"You wouldn't," Cas glared up at Dean, phone forgotten in his hands. Dean grinned and popped a red jellybean into his mouth, he knew the red ones were Cas' favorite and would get a bigger reaction out of the angel.

Cas huffed out a frustrated sigh and went back to his phone, trying to send a text off to Sam. Dean had figured it was about time for Cas to learn how to text instead of calling them all the time.

Dean watched, amused, as Cas let out another frustrated huff and hit his backspace button with a little more force than necessary.

"Cas," Dean waited until Cas' attention was on him again to pop another red jellybean into his mouth. Cas glared at Dean, then at the phone and returned to trying to text Sam.

Ten seconds later, after Dean had popped several more jellybeans into his mouth, Cas growled and threw the phone across the room, shouting, "That is not what I wanted to say you insufferable spawn of Satan!"

Dean snorted, watched in his amusement as Cas vanished from where he'd been standing, only to reappear thirty seconds later announcing, "Sam has been alerted to pick up your pie."

"That's cheating. No jellybeans for you."

Cas scowled, disappeared once more and reappeared directly in front of Dean, snatching the bag of jellybeans from Dean's hands and growled, "Mine! Bitch."

Dean was too busy laughing to care that he'd once again been called Castiel's bitch.