Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but if I did Naruto would kick so many asses but mostly Sasuke's for being a brooding bastard
Naruto returns to life for a second time but during the same life time.
Everybody's being mean to Sakura and Sasuke for being such assholes/ bastards
Naruto/Hanabi
NO they are the same age and the story will make sense…I hope
Yo I'm Back sorry to keep you all down while I hade my 'Mega writer's block of Doom' but I'm back now I've decided to rewrite this the first two chapters will be pretty much the same except for some small changes but they will greatly impact the future of this story. Anyway If you read My first story "Lost in The Hourglass" which I delete you are in Luck I decided to scrap the first version of it and build it up again I expect to be done the first part of it soon so please be a bit patience with me a bit longer…Thank you for all you support!!!
Shattered Reality
Prologue: What am I?
My name is Uzumaki Naruto but that's not my real name it's Juuyoku no Ryuujin and this is the second time I've died you now might be thinking 'How the Hell is that possible' well the life I live before me 13 years spent at Konoha was over 100,000 years ago I'm 20,000 years older than the fox that is sealed in my stomach. But back then I was sort of the Sasuke of that time but I didn't brood I was just detached to those around me I was one of the smartest beings alive during that time having learned things that the people of now could never understand and have a library of fighting styles and techniques stored in my head. Now I guess you're thinking 'If he was such a smart guy why did he act like a complete idiot' well that was I forgot who I was when I was reborn as Naruto and only the shock of being dead jogged my memory. But now you are guessing 'What hell like that going to do you any good now' well how wrong you are due to the Kyubi not wanting to die he sent me back to the realm of the living except with all my memories and powers which it quite a lot. I bet that right about now you are really confused like 'How I was able to attain such power if I've been dead' well I said I was dead but that didn't mean I passed on in fact if it wasn't for the Yondaime Hokage I would still be a floating specter. Speechless right I was to at first but the stupid sealing jutsu of his went horribly wrong instead of sealing it within himself then dragging the Kyubi into the after life he forcibly ripped my soul back into existence and sealed into me. Ha! I can just imagine the looks on those people faces when they hear this well to bad they think I'm dead but not for long. I mean a couple of weeks have passed since the whole 'Valley of the End' thing with Sasuke but today I will return with the same name as a reminder to all those who have known this 'Naruto' that I will continue his nindo, Ninja way, (AN: Naruto is really dead or well that personality) in his honor. Well here goes nothing…
Konoha Gate
About 10 miles away no one would notice that that in that specific spot a new turning point would change the history of the world as a being of great power came back, a being who less than a month ago had his very existence scorned by the very people he had vowed to protect, a 'brother' who had tried to kill him that will now be seen as a hero for killing his best friend, and family that had died when Naruto had that will only be reborn as he had been. This new 'Naruto' walk walking though the forest was very similar in look to that of the old the only thing that was different was that he had a single jagged line across each of his cheeks and instead of his Yellow sun-kissed blond hair and blue eyes they were both silver. The Chunin gate guards looked as a boy looking no older that 8 years old stepped and dressed in a silver bordered with black outfit (shirt and pants) out of the forest with out a single mark on him which was not quite right seeing as just a week ago Otokagure, the village hidden in the Sound, declared war on them and that forest had plenty of wild animals that could easily make a snack out of the boy.
"I would like to join the Ninja ranks of the Konohakagure, the village hidden in the Leaves" said this silver haired boy
"Do you have any I.D.?" asked a teen with dark hair tied up in a pony tail to resemble a pineapple
"Sorry I don't as I'm only eight and by myself" said the boy again
"I'm sorry but we will need the Hokage's decision for this" the Pineapple-headed teen said with a sign and a mutter that sounded oddly like 'troublesome'
"Very well" said the Silver haired boy
"Might I ask you name?" the teen said again
"It is Kouryuu" the silver haired boy said while the other boy flinched at the sight of a long deed friend over lapping the young boy
Then a couple minutes later the Hokage appeared before the gate seeing the Silver haired look-alike of Naruto and was struck by the resemblance just only a few details were off but if not for them he could be a younger version of the Naruto they knew. The Hokage knew her conscience would not let go away knowing she had sent a person who so closely resembled the person she thought of as a son.
