Worst moment to propose by mewmar
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter same old story
A/N: I wrote this yesterday before I went out with my classmates to buskett. This is a comedy. I repeat this is a comedy. It isn't generally my style but I have been having internet problems and they day before yesterday my keyboard glitched and yesterday the mouse did. So I need something to relax. I haven't been doing anything lately other than writing since I have two days vacation from school and then the weekend.
This is like a breath of fresh air for me so please read.
What's the worst proposal time you think? When you're on the toilet? Or crying? Or trying to arrange the pluming system? In a tempest or caught in a tornado? Or simply on a bad day. If you think one of those then you're highly wrong. This that I'm going to narrate to you is the funniest proposal request ever. I can guarantee. If not then write one yourself.
Harry and Draco were standing on the battlefield of the war. It was raining heavily and they were both wet from head to toe. They were surrounded by a bunch of Death Eaters including Lucius Malfoy and they were commandeered by Voldemort himself. One of Draco's foot was stuck in a puddle of mud while the other nearly so too. His clothes were torn and he was freezing to death and shivering.
Harry wasn't much better. He was standing on his broom motionless high in the sky with his glassed foggy and with mud. He was only seeing colours and shapes and his wand had been taken away from him.
Suddenly everyone could hear Harry shout "Why don't you marry me now, Draco?" Harry proposed without looking at him due to his glasses.
Draco's eyes dilated "What?" Draco asked imagining Voldemort as his best man, his father the priest and his aunt Bellatrix and some Death Eathers as his bride maids.
His question was followed by a splashing sound coming from the ground that looked a lot like Lucius Malfoy and resulting in the dark Lords gaping like a fish.
In a moment the dark lord was attacked and conquered. All the death eaters were taken prisoners.
Harry smiled sheepishly and said "Well that worked better than I expected." Then continued "Who would have taught a banal tactic like that would have been the demise of the dark lord?"
"Harry you didn't mean it, did you?" Draco said sounding a little bit disappointed.
"Of course not duckling, you forgot we already are bonded?" Harry reminded him
"Oh yeah, you're right." Draco said smiling goofily out of embarrassment.
Then they walk to their home to their baby girl.
So? Review please.