Hi everyone!
Has anyone ever wondered what would happen if the Tantei were running around through the woods with. . . paintball guns? Or. . . what if Ryuu was no longer interested in a certain fire demon?! I found myself wondering this. . . so I decided to write about it! Oh, and I'm adding my "friend" (heh heh heh) in. We'll call him. . . Kohaku. He's my lab partner.
Oh, and Rei's in this one. He's just a random bishounen . . . who is MINE! Ryuu thought I should pair her with Nuriko in this one . . . so I did. He's a random bishounen too!
Ayame is in this one also. Feh, who knows, we might even see a little bit of Kiara too!
And now for the disclaimer.
Kohaku: Can I do it?
Eh, what the hell. Sure.
Kohaku: yes! Okay . . . Ri-chan owns, well . . . nothing. Except for herself and this idea.
Thank you for reminding us, Kohaku.
Kohaku: Anytime.
And to Riku: I'm really sorry, but you're not in this one . . . ^.^
~*~*~* In a Car ~*~*~*
Rinoa - are we there yet?
Kurama - Almost.
Ryuu - Well, we would be there if Kurama didn't drive so slow.
Rei - told you I should have driven.
Rinoa - That thought scares me.
Ayame - It's kind of mean of you guys to put Yusuke and Kuwabara in the trunk.
Ryuu - Would you rather it be you?
Kurama - Don't be mean to Aya.
Rinoa - And why does Ayame get to sit in the front and I'm stuck sitting in Rei's lap?!
Hiei - Because the kitsune loves Ayame.
Ryuu - Yeah, but all five of us are crammed back here. That's not very fair.
Kohaku - Yeah. Why do we have to be back here? I'm driving on the way home.
Rei - No, I am!
Kohaku - No. I am, bastard!
Rinoa - Stop arguing! I'm driving back!
(Everyone blinks a few times)
Rinoa - What? Why can't I?
Ryuu - *mumble* Because we don't want to die, stupid Koorime.
Rinoa - *glares at Ryuu* What was that?!
Ryuu - I said your driving sucks!
Rinoa - You know . . . if Rei hadn't just grabbed my arm, I would have punched you.
Rei - That's exactly why I did, Rin.
Ryuu - *laughs*
Hiei - Shut up, Ryuu.
Ryuu - Okay, Hiei-sama!
(And. . . all of a sudden a familiar song comes on the radio)
Song - I'm so happy, 'cause today I've found my friends, they're in my head. . .
Rinoa and Ryuu - *remember an inside joke* *look at each other* Remember that? *Laugh*
Everyone else - *are utterly clueless*
Rei - Huh?
Rinoa - *smiles* Don't worry about it. ^.^
Kohaku - Does anyone else hear that?
Ryuu - You mean the faint sound of two idiots screaming?
Kohaku - Yes.
Rinoa - Yes. I hear them. I wonder what they're doing . . .
Ryuu - Oh . . . scary thought.
~*~*~* At the Paintball Place ~*~*~*
Everyone - *pay for admission*
Kurama - So, should we have teams of two . . . or three . . . or . . .
Hiei - I'm by myself.
Ryuu - Why do we need to be in groups anyway?
Ayame - *smile (she wants to be alone with Kurama . . . heh heh heh)* Groups of two.
Kurama - Okay.
Ryuu - Fine.
Ayame - I'm with Kurama.
Rei - *pulls Rinoa toward him* I get Rinoa!
Kohaku - Hmm. . . Ryuu, Yusuke or Kuwabara . . . Hmm. . . R- . . . Yusuke.
Ryuu - You meant to put me with Kuwabara! You can't do that!
Kohaku - Sure I can.
Kurama - And each team needs different colored paintballs.
Hiei - I get black.
Kohaku - PINK!
Everyone - *stares at Kohaku . . .* *wonders about him*
Rei - What color, Rin?
Rinoa - *smiles* You're going to let me choose?
Rei - Yeah.
Rinoa - Umm . . . blue!
Ayame - Aww, I wanted blue . . .
Rinoa - Oh . . . I'm sorry, Aya. You can have blue if you want.
Ayame - *looks at Kurama's pretty red hair* That's okay. We'll get red.
Rinoa - Okay! We get blue! *Is happy*
Rei - *smiles*
Ryuu - PURPLE!
Kuwabara - No. Purple's a gay color!
Ryuu - *glares at him* Purple.
Kuwabara - *is a tiny bit scared* okay . . .
(And so the groups wander off into the woods in different directions)
~*~*~*
Ayame - I'm glad I didn't bring Kiri or Koso. They would have had to stay in the car.
Kurama - You should have left them at Rinoa's house, they love playing there.
Ayame - *laughs* I know, they love Rin. She's going to babysit them for a week while I'm in Makai.
Kurama - You picked the right person, Rinoa's good with animals.
Ayame - Aren't all Koorime?
Kurama - So are kitsunes. *Holds her hand*
Ayame - *blushes* I guess so! ^.^
~*~*~*
Hiei - *jumps up into a tree* *thinking* maybe I should have paired up with Ryuu . . .
~*~*~*
Yusuke - So, when are we supposed to go look for everyone?
Kohaku - Seven more minutes.
~*~*~*
Kuwabara - Why do WE have to look for everyone?
Ryuu - It's not only us looking for everyone. Yusuke and Kohaku are helping us look too.
Kuwabara - I know.
Ryuu - and knowing Hiei, he's hiding in a tree somewhere, so he'd probably be easy to find as long as we look up.
Kuwabara - *isn't listening*
Ryuu - And Kurama and Ayame would probably . . . Kuwabara, are you listening to me?!
Kuwabara - Uh. . . yes?
Ryuu - *bonks him over the head with her paintball gun*
Kuwabara - Oww . . .
