In these stories I'm only using characters from season one, nothing from season 2 and boone is still alive and everyone is happy :)

Disclaimer: … I could just pretend I own all of the characters… fine then I don't! (This disclaimer applies for all chapters)

A/N: please ignore my stereotyping and terrible jokes. I can't help it

What would happen if…

Kate fell madly in love with Hurley?

Kate was happily walking through the jungle eating a mango. When all of a sudden Hurley fell out of a tree and landed on top of her. Knocking Kate unconscious.

"Dude" said Hurley getting of Kate "are you alright?"

Kate didn't move. Hurley grabbed her by the shoulders and started shaking her "Dude, wake up!" slowly Kate's eyes opened.

Now, Hurley falling on top of Kate must have done something to her head because when her eyes came into focus she saw not Hurley, but a gorgeous stranger.

"Kate are you all right?" Hurley asked

Kate looked up at the tall, dark and handsome person in front of her and smiled looking into the icy blue eyes of the stranger standing in front of her. "Hello who are you?" she asked

"Kate, are you all right? I kind of fell out of a tree and landed on top of you"

Kate looked around happily she didn't remember anyone falling out of a tree. "I know that I'm in the middle of a love triangle right now but I think your hot, what did you say your name was again?"

"Kate, it's me Hurley"

Kate looked at the stranger again, "Hey, I know someone called Hurley but you're much hotter than him, he's all fat and hairy"

Hurley stared at Kate for several minutes, Kate stared back. "Kate, I think you need to go see Jack. He'll know what to do because he knows everything"

Kate continued staring at Hurley, making him feel slightly uncomfortable. "Jack?" she said after several long minutes. "What a great idea, I can tell him that I don't want him anymore because I found someone better." She stood up and grabbed Hurley's arm dragging him in the direction of the caves. She continued talking as she went. "Anyway I'm surprised we haven't already met, I think I would've noticed someone like you around the came, wait-" she stopped "- you're not one of the others are you?"

"No Kate, It's me Hurley, you're hallucinating"

But Kate just ignored him and continued rambling on in a deluded state of mind "and then there is this other guy. His name is James but everyone calls him Sawyer. Do you know him? You must he has this little black market thing going on. Everyone knows him. He's really hot, maybe I wont tell him about you yet"

Hurley sighed and tuned out of Kate's chatter as the two of them walked th the caves to get Jack.

When they finally arrived at the caves they walked up to Jack who was teaching several people how to remove a splinter. Kate and Hurley walked up to him together. Jack looked up "Class over" he announced. Everyone got up and ran away muttering things like "we already knew that" and "he didn't have to blackmail me in to coming, he could have just said please"

Before Kate could speak Hurley said, "I was climbing a tree and I fell out and landed on Kate. I knocked her out and now she's hallucinating" They both looked at Kate who was holding Hurley's hand staring happily into space

"Jack, I've got to tell you something. I think you're really ugly." said Kate she laughed hysterically, and then she stopped "and I'm in love with this guy" she added grabbing Hurley and giving him a kiss.

"See what I mean?" said Hurley

Jack surveyed the scene for several minutes "Hurley, I'm not sure she is hallucinating," he said

Hurley laughed

"No, I'm serious. You a very attractive man" said Jack blushing slightly "in fact…" He looked Hurley up and down "you're a very, very attractive man"

With that Jack grabbed Hurley's hand and the two of them hand in hand skipped off into the distance together. Kate turned around and ran after them screaming "Wait, Hurley! I'm in love with you"

A/N: I realise there is another story about random things like that but I DID NOT steal their idea coz that's just mean. Please review!

Also this is possibly the worst chapter, please don't let it turn you off.