Drink

Parody of "Bad" by Michael Jackson.

By Frank Candiloro

My throat is dry

And burning too.

I need some Coke

Or I'm gonna spew.

I'm telling you

I'm thirsty as hell

Gonna catch some juice

That would be swell.

Come on

Come on

Gimme a cold beer

All right.

I need some wine

And H20

Don't spill a drop

And make it so

I'm telling you

To give me some ice

There's some right here

That would be nice

Well they say that Coke's refreshing

And to me that's really true.

So I'm gonna need that Coke now.

How can you really lose?

I need a Drink! A Drink! A cold refreshing Drink!

I need a Drink! A Drink! A cold refreshing Drink!

I need a Drink! A Drink! A cold refreshing Drink!

And if I find a six pack on the ground

I'm gonna tell you once again: Let's Drink

The Word is Out

There's no more booze

Without a drink

I'm not gonna cruise

I'm seeing things

Because I'm dry

I'm too damn hot

I think I'll die

This sure is cheap

My life sure stinks

It's all because

I can't find drinks

Well they say that Beer's refreshing

And to me that's really true

So I'm gonna need that Beer now

How can you really lose?

I need a Drink! A Drink! A cold refreshing Drink!

I need a Drink! A Drink! A cold refreshing Drink!

I need a Drink! A Drink! A cold refreshing Drink!

And if I find a six pack on the ground

I'm gonna tell you once again: Let's Drink.

I'm very hot and clammy

It's a very humid place

If I tell you that I'm sweating

Then won't you rinse my face

I need a Drink! A Drink! A cold refreshing Drink!

I need a Drink! A Drink! A cold refreshing Drink!

I need a Drink! A Drink! A cold refreshing Drink!

And if I find a six pack on the ground

I'm gonna tell you once again:

LET'S DRINK!