"Ok let him in and send him to my office" said the loud feminine voice of the Hokage called out.
Minutes later Kouryuu would be walking to the Hokage's apartment along the way he saw all his 'old' friends and what he could see his 'death' has definitely major impact on them as they all seemed to sulk except his two old teammates they were looking smug with the death of the 'Dobe'. He then an hour later of filling out his application forms as well as his citizen's forms then he would head out to his place of residence which was ironically the same one he had before he died except it was a lot cleaner and neater. Kouryuu would then after getting his place all settled he would then go to Ichiraku's for his still favorite meal even from when he was the 'former' Naruto.
"Hello" said Kouryuu
"Hi, may I take you Order" the waitress at the counter said
"May I have 5 large bowls of Miso Ramen, please" said Kouryuu kindly
"Yea coming Right up" she said then a couple minutes later she brought his order
"Here you go" she said while setting the bowls of Ramen in front of him
Which he quickly devoured his meal like a starved animal but oddly enough he eat in a manner that was respectful then paid and left hearing a 'Come again' from behind he waved at it with a nod then ran off to sleep and prepare for his first day at the academy as all children would.
The Next Morning
"BEEP...BEEP…BEEP BE-CRUNCH" Naruto silenced the infernal racquet that what alarm clock by crushing it
"Damn now I'm going to have to buy a new one" he said while he got ready to leave when he noticed the time along with the remains of a dozen other crushed clocks
"HOLY CPAP I HAVE 10 MINUTES TO GET TO THE ACADEMY" he yelled as he went into hyper-mode and zipped out of his apartment and ran through the streets to the bystanders it looked as if a silver streak was passing though
"Damn I made it" Naruto said while shutting behind him only to notice that the class was fill with kids a couple of years older than himself and one white-eyed girl his age in the back of the room
"Welcome you must be..." Iruka scanned the list only to see the new member of his classes name but only to look up and exclaim "…NARUTO"
"Umm…My name's Kouryuu" Naruto said nervously
"Well Kouryuu the Hokage was impressed you came through forest surrounding Konoha and come out with a single mark so she decided to move you up a couple of classes" said Iruka with a little uneasiness that this child had the same looks as his dead son, a.k.a. the old Naruto.
"Ok" He said while taking an empty seat in the back of the room
"Ok any Questions on as why Naruto is here?" Iruka asked the class
"Yea how did he make it here unharmed with all the wild animals and Oto-nins (Sound Ninjas) in the forest with the war going on?" whispered one student
"Yea he must have had some help" another said
"Yea have him perform at least a Bushin (clone) jutsu to show us that he wasn't lying" another said
"I can't do a bushin" a voice interrupted
"WHAT? Then why are you even in this class" shouted a student
"Ahem let me rephrase that I can't do a normal bushin but I can do a variation" said Naruto who walked up to the front of the room
"Then show us" said the first student who spoke up before
"Iruka-sensei" Naruto said while looking to his teacher who just nodded
"Chakra Bushin (Chakra Clone)" said Naruto and without any hand seals which stunned everybody as they seen a perfect clone fazed into existence
Meanwhile the Hyuga in the activated her Byakugan while she noticed that both Kouryuu' had a chakra system as well as internal organ Hanabi didn't say anything still thinking that he was still below her.
"Thank you, Now please return to your seat" said Iruka while Naruto dismissed his clone then sat back down.
The next couple of days were annoying as they were nothing but a petty review to Naruto +100,000 year old mind and as well as the older kids trying to pick on him…hint the keyword 'trying' they just ended up in a world of pain that has never been known before as Naruto used on of his most deadly techniques on them the 'Suukoujutsu: Hyakuman Shishou no jutsu' which was basically a Tsunade-type strength kick to the Groin area which not only breaks the pelvis bone but leave the victim to fall from 100 feet they flew into the by the force of the kick. Needless to say Naruto became the 'Top Dog' as no male would want to experience that move ever but Naruto also gained two enemies with becoming the 'best' one took the form of Hyuga Hanabi and the other was the dreaded Fan girls that haunt the reality of every prodigy and badass. But in some amazing way he got rid of them and without losing the virginity oh his newest incarnation it seems that if you are polite to them and become friends with them they which seemed to diminish the flame that drove them to become his 'first' but it also added to all the women that wanted him which in fact was most of Konoha's single female population. I mean really Kouryuu wasn't technically a virgin who would be after over a hundred millenniums, he had a healthy sex drive but at the moment he has a new incarnation/body which is currently a virgin and him doing the deed as is right now is kind of creepy. Kouryuu in between his few seconds of free time established his priorities which consisted of just becoming Kouryuu and keeping that way. So all ended well that day but tomorrow was a new day along with new challenges meaning Hanabi wanted another fight along with a bunch of other low powered jackasses.
