Updated: I fixed some typos, and put underline on some changes for those who have read already. No significant changes. 24/11/15
A/N: Hello! so this is my first fanfic.
war is over. no one's dead on the light side.
sorry for anything wrong just review it if anything's bothering you.
I had some idea from Magical words from Muggle pens - Tease . Check it, it's funny. and check Uncyclopedia's meaning of sexual innuendo, seriously guys, visit those.
this was supposed to be a one shot but i can't wait to hear your reviews so i'll be dividing it in few chapters. but this'll be short.
DRAMIONE
CHAPTER ONE
Draco, Theo and Blaise boarded the Hogwart Express heading to the farthest compartment they can from Pansy. Draco was just fed up with the pug face's sloppy kisses and barking "Drakey" every minute.
Blaise was steps ahead by the two, opening every door to see if the room's vacant.
"Mate, you should really start dating a witch." Theo shuddering from remembering how Pansy jumped Draco that resulted him falling on his back and started raining him kisses on the platform earlier.
"She's really obedient in bed though" Replied by Draco with indifference but he too is shuddering inside.
Answered by Theo's shrugging, "There are a lot of witches out there with a good head over their shoulder that can be good in bed too you know. But what fits you."
"Even if there's a girl who have brains, I doubt they care about their looks. "
That's when they notice Blaise has stopped in front of a door, walking to his side they saw a trio.
Of course, it's Pothead, Draco thought to himself rolling his eyes. He was already leaving when he looked back to Blaise and Theo who was still standing with a smirk, raising one of his blond brows, Blaise then started talking.
"So, where's the know-it-all?"
He then coolly walked back because Malfoy's don't rush, and examined the compartment again. True, it was a trio but two weasels instead of the mudb- muggleborn, bookworm.
"Fuck off Zabini. That's none of your business." Ron said already turning red. While Ginny tried to pat her brother's back and glaring at Blaise. And Harry was just sitting there.
Theo smirked more while Blaise raised his hands, "No need to get cheesed off. Just asking."
"You finally got rid of the annoying know-it-all, aye? Teach us how, since we're trying to get rid of Draco's dog." Theo said wiggling his brows at Draco.
"If you have nothing else to say just leave." Harry finally spoke but not looking at the three boys at the door.
Draco with his trademark smirk said "Hmm... seems the two of you finally got tired of sharing that dirty mudblood, huh?"
Harry finally snapped his head towards the three. and Ron now turning redder, both with angry expression and was about to grabbed their wands but Ginny beat them to it when she suddenly stood and shouted "That's it!", that's their cue to slam the door and walk away with their lives.
"Honestly, that weasellete's bat bogey hex is quite scary." Blaise said while trying to hide his amusement.
Theo too have a smile on his face, "She's quite a fierce girl I might say, with a presentable grades too I heard." Which Draco only shrug getting the message.
Still trying to look for a compartment but sticking to each other now. Blaise furrowed his brows "... fancy the weasellete?"
"Oh, no. You see our Mate here, Draco is looking for a witch that can hold herself."
Blaise sighed.
"As long as she can hold in bed that's enough. And that she-weasel? oh please, I'd rather marry Pansy now." Draco said narrowing his eyes on the last part.
Blaise stopped on his track and looked back at the two behind him, making them stop too.
"If you want someone intelligent, why not the most then?" Blaise suggested. "Afterall, Malfoys' only wants what's best." he added with sarcasm.
Their eyes almost popped out their sockets in disbelief with what Blaise has suggested. Draco tried to say something but nothing. Malfoy do takes the best but that bushy haired, know-it-all, mudblood? True that she's smart but it seems that she never even bothered combing her hair. Please, I still have my standards.
He was pulled back from his thoughts when Theo pats his back.
"Blaise just joking you know. Come on Draco, seems like he found a compartment."
The trolley lady have passed already, Blaise and Theo bought only a few, since they're one of the most handsome bloke in Hogwarts and they don't want to ruin their image by neglecting their body. And Draco bought a lot since he was actually a sweet tooth.
