I suddenly got the idea to do a fanfic about Haruhi Suzumiya. The main idea here is what if… in order to spark reactions from Haruhi… Ryoko Asakura does not need to kill Kyon unlike last time. of course, she tried to kill Kyon just for that, and of course she didn't manage to thanks to Yuki Nagato's interference. But now she will be doing something different to achieve that objective, and that's where my devilish plan comes out from – KyonxRyoko Bwahahahaha (laughs evilly). How will it turn out? Will she succeed this time? Or will Nagato won't keep silent just like that? Nyehehehe. All's a mystery for me too, as everything is typed here according to whatever I want to type out at the time I am writing this story! Note: Kyon Harem intended over here (I love it.) So you could guess – KyonxHaruhixMikuruxYukixRyokoxTsuruya (whuddaheck!? I'm evil! I didn't even spare Tsuruya-san! Oh, I think that's just being myself. Whatever it is, I'm going to enjoy myself writing this one. \Oo;;/)

For those who follow my FE8: SS (Fire Emblem 8: Sacred Stones) fanfic regarding my OC inside there, I'm really sorry for being so silent for almost a year now! Really, I have not been playing it, so I guess I trashed yet another fanfic ;; hontou ni gomen nasai DX

Okay, enough personal rantings here. Let's see the craziness.

Damn, I thought. I'm done for this time! Nagato is not around to help me unlike last time!

I was stuck in this classroom due to Asakura Ryoko's 'bogus magic', or so as I call it, and I am on the verge of losing MY LIFE! Oh no, this can't happen to me now, I'm still young to die yet, just yet! No! Not now, I kept telling myself.

"Finally, Kyon, I get my second chance to check upon Haruhi's reaction depending on what happens next, won't I?" Asakura said with a smile, which of course sends more chills towards me.

"N-N-NO! Asakura, stop it! Even though you're just a humanoid interface of the integrated data whatever-it-is, you're going way too far with this! Don't kill me, please!" I stuttered for her mercy.

Asakura's smile turned into her confused expression. "Kill you? I never mentioned about it."

"Huh?"

"To kill you would obviously have put on a disadvantage on me, since Nagato would attempt to stop me. But with this way, I believe I can gather even better information from Haruhi's reaction if I do this…" she paused.

"What!?" I replied. Is she going to do something more terrible than that? Oh, God… no, if it was Koizumi and company they would've said, "Oh, Haruhi Kami-sama!"… wait, what nonsense I am babbling about!? And why am I thinking about Koizumi's nonsense at a critical hour like this!?

"… Instead of killing you, I decided to confess my love for you. With this, I am sure to get a reaction from Haruhi," Ryoko said coolly with the smile returning to her.

At that time, time seemed as if it has stopped.. And I think my heart skipped a beat or two.

WHAT ON EARTH!? Before, she wants to kill me, now she says she loves me!? Great… I think I can imagine Haruhi making the world go upside down now. Or maybe not.

But this is going to be… like, madness! No, that's not it. It's like… this is SPARTA! Well, don't blame me for suddenly blurting that out in my mind at this moment. It's not like I created the phrase or something, I was pretty sure I got it from watching a movie or something…

"Y-y-you must be kidding me! Don't tell me your superiors tell you to do this!?" I exclaimed to her.

Asakura paused for a while. She seemed to think, but at the speed of her replying time I don't think so.

"If before I wanted to kill you to see Haruhi's reaction by myself, then this time it's the same too." After that, she began approaching me. Great. Great. Great. Kyon, look for yourself what you have done. Nagato seems to be attached to you. You know Haruhi wants you by her side, but being herself she won't admit it. You know you like Asahina-san the most and she likes you too. Now what? A former murderer-to-be now confesses to you!? Are you normal, Kyon!? Argh. I just can't stop thinking.

"Kyon," she said slowly as she reaches me and held my face with her two hands, face a bit red, "this is how two human beings are going to kiss, right?" Without further ado, she her lips reaches out for mine. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh… yes. Wait, what's with THAT YES!? Wake up, Kyon! This is just a dream! Yes, like how you were with Haruhi! A DREAM!!!

Just as when I thought the moment would be equivalent to the last time she was nearly able to finish me off, suddenly from somewhere a bang separated us. Man, this is like déjà vu. As I would expect, standing in front of me is Nagato. And for the second time, I took my breath of relief.

"Nagato!" I exclaimed.

"It's you again," Asakura said with a smile.

"In my memory's database, I didn't recall there was an instruction code ordering you to terminate this subject." So she says, with her usual face void of expressions.

Asakura just looked towards Nagato before replying with her usual innocent smile. "Your statement has errors, of course there was no orders of terminating the subject. However, Nagato, I am doing something different for your information," she replied calmly.

"Requesting reason for the enclosement of subject within the space of data." Nagato replied.

"All I want to do, in order to extract reactions from Haruhi… is by confessing my love to Kyon."

At this point I figured out Nagato would be shocked, but from her blank face it's hard to tell whether she really did or not.

"Your execution of your self-programmed command could lead to the deletion of the world. Requesting termination."

Asakura just stood there, silent. "Again, I failed to understand the empathy of human beings. I wasn't able figure out why I was not even allowed to do this… However, Nagato, my reply to your request is negative." And with this, she herself 'deprogrammed' the same realm which she used to lock me in order to not let me escape.

She then left me and Nagato alone in class. Phew. I was saved again from the clutches of non-logical adrenaline-pumping rush which was worse than riding a roller-coaster by myself.

Before I could think about Asakura, Nagato told me something.

"As an individual," she said, "I do prefer that you avoid further discussion with her."

Wow. That reaction was pretty quick. Or don't tell me this. Is she jealous? Then it'd be a new world record for someone almost as expressionless as her. But this leaves me with a brand new headache. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT!?

END OF CHAPTER ONE