"You, Kouryuu, are now said to be the best in the class when I really am. I challenge you" demanded Hanabi as class ended
"Yeeeaaa…can we do this later I mean it's been a long day" said Naruto yawning
"No we must do battle now unless you forfeit" said Hanabi
"Fine just leave me alone" said Naruto
"What you are? A coward running from battle like of which crumples in the presence of the power of the Hyuga clan" scoffed Hanabi
"An unnecessary battle might I remind you…and what power are you talking about the one to glare at every little thing in existence" said Naruto over his shoulder as he walked out of the class room
"Ha! I bet your running because you know I'm better than you" said Hanabi
"Ah…no I going home not running and I don't think you're better than me I'm just tired and talking with you make my brain rot" said Naruto as he continued to walk leaving Hanabi
About a mile away for the academy Naruto met Hyuga Neji on the same road the 'met' at the same restaurant. Then somehow managed to get into a conversation about centrifugal force and its affects on chopsticks…neither one knew how it got to that point but needless to say it was very interesting. A coincidental fact that appeared later that day was that Neji's Kaiten could now be used in a similar aspect to a certain 'big-boned' ninja's Nekudan Shesha.
"Yo" said Naruto as he brought a hand up to greet his newly found acquaintance
"Hello Kouryuu" said Neji with a nod
"Where you headed?" asked Naruto
"To pick up Hanabi-sama at the academy" answered Neji
"Well I feel bad for you, she is quite the character compared to that Hinata-girl at the restaurant" said Naruto
"Yes she is quite the person compared to Hinata it's hard to imagine their sisters" agreed Neji
"Well see ya later" said Naruto as he once again walked off
"Yea see ya" said Neji
Later That Night
Seven years ago cloud tired to abduct a young Hyuga Hinata but failed as the jonin from Kumo that tried to do the actually abducting was killed by Hyuga Hiashi and young Hinata returned to her home. But tonight they would try again and they would not accept failure at any cost. The three jonin at midnight would infiltrate the Hyuga Complex and kidnap one Hyuga Hanabi. But they were caught off guard by underestimating the young Hyuga's skill with the Juken style. As one of their members could vouch as he was killed by a lucky blow to the heart but the other 2 regained their bearings rather quickly and brought the young girl down quickly. Moving quickly they overtook her then bound and gagged her as they then hauled ass to get out of the Land of Fire and make it across the border to the Land of Cloud but to bad for them that Naruto was out that night to get some ramen in the local area but instead he ran into two Kumo-nins carrying his classmate. Now was an awkward sight for the 'young' boy I mean you go out to for a midnight snack and run into your bound and gagged classmate being carried by to ninja's
"What are you doing" said Kouryuu from behind them the Nins wasted no time in attacking him as they know they cannot let anyone know they had a kidnap Hyuga with them otherwise it would mean a very bad war for Kumo.
Hanabi who was awake during the whole thing struggled to get free as she knew what would happen to her if they actually made it to Kumo but they had her tied up good. She was about to give up hope when she heard Kouryuu's voice behind her she grew worried for her classmate as she knew she would be the cause of his death, she didn't like him but she didn't hate him either she tried to scream for him to run but the word wouldn't make it past the gag over her mouth. Kouryuu knew this was a notion to war and they now had to kill him but that wasn't going to happen for two reasons they couldn't beat him even in he was the one bound, gagged, chained, restrained by a million different ways then the second reason was he knew what would become of Hanabi she would be nothing more than a breeding factory and he didn't want that for anyone regardless of who they are. The cloud ninjas were now growing desperate this kid was taking to long to dispose of and at any second the whole village would become aware of the missing Hyuga Heir and Hiashi would not sleep until he had his daughter back. Naruto was busy 'fighting' the two jonins but they weren't the problem is was the way he had to defeat them without showing to much power in front of the girl that was his classmate.
