Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.
Things England isn't allowed to do:
1. I'm not allowed to use my fairies for attacking purposes.
-Even if I'm doing it for the noble cause of saving everyone from France's perverted ways.
-Even if I'm doing it to protect someone from Prussia.
2. I'm not allowed to use black magic to summon Germania.
-He had dealt with Rome, but France is more...France-ish.
3. I'm not allowed to say that the weather is good at my house and then leave France outside in the rain.
-That's cruel and I shouldn't do it.
4. I'm not allowed to lure America into any form of traps.
-Especially if he ends up as a chibi.
-Him being cute is not a good reason for turning him into a chibi.
5. I'm not allowed to send the other nations to another dimension every time they start fighting.
-Which is practically always.
-Besides they will find their way back just to spite me.
-...who is insane enough to agree to stay in an unknown dimension with both Prussia and France anyway?
6. I'm not allowed to help Belarus with stalking Russia.
-Even if that will make him too busy with running and he won't be able to make another world domination plan.
-Besides its cruel and will result in broken doors.
7. I'm not allowed to fight with France on whatever Canada looks more like me or him.
-Or for language rights.
-Or custody.
8. I'm not allowed to turn back into my old pirate self.
-There is nothing left to discover anyway.
-The female nations are extremely dangerous now and won't tolerate it.
9. I'm not allowed to sit back and let Poland talk with ponies.
-I should be helping him, not turning him into myself.
-I'm bad influence.
10. I'm not allowed to show anyone Hong Kong's baby pictures.
-The excuse that he is cute on them won't help me when he decides to show the other nations my pictures of that one time I was forced to dress up as the Britannia angel.
11. I'm not allowed to say that my siblings used to always make me eat my vegetables and not unhealthy food every time Sealand eats fast food.
- He is his own nation and I shouldn't be so protective of him.
12. I'm not allowed to say that paradise is in the middle of the Bermuda triangle.
-Because some nations may actually go there to check it out.
13. I'm not allowed to tell Hungary of where Russia holds his photos from the Soviet time.
-She has done nothing to me but the rumors of the cruel fate of others captured by her are still making me worried.
14. I'm not allowed to participate in Survivor.
-I don't want to anyway; they didn't serve tea and had no manners and those cannibals from the neighboring jungle ate all the other contestants!
15. I'm not allowed to say James Bond actually exist.
-Officially speaking he is a movie character, unofficial speaking...you are not allowed to know about him at all actually, I will have to erase your memory now.
16. I'm not allowed to drink vodka.
-Or any other alcohol for well-known reasons.
17. I'm not allowed to convert other countries in watching Monty Python.
-Even if it is the most hilarious thing ever.
18. I'm not allowed to summon General Winter.
-That's Russia's job.
19. I'm not allowed to tell scary stories about the medieval ages to Alfred.
-Even if he becomes quiet after that. Scaring him with stories of how an ork ate the tooth faerie is immature.
20. I'm not allowed to subotash Spain in any shape or form.
-Thank God for loopholes!
21. I'm not allowed to start a space program the purpose of which it will be to make Mars a new place for growing the different herbs required for tea.
-Tea is important, but to dedicate an entire planet for it is wasteful.
22. I'm not allowed to go camping in the woods instead of going to the meetings.
-Even thou the meetings are useless due to the constant yelling.
23. I'm not allowed to fallow Greece example and just sleep throe the meetings.
-I'm supposed to give Sealand good example.
24. I'm not allowed to say Hungary is going to take over the world.
-She may get ideas and that won't end up well for the male nations.
25. I'm not allowed to use Busbies Chair to eliminate America.
-Russia always gets in the way.
26. I'm not allowed to curse Russia.
-He has won't be pleased and that will end in a painful encounter for me.
27. I'm not allowed to cook.
-I don't understand what's wrong with my cooking.
28. I'm not allowed to start dissuasion about true art with Austria.
-It will last for hours.
29. I'm not allowed to laugh for more than one minute.
-The other nations may get the idea that I'm plotting something...they're not too far from the truth.
30. I'm not allowed to address Hungary by:
"Dark one"
"Your Imperial Evilness"
"Lady of the dark pixies"
"Holder of the perverted pics"
"Satan's tormentor."
And many more titles that will fit he personality perfectly.
Reviews are welcomed, but please no flames.