Hello, readers. This story (you can also call it a script, I guess) I about me, Row-Row, Fang, Iggy and all them flock peoples. I love you all! Twilight also comes in, along with my bestie, Ashlin!
Without further ado, I
give you Maximum
Screenplay!
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Row-Row: What a nice day today! Aren't I right Iggy?
Iggy: Garble dee flub.
Row-Row: Oh, yeah! I keep forgetting that you're my hostage now! *giggle* I'll take the tape off your mouth!
RIIIIIIIPPPPP
Iggy: Thank you. But that frickin' hurt!
Row-Row: Be a man and face the pain! *slaps Iggy*
Iggy: God, woman, you have problems!
Row-Row: I love you, too, Ig!
In Some Random Cave
Max: We need to get Iggy back from that *beep*!
Gazzy: *sniffle* I s…second th-that notion.
Fang: God, I love you, Max! *grabs teddy bear and kisses it passionately*
Rest of Flock: *stares*
Fang: *Notices and chucks teddy bear out of cave* Uh, hi?
Edward Cullen: Help, winged freaks! Isabella is after me!
Bella, far away: Edward Cullen! Is that you? It IS! Edward Anthony Mason Cullen!!! You ASS! Who said you could chuck Nessie out a window????
Edward: Jacob did!!!! *starts crying* He made me. *runs away screaming,* He made me!!!
Nudge: Yesss!
Max: What're you happy about?
Nudge: I jacked his pants. I love Twilight and Edward's such a hottie!
Max: Uh-huh. Back to the crisis of Iggy!
Back at Row-Row's House
Iggy: Let me GO!
Row-Row: Never! You shall never leave my grasp! *grabs Iggy's arm and tightens grip* Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You guys like it? Hate it? Tell me. Review, please. Also, suggestions welcomed and needed. You wanna be in the story? Tell me!
^~Jazpah's Girl~^