'Screw it they would eventually find out later' thought Kouryuu as he decided to stop holding back and quickly dispose of the two ninjas
"Katon: Shibari Kaijin no Jutsu" shouted Kouryuu with his hands in the 'tiger' seal
The two enemy ninjas suddenly noticed they couldn't move as well they felt heat surrounding them and as any person would do in extreme pain they screamed but were soon muffled as something entered their open mouths burning them. Hanabi watched in fascination as Naruto used an unknown fire jutsu than in which the nearby trees turned to super-heated ash and enshrouded the two ninjas leave not a trace of them as the ashes floated away. Kouryuu then came into her sight of vision cutting her free and tried to help her up.
"I don't need your help I can do i-" but was cut off as she stood only for a second to only plummet to the ground as her still weary body couldn't handle it but before she hit the ground a pair of arms slipped themselves under her knees and to her back
"There's nothing wrong with getting a little help" said Kouryuu with his usual 'I'm so innocent and cool you have to love me even though I'm not intentionally doing it'-heartbreaking smile while looking at a blushing Hanabi in his arms
"I don't need your help" she mumbled as she avoided his gaze knowing all to well her face was a bright crimson
"Well whether you like it or not you're getting it" said Kouryuu as he stated to make his way back to Konoha hopping from branch to branch. Hanabi was tired and soon the warm body that was carrying her seemed so much more alluring as gentle sway of his movement lulled her to sleep. Kouryuu soon noticed the small Hyuga had fell asleep against his chest with a content smile on her face shrugging he just continued onward
Hanabi who had been wide awake one moment was soon lured to sleep by the gentle beating heart of Kouryuu as she was still being held in his arms as he carried her back to Konoha she rest her head against his chest and brought her hand up to grab his shirt instinctively which she know she had done but made to notion to stop it as she was at peace in his arms. Naruto had been unaware to her small movements as he decide to keep a close look out on his surroundings as there were still Oto-nins on the loose but he could finally start to slow down as he ran into Hiashi near the Gates of Konoha who looked ready to rip some balls off then shove them up the asses of the ones do dared kidnap those of his family. The Hyuga maybe a rather cold individual at a glance and would seem to not care for the well being of his daughters but that's not true if you get to really know Hiashi he would be the perfect image on a protective father on steroids. Speaking of which, Hiashi was at the gate ready to jump into the forest for his daughter but most of his worrying stopped when he saw a silver haired boy in silver clothing approach him with his daughter in hand or rather in both his arms and was asleep in the boy's arms then recognized the boy as the boy who recently joined Konoha.
"Boy what are you doing?" asked Hiashi in a tone that said 'one wrong thing and you will die in the most horrible way that was imagined by the Shinigami
"Returning this young girl to her family, which I suspect is you" said Kouryuu in a calm tone while trying to hand over Hanabi to the older Hyuga male that was most likely her father…only to find that she would not release his shirt
"Umm yea a little help please?" asked Kouryuu to the Hyuga Clan head as he quite literally pulled a crow bar out of nowhere and tried to pry the little girls hands from his shirt in which he succeeded in…only to have her arms wrap around his neck
"…yeeaaaa I believe I need some help" Kouryuu repeated to the cold visage of the Hyuga Leader who you could tell had his inner smirk on
"No just follow me" he demanded as he started to walk back to the Hyuga Complex with Kouryuu in tow a few minutes later they came to the gates of the complex as the Guards addressed their clan leader
"Hiashi-Sama" they both said in a synchronized voice and stepped aside to allow him and his guest to enter
Kouryuu still followed the man known as Hiashi who was definitely Hanabi's father to the dining room and motioned to him to have a seat across from him.