Ryuu - I can't believe I got stuck with you of all people!
Kuwabara - That's okay. *Casually places his arm around her waist* I know you still love me.
Ryuu - WHAT THE FUCK?! *Slaps him*
Kuwabara - *with a red handprint on his face* Oww . . .
~*~*~*
Rei - Do you have any idea where we're going?
Rinoa - Do I look like I know where we're going? *Smiles innocently*
Rei - You have no idea?
Rinoa - Exactly.
Rei - *laughs*
Rinoa - Hey. Stop, it isn't funny.
Rei - Aww . . . sorry, Rin.
Rinoa - You should be.
Rei - Oh. Well in that case I'm not.
Rinoa - . . . really . . .?
Rei - No.
Rinoa - How much longer?
Rei - Two more minutes.
Rinoa - Oh . . .
Rei - So. . .
Rinoa - We should hide somewhere . . .
Rei - Umm. . . where. . .?
Rinoa - I don't know . . .
~*~*~*~*
Kohaku - Okay. Let's go find everyone.
Yusuke - Okay. You go that way; I'll go this way.
Kohaku - *walks away* Okay. Hey, if you see Kuwabara shoot him. Just for the hell of it.
Yusuke - *laughs*
~*~*~*
Kuwabara - Whee! Let's go!
Ryuu - fine.
(SUDDENLY! A guy with pretty purple hair walks up behind Ryuu)
Guy - *gently places his hand on her shoulder* hey.
Ryuu - *turns around* Nuriko!
Kuwabara - Who's he?
Ryuu - My koibito! *Hugs Nuriko*
(And, little do they know, they are being watched . . . from above)
Hiei - *looks shocked* *whispers* Ryuu . . .
(Black blur. He's gone.)
Ryuu - You can come with me, Nuriko. ^.^
Nuriko - Okay.
~*~*~*
Rinoa - This is fun! *hugs Rei*
Rei - *smiles* Yeah.
(The two hear the sound of leaves crunching under someone's feet)
Rei - *whispers* Shh. . . Don't move.
Rinoa - . . .
(A pink paintball bursts next to them)
Rei - Fuck! *Grabs Rinoa's hand and runs*
Rinoa - eep!
~*~*~*
Yusuke - I don't see anyone . . . maybe . . . I'm blind. Or maybe I'm just stupid.
(Suddenly, a black paintball comes flying out of nowhere, hitting Yusuke in the shoulder)
Yusuke - Shit! Hiei!
~*~*~*
Rinoa - REEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Rei - What? *Lets her hand go*
Rinoa - Gah! They shot me! It hurts! Rei!!
Rei - Where'd it hit you?
Rinoa - My leg!
Rei - You'll be okay.
Rinoa - I know.
Rei - But we can't stop running.
Rinoa - 'kay!
Rei - . . .
Rinoa - Eep! *Trips over . . . herself? Or a rock . . .?*
Rei - Shit! *Stops* You okay?
Rinoa - Yeah.
Ryuu - Shoot him!
Nuriko - *misses* Damn.
Rei - Come on!
Rinoa - Just go!
Rei - Okay. *runs from the psycho fire demon and Nuriko*
Kohaku - *Stops in front of her* You okay? *helps her up*
Rinoa - Yeah.
Kohaku - Sorry. I didn't think I'd actually hit you.
Rinoa - *laughs* Where's Yusuke?
Kohaku - I dunno.
Rinoa - Oh. Hey. . . can I shoot you?
Kohaku - No!
Rinoa - Pleeeeeease?
Kohaku - Not from up close.
Rinoa - Umm. . . *walks a few feet away* Now?
Kohaku - *smiles* You're not THAT far away. . . but sure, go ahead. Since I hit you.
Rinoa - 'Kay! *shoots Kohaku*
Kohaku - OWW! FUCK! *falls over*
(And for those of you who can't figure this out, Rinoa accidentally shot matt in the goods)
Rinoa - Oh my god! I'm so sorry! I really didn't mean to! *Trying not to laugh* Are you okay? I'm so sorry!
~*~*~*
Kurama - A bird.
Ayame - Hee hee. It's cute.
~*~*~*
Kuwabara - RYUU! You can't just go running off with Nuriko! You're supposed to be finding people!
~*~*~*
Rei - (Is thinking the following) Shit! There's no telling who's trying to kill Rin. . .
Ryuu - Forget it. *stops running*
Nuriko - You're just going to let him run away?
Ryuu - Yeah. Someone else will get him.
~*~*~*
Rinoa - Kohaku, I'm really, really sorry.
Kohaku - *is now standing up* It's okay. I guess.
Rinoa - Sorry.
Kohaku - You know, you're a crazy little bitch. *laughs*
Rinoa - What was that?
Kohaku - *begins to walk away* Oh, nothing.
Rinoa - *laughs* I'll take that as a compliment coming from you.
Kohaku - That's what it was. *laughs*
~*~*~*
Nuriko - I missed you.
Ryuu - Really?
Nuriko - Yeah. . . So why are you guys here of all places?
Ryuu - Umm. . . You know how Rin and Rei come up with these crazy ideas. . . they had to do a lot of convi-
Nuriko - I love you. *kisses Ryuu*
~*~*~*
Hiei - *jumping from tree to tree* that's why she hasn't been bothering me. . . *sees someone on the ground below* Rinoa!
Rinoa - Hiei?
Hiei - *jumps down to the ground* I need your help.
Rinoa - My help? But I'm just a stupid Koorime.
Hiei - Rinoa, I'm half Koorime too.
Rinoa - You don't tell a lot of people that, do you?
Hiei - No.
Rinoa - But I knew that. Kurama told me. But I didn't think you'd