Many things annoyed Shizuo Heiwajima, most he could easily get rid off but three of them never went away. First was Shinra, the claimed future doctor that would patch him up after every fight he had. The brunette had grown fond of the blonde and refused to leave no matter what threat he hissed at the shorter male. Next was the little parasite known as Izaya. The very name made him annoyed, he could see the smug face of the teen every time his name crossed his mind. The last one… well unfortunately it was clinging to his arm, an annoying little voice escaping her as she scolded his sweet tooth.

"But Shizuo-san! It's bad for you! How are your teeth not rotten! You are going to get chubby! You're going to be a chubby bunny, do you want that?"

A loud groan left him as he put down his fork and looked down at the tiny girl on him. A soft breeze blew around them, tussling her charcoal black hair playfully around her pale face as she peeked up through thin lashes, hazel eyes clashing with hazel eyes. There were times he couldn't believe the girl in front of him was his age. If being short and having a round face with doe eyes didn't make her look enough like a child, her attitude and carelessness did.

"Shizu—"

In a swift movement the tiny plastic fork was shoved in her mouth, taking her by surprise as she choked on her words and cake.

"Shut up already, Yukiko."

Yukiko frowned, releasing his arm from her death grip and pulled the fork from her mouth, having a difficult time downing the cake. With a harsh swallow, she licked her lips and glared up at the blonde who glared right back. Maybe what annoyed him the most about the childish girl near him was that she wasn't scared of him. She didn't fear his anger or his strength and would never give an answer why. In fact she demanded so much about him, but never gave much up about herself, not that he ever really bothered to ask. He wasn't very interested in the first place. With each shove for her to get away she merely stuck closer, claiming that she would crack him someday.

"You're mean, Shizuo..." she murmured, clutching the small fork tightly to her chest. "You aren't getting this back! No more cake! You'll be a chubby bunny soon enough!"

"Yukiko…" Shinra's voice called out from behind them, a warning tone that she was going to get smacked soon. She paid him no mind, facing the blonde but angling her body away.

"Give it back."

"No."

"Yukiko…"

"No!"

She stuck her tongue out at him, blowing a raspberry and getting up, ready to run away. Yukiko turned and nearly sprinted away but she was quickly grabbed by the neck of her blazer and pulled up off the ground. She began to kick and fight his grip but he was obviously stronger. Shinra snickered at her attempt, trying his best to cover his laughter.

"Oof!"

After retrieving his utensil, Shizuo quickly dropped the girl to the ground. He couldn't be bothered to let her down on her feet; he simply watched her fall flat on her back as he took his seat on the bench again. He reached for his cake to take another bite as she stared up at him from the ground. Her eyes were glued on him as he ate and it was starting to irritate him. Just as he was going to snap at her, her arm shot up, pointing an accusing finger at him.

"I'll get you to stop Shizuo! I always get my way!"

He rolled his eyes as Shinra let out an amused chuckle; she popped back up to her feet and stole the frosting off his fork, licking it off her fingers. The vein on his forehead nearly popped out and that was Yukiko's cue to run like the devil was at her heel. She dashed off, laughing gleefully as she heard rapid footsteps behind her. Why she loved him chasing her she would never understand, it was such a rush for her and she loved knowing that she cracked him. Yukiko sprinted down stairs and into the empty hallways, searching for an empty classroom to hide in. The footsteps behind her grew fainter, she felt the paranoia leave her; she felt safe. A frown washed over her features as she realized his attention was drawn elsewhere but she still hid in a classroom and leaned over the windowsill, looking out at her fellow classmates. As her hazel eyes spotted the trio she would normally hang out with, the trio she entered the school with she smirked. Their obliviousness was so funny to her.

"I guess I could kill some time…" she murmured, tilting her head as she formed a gun with her fingers and pointed at one of the boys.

"Bang."

Her shot moved to the girl.

"Bang."

Finally, she stopped at the last boy.

"Bang."

Her gaze turned over to the blonde and brunette she spotted, a smile washing over her features at the annoyed look on Shizuo's face and the nervous look on Shinra's. Her hand went up again, taking aim for Shizuo's moving figure.

"Ba—" She stopped herself when she noticed a pair of eyes staring back at her, auburn eyes filled with amusement. Yukiko frowned for a moment, searching around for Shizuo once more but not being able to catch sight of the tall boy. Her gaze fell back on the stare that was fixed on her. She brought her hand up and aimed for him, watching his smirk widen. "Bang."