"Who are you" asked Hiashi
"Kouryuu" said Naruto
"Kouryuu...who?" again asked Hiashi
"Just Kouryuu I have on surname" said Naruto
"I see" said Hiashi
"What exactly happened and how did you mange to retrieve my daughter from to jonin when you yourself are naught but an academy student?" asked Hiashi a couple seconds later
"There is a saying 'Don't judge a book by its cover'" quoted Kouryuu
"Indeed but then you are saying you are very much stronger than you appear to be" replied Hiashi to Kouryuu quote
"Yes I am saying that but just not out loud. Now were is her room" said Naruto
"I will show you" said Hiashi as he led Kouryuu down a couple hallway then into a to a large room decorate with some small assortments Kouryuu then made his way to the Futon and laid Hanabi on who still hadn't let go of his neck and it seemed she didn't plan on it either by the way her grip tightened when he tried to dislodge her arms from his being. Once again Kouryuu used his amazing ability to pull object from nowhere, by pulling out a small fluffy dragon plushie with ten wings. Using his newly found weapon he pressed it right up against her chest…and the reation was immediate her arms loosed and wrapped themselves around the doll and Hanabi let out a cute sigh and snuggled/cuddled with the doll.
"I have no thoughts on staying over or be apart of any controversies that will accompany it" said Kouryuu to Hiashi as he pulled the covers over Hanabi
"I see then I shall accompany to the Gate" said Hiashi as they both soon head toward the gate
"You are welcome back here anytime" said Hiashi to Kouryuu as they approached the gate
"Thank you…tell her she can keep the doll" Naruto said in return knowing this was Hiashi's way of a thank you and they then departed ways
The Next Morning at the Academy
Hanabi came into the room carrying a familiar looking silver shirt which was washed and neatly folded in her arms as she made he way to Kouryuu who was yet again sleeping on his desk then made a motion to tap him on the shoulder but before he could do that his voice sounded out
"G'morning Hanabi" he said with his head on the desk still
"I came to thank you" she said with a slight hesitation and a tint of rose across her cheeks
"No thanks needed" said Kouryuu as he shook her extended hand
"Would you like to go get something to eat during lunch after school" he asked seeing as they were now friends, or rather he thought they were friends because he saved her life.
"Y-y-yes-ss" she stammered much like her older sister and to which Kouryuu couldn't help but make a comment on
"Ha-ha it looks like you and Hinata are sisters after all" laughed Kouryuu which served to make her take on a deeper shade of red
"I like it" he said leaving her turn a shade of deep red that could only be matched her sister and then made her way back to hear seat and everyone that had watched were left in shock that 'THE' Hyuga Hanabi, the cold…no chilling…no just down right freezing Heir to one of the most prestigious clans in Konoha, had melted at the hands of Kouryuu, the newest and most mysterious member of Konoha, and soon enough the fan girls had started to send death glares at the still blushing Hyuga. A couple hours later they headed toward the Hyuga Complex for some lunch courtesy of Hanabi saying it was the least she could do but in truth she just wanted to see her father's reaction toward him if it was positive then she might have a potential suitor that she just might like but he didn't need to know that. During lunch they still haven't seen Hiashi so Hanabi made up the excuse of them to get a little warm up so they headed toward the dojo while Kouryuu played obvious to her feelings as he already knew she had a crush on him being alive for some 100,000 years thought him to read people emotions and so far Hanabi's crush was way to obvious than Jiraiya advertising his books…to the women…at the hot springs…nude…to him so he decided to play innocent and obvious. Upon reaching the Dojo they found Hiashi training with and teaching Neji on some more of the advanced forms and techniques of the Juken style and were greeted by both inhabitants
"Hanabi, Kouryuu -san" said Hiashi while Neji just nodded in their direction
"Hi" said Kouryuu simply
"Father, Neji" said Hanabi who was a little shock that her father replied to them first rather than the reverse
"Kouryuu -san brings you here?" asked Hiashi
"Well I offered to get Lunch with Hanabi but she insisted we come here" said Kouryuu
"Very well continue on then" said Hiashi accepting the answer seeing a Kouryuu was an immediately trustworthy guy and he still owes the guy for having a hyuuga clan memeber
"Okay" said Kouryuu then turned his head toward Hanabi to inquire what she wanted to do
"Well how about we train seeing as father and Neji are doing the same" she said while Kouryuu smiled and nodded at her
So for the next 3 hours they trained well more like Hanabi trained Kouryuu helped her a lot on her Juken style as did the two other Hyugas in the room so she then made a lot of progress on her style that day Hinata was out on a mission with her team so she wasn't there.
