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Typed and Idea by: Maddi
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It was around 11 o'clock when Anakin was returning to the Jedi Temple. Him and Obi-Wan were returning from a mission on Rodia…
*Anakin walks up to his quarters door*
Anakin: *Yawn*
Ahsoka: MASTER! HI!
Anakin: Um, hello.
Ahsoka: HEY MASTER! GUESS WHAT! I LOVE…BANANAS!
Anakin: Um Ahsoka…
Ahsoka: MASTER! DO YOU WANT TO PLAY OINK OINK PIGGILY WIGGILY?
Anakin: Um, I'd rather not.
Ahsoka: SURE YOU DO! I ALREADY HAVE YOUR SLEEPING BAG!
*Ahsoka pulls Anakin in the room. She runs to the closet and grabs his sleeping bag*
Ahsoka: SIT MASTER!
Anakin: Ugh…
Ahsoka: BARRISS! GET OUT HERE!
Anakin: Did Barriss give you Dew?
Ahsoka: WHY DO YOU CARE! ARE YOU A STALKER?
Barriss: MASTER SKYWALKER! NOW IT'S A PARTY!
Anakin: Oh no…
Ahsoka: C'MON GIRLS!
*5 girls run out of the refreshener*
Girls: OMG! AHHHHHHHH!
Anakin: Shoot.
Girl: LET'S GIVE HIM A MAKEOVER!
Girl: I WANNA DO HIS HAIR!
Girl: I CALL CLOTHES!
Girl: I CALL HIM!
*The girls all run over to him and tackle him*
Ahsoka: WOO!
Barriss: I'LL PAINT HIS NAILS!
Anakin: HELP ME!
It had been many hours later. Give or take a few. Okay so it's around 3am.
Ahsoka: MASTER YOU LOOK SEXY!
Girl: YUMMY.
Anakin: I'm wearing make-up! How am I sexy?
Ahsoka: BARRISS! I LOVE THE RED NAIL POLISH!
Anakin: I am SO leaving.
*Anakin clomps down the hall to Obi-Wan's quarters*
Anakin: Master! You will not believe what Ahsoka and her friends did to me!
*He walks in the quarters looking for Obi-Wan*
Obi-Wan: PIEROGI! I WILL NOT TAKE THIS!
Anakin: Master?
Pierogi: KENOBI! I WON FAIR AND CIRCLE! POKER IS MY GAME. IT'S WHAT WE PARAKETTS DO!
Obi-Wan: ANAKIN! TELL PIEROGI THAT HE CAN EAT GOO FOR ALL I CARE!
Anakin: Um, Pierogi? He says you can eat goo for all he-
Pierogi: OH SO YOU'RE GETTING THE UGLY OLD BROAD ON YOUR SIDE!
Anakin: Ugly?
Pierogi: SHUT UP PEACH CHEEKS! YOU OWE ME TWENTY SEVEN PIEGONS BY FONDAY!
Anakin: Fonday?
Obi-Wan: NO NO ROGI! NINETEEN! I THOUGHT IT WAS WRIDAY!
Pierogi: WE AGREED FONDAY KENOBI! IF YOU BEAT ME AT GO FISH, THEN IT'S WRIDAY!
Obi-Wan: FINE! YOU ARE GOING DOWN PARAKETT!
Pierogi: IT'S ON OBI!
*Anakin slowly backs out of the room. He falls backward*
Ahsoka: MASTER! TONY GOT OUT!
Anakin: Who's Tony?
Ahsoka: THE TIGER YOU GOT ME LAST CHRISTMAS, DUH.
Anakin: I thought it was rare Shilian hamster?
Barriss: OMG! HE'S DRINKING THE DEW! AHSOKA GET THE CAMERA!
Ahsoka: SHOOT! I'M SO POSTING THIS ON YOUTUBE!
*Anakin walks away from the hall. He sits down in the mess hall*
Anakin: Gosh.
Rex: Why hello there little Miss.
Anakin: (Gulp)
More to come!
Keep on Laughin'!