Blaise seemed to be in a foul mood after the talk on the hallway. No one really talked until almost half way to Hogwarts when the door suddenly opened.
The three automatically looked at the door half expecting, and half hoping it's not Pansy drooling for Draco. But no, it was a disheveled brunette who took only a glance at them and bit a smile.
"Sorry, wrong cabin." she have already closed the door halfway when she added, "you should have bought a chocolate frog incase of fly." And left, that's when they realized their mouths were open.
They were silent at first, then Theo cleared his throat and asked the two that has a look of surprise and confusion too, "Was that-"
"Pretty sure that is Granger." Draco interjected like he was not surprised at all.
"Can't believe I'll see the day that the prim and proper Gryffindor Princess will look… look so…"
"Unkempt? Same here mate." Blaise shaking his head in bewilderment.
Draco just nodded in agreement, since he too have never dreamt of Granger being in such a state. Her bushy hair doesn't seemed that frizzy anymore, it was curly but tousled. She was already wearing the uniform but no necktie and her blouse under her vest was not tucked in which she usually does.
"Never mind that, she must have slept somewhere and now might be looking for her boyfriends." Draco shrugged.
"Yeah, she looks like she did 'slept' but not somewhere, but with someone" Blaise suggested.
" Wha- What? Excuse me ? We're talking about the know-it-all, stuck up Granger here." Draco said waving his hand to make emphasis.
Theo laughed with amusement. "Draco's right, she might even have a chastity belt under her skirt you know"
"Well, just thought that that's the after sex look the girls always have, after you know." Blaise said with indifference and brushing his hair with his hands.
"Ew, now I have a mental picture of her like that!" punching Blaise playfully on his arm by Draco.
"Alright mate, I'll obliviate you anytime." Blaise answered with seriousness in his voice.
"Chill, I'm just kidding!" holding his hands in the air.
"But Seriously, I bet she's a blushing virgin she is." said Theo still thinking about Blaise statement.
The two others looked at Theo, "You know everyone in Hogwarts knows that she's the most conservative student of all, Merlin, even Snape might agree on that." Draco said sneering on Theo's words.
"We don't know, remember fourth year, she was with Victor Krum and all." Blaise said.
"I highly doubt that." Draco said
"Can you prove that she's still that pure you think she is?" Blaise asked Draco with amusement in his tone.
"We can ask her." Draco leaned back to his seat while shrugging.
"Have you been slapped? 'cause that's how you get slap across your face." said Theo laughing with his stupid idea. Draco just redden slightly on the memories back in third year.
"Are you telling me to sleep with her then?" Draco asked snorting with the idea.
Blaise and Theo just looked at each other and looked back at Draco "Your idea not ours."
Draco sneered at the two friends he has "Nope, nope, nope!"
The three laughed at the ludicrous idea of sleeping with the most prude and boring student in Hogwarts.
Finally arriving at Hogwarts, and already on the Great Hall, Draco and his company saw the Golden trio, with Granger now looking the prim and proper she is.
Draco approached the group, "Hey Granger, did you manage to fix yourself after coming out of my compartment earlier?" with his usual smirk.
The five, including Blaise and Theo, looked at Draco startled that he was starting a normal conversation.
"E- excuse me?" Granger asked Malfoy.
"You heard me Granger, or is it so hard that you can't put your hands around my hard question?"
All the other students near the vicinity turned their heads on the two's direction, dumbfounded on Draco's word to Granger.
Granger suddenly jaw drop and blushed at the realization of his words, while Blaise and Theo started laughing beside Draco and, Potter and Weasley was about to lunged themselves to him when McGonagall entered the hall with the first years behind.
The three Slytherin turned their backs at the Golden trio that are red in the face with either anger or embarrassment. " Draco, mate, I can't believe you just said that to Granger and with many onlooker too." whispered Blaise on their way to their respective table.
Which he only answered with a smirk that says 'Told you so.'