'Husband-to-be' thought Hanabi with a slight daze day-dreaming about her future filled with the love of someone she can respect
'Possible suitor' thought Hiashi with serious consideration thinking about future heirs and how powerfully the clan will be along with his daughter's happiness
'Most likely me new brother-in-law or cousin-in-law' thought Neji with some happiness at the prospect of having a new friend join his family, in the short amount of time they were with each other Kouryuu firmly solidified his friendship with the Hyuuga Genius
'Oh shit I know what they're thinking' thought Naruto with some panic as he had been in this situation before…many times…and as such its always another family member that walks in with no idea what going on give Kouryuu a reason to get his ass out
As if on cue Naruto got a lucky break as Hinata entered though the door and gave Naruto the perfect/usual idea for an escape plan.
"TheHokageneedsmeandIneedHinatatoshowmethewaythere…SoBye (The Hokage needs me and I need Hinata to show me the way there…So Bye)" Kouryuu said really fast then grabbed Hinata by the hand and pulled her out of the building needless to say this would continue to happen every five days until both Hanabi and Kouryuu took the genin exams early.
Time Skip (About a half year later) to the Team Announcements
Both prodigies' took the exam early after Iruka discussed their habits and how easily they are passing their class with the hokage. This of course was met with a lot of opposition at first but Haishi soon stepped in and with a move of great political power he manage to get the council to agree to the early exam for the two. The genin exams was the same as last time so Kouryuu passed with flying colors and named the rookie of the year as he topped Hanabi in a taijutsu fight which he won quite easily as he was better that her in fighting in all aspects…along with every one else in the rest of the world
"Due to out irregular amount of genins that have passed there will be two students joining an already existing team. Hyuga Hanabi and Naruto please step forward and go to Training area 7 to join you team, lead By Hatake Kakashi." He said as they left then continued to name the teams while all the girls protested why they couldn't be on the same team as 'their' silver haired 'angel' and why did it have to be the Human ice cube
Training Area 7
When they reached the field there was a pink haired girl with a HUMONGOUS forehead and a pink dress sat under the single tree that was in the middle of the field while a boy with black hair stinking up like a ducks butt and a blue high collar shirt that had a fan on the back and a pair of tan khaki pants was practicing some taijutsu moves. Kouryuu and Hanabi were a little confused at the actions of the walking billboard seemed to be just outright string with hears in its eyes at the kid who has a second ass coming out of his head.
"Yo is this team 7" Yelled out Kouryuu
"Yea why" asked the girl in pink
"Were your new teammates" said Hanabi with no emotion
"Yea like you could pass at the age you're at" said the boy with a scoff
"Yea Sasuke-kun's right" said girl in pink
"Yo I see you have met the new recruits" called out Kakashi in a tree appearing (AN: Kakashi is only training team 7 because Tsunade made it a mission for him to make sure Sasuke doesn't runaway again…alive)
"What how could they pass the Genin exams they way to young" said Sasuke
"As I recall in a book there was an Uchiha Itachi that was a jonin at your age" said Kouryuu
"Don't mention his name" said the Boy identified as Sasuke said while he walked off
"Kakashi-sensei I have a question why are there four people on this team" asked Hanabi
"Well since there was a third person for your team they decided to stick you with a more experienced team instead" said Kakashi
"But what happened to this teams third member" asked Kouryuu faking curiosity
"He died about half a year ago, such a bright soul too" said Kakashi sadly then walked away remembering the Naruto of old
"Okay now that the whole team is here introduce yourselves" said Kakashi
"Uchiha Sasuke" said the dark haired boy
"Haruno Sakura" said the girl with the huge forehead and Pink hair
"Hyuga Hanabi" said Hanabi
"Kouryuu, I have no surname" said Kouryuu while he got a gasp from the older members
"So they decided to stick another dobe on our team" said Sasuke with a smug tone
"Sasuke" admonished Kakashi
"Dobe, the only dobe I see is the one who hasn't passed a chunin while I am both young and stronger than you have made a genin already" commented Kouryuu which fired up Sasuke
"Shut up dobe Sasuke-kun could kick your ass" said Sakura
"Now, now were a team here" said Kakashi while hoping this would stop them
"Fine then I challenge the dobe so taijutsu sparring match" said Sasuke
"What are you and idiot?" asked Kouryuu rhetorically
"No I'm no-"
"That was a rhetorical question stupid"
"Grr"
"DON"T CALL SASUKE-KUN STUPID YOU MIDGET"
"Really were a team…I mean come on"
"This is pointless Kouryuu"
"Well I can't help it if its against my moral to hurt the mental disabled when they have no idea what their doing, Hanabi-chan"
"That's it prepare yourself for the asskicking of a life time you Teme"
"YEA YOU'GONNA GET IT NOW! GO SASUKE-KUN SHOW THEM WHY YOU'RE THE HERO THAT KLLED THE DEMON"
"Very well, Come" said Kouryuu while walking out onto the middle of the field and giving Kakashi no time to object
"The Uchiha is going to lose" Hanabi said in a monotone
"Yeah right like Sasuke would lose to a loser" Sakura shot back angrily thinking no one could best 'Her' Sasuke-kun
"He bested me in a taijutsu match" said Hanabi in the same tone as before
"Wow that quite a feat" said Kakashi in amazement a the though of some one besting a Hyuga in a pure taijutsu match
"So he beat you what the big deal" said Sakura not really knowing that Hanabi was the third most proficient person in the standard Juken as well as the heir to the Hyuga clan
"Considering I'm one of the best Juken users there are it is quite a feat and as well I have the Byakugan which and see through object and the chakra path ways and as well as 360 degrees around me…" Hanabi said the fact
"…I would say that's pretty good" continued Kakashi
Sasuke really didn't care to what they had to say he was going to kick this loser's ass then show him who's the real dobe…I mean really he's the 'last' of a noble clan there is no way he could lose
"Yo dobe I'm ready when you are" called out Kouryuu turning Sasuke tactics against him while Sasuke just charged forward Sharingan blazing
"Useless" said Kouryuu as he dodged Sasuke's senseless barrages of kunais and fists
Kouryuu was just getting irritated at Sasuke's lack of finesse of taijutsu and lack of tactics so he decided to end this early as he did a warp step behind Sasuke and with a quick chop Kouryuu sent him of into La-la Land
"Well that was pointless" said Kouryuu
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY SASUKE-KUN YOU FUCKEN TINY ASS MIDGET OF HELL" an enraged Sakura shouted as went to bop her new teammate on the back of the head like she did to the Naruto of Old…a habit she still hasn't grown out of
As Sakura charged to defend her 'Sasuke-Kun's' honor but before she could even get in striking range of the newly dubbed 'tiny ass midget of hell' she got backhanded like and ugly 2 yen whore that wouldn't take no for an answer…which was quite fitting
"You touch me and I'll retaliate" stated Kouryuu and then walked off with Hanabi to celebrate his impromptu victory.
Later that Night
Kouryuu was currently drunk as he accidentally chugged downs one of the Hyuga's most potent sakes which was laced with a powerful mind-numbing potion…it help the Hyuga's deal with their weddings. While you ask why he did something so horribly stupid in a house where the three of it most powerful member were trying to get you hitched to their Daughter/Cousin well it was because prior to drinking he accidentally ate a spoon full of curry…but not just any curry the 'Curry of Life' that Rock Lee dropped off to help his teammate 'BLOOM IN THE FIRES OF SPRINGTIME YOUTH'. Which eventually lead Kouryuu to run around the Hyuga complex like a chicken without its head while spitting fire looking for the nearest cold liquid to quench his 'FIRES OF YOUTH'…and now you know what happened. But right now you maybe asking yourself 'Where's Hanabi?' well after dying of laughter at the fire-spitting red faced Kouryuu she saw what he was chugging down she decided to within reasonable limits to take fully advantage to a drugged 'Future Husband'…its not that he has his sights on any other girl besides her, right? This had led Hanabi to unexpected fall asleep in his lap while leaning against him…but she was just to damn comfortable she couldn't help it. Which in turn led Hiashi and Neji decided to also take advantage of the situation and use it in their favor…for the well-being of the clan of course and not just to satisfy their own needs of having a powerful intelligent boy of which they may converse with on an equal level.
"Kouryuu-kun would you mind if you had to live here?" asked Hiashi
"Noost astall ivould lovvee iitts (Not at all I would love it)" Kouryuu's slurred voice came out
"Then would you mind marrying Hanabi-chan" Neji asked Naruto
"Ive loodee tooo (I'd love to)" his slurred voice answered the question
"Then sigh here" said Hiashi producing a scroll out of his robes and handed it to Kouryuu who some how wrote his name on it incredibly neat defying all the laws of being so intoxicated that you actually have no idea who you are
"OK now head to bed you'll need it in the morning" said Hiashi to Kouryuu who just nodded and after some help from Neji he manage to get Kouryuu and Hanabi to her room and lay them on the futon. Where they left the two 'betrothed' in each other's 'loving embrace' with snicker's they left the room but exploded into a full blown laughter as son as they got a far enough distance away to not wake them up.
The Next Morning
The day started off sunny and bright allowing rays of the ever exuberant sun to elicit simultaneous groans both Kouryuu and Hanabi were sleeping together WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON Kouryuu had his right arm around the small of her back while Hanabi laid her head against his chest and both her arms hung loose around Kouryuu's neck. It wasn't until ten minutes after they woke up they noticed they predicament and with speed to rival that of the Flying Thunder god technique of the Yondaime Hokage they separated themselves from each other and were on the opposite sides of the room blushing crimson in silence
"What are you doing here?" asked a red shy Hyuga
"I don't know" said and equally red Silver haired boy then after a couple more minutes of an uncomfortable silence until a Branch member knocked on the door and informed them that breakfast would commence in ten minutes. Still left in an deafening silence s the robotically left the room and head to ward the dining room while being crimson red and the occasional glace at one another. Upon arrival they noticed that the whole Hyuga council was their for some unfathomable reason they could not put their finger on but it still sent shivers up their spines but for completely different reason, one in happiness and the other in the category of 'I think I just shit my pant's' nervousness…Its not like they did anything stupid last night.
"Welcome, please have a seat and eat" an elderly Hyuga said to the youngsters
"Thank you" the two youngsters said together as the to started to munch on the wonderfully prepared food in front of them
"You're probably wondering why you were together in the same room last night" said a female Hyuga and seeing them both nod Hiashi decided to step in and get straight to the point
"Well it is because you both are getting married and we have the contract that had both Kouryuu's signature and mine" said Hiashi while showing them the scroll making them both choke and cough on their food stilling it across the room. Lucky the elders just smirked and each performed a miniature Kaiten to divert the half chewed projectiles head toward them.
Meanwhile Kouryuu just fainted right after Hanabi and it was less than a second ago they were told they were getting married and their brains couldn't handle it so they immediately shut down and both fell to the floor wordlessly and then both were returned to Hanabi's room where they would rest again until they woke up. Neither of them had been expecting that Hanabi fell asleep against Kouryuu before that while Kouryuu couldn't remember that having been piss drunk they couldn't believe this happen but when they thought about it really did seem as bad as it sound seeing as they were already close friends and this would only spark a new adventure.
Rookies Ages:
Uchiha Sasuke- 12
Haruno Sakura- 12
Hyuga Hinata- 12
Aburame Shino- 12
Inuzuka Kiba- 12
Nara Shikamaru- 12
Yamanaka Ino- 12
Akimichi Choji- 12
Hyuga Neji- 13
Rock Lee- 13
Tenten- 13
Temari- 15
Kankuro- 14
Gaara- 12
Naruto/Kouryuu- 9
Hyuga Hanabi- 9
Here is the semi-rewritten Prologue of "Shattered Realities" tell me what ya think and expect the second one to follow soon after this one.
Meanings:
Suukoujutsu: Hyakuman Shishou no jutsu – Forbidden Jutsu: One Million Deaths Technique – a Forbidden finishing taijutsu move which is basically a Superpower-ed kick to the groin launching them into the atmosphere letting them drop from a very high point in the air
----Seals: none
Katon: Shibari Kaijin no jutsu – Fire Release: Binding Ash Technique – a A-rank supplementary fire justu that is mainly used as a defense of super heated ash created by near by trees to stall enemies while a more powerful Jutsu is prepared
----Seals: Ryuu, Tora, Hebi, Nezumi, Tora,Tori, Uma, Tora
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Later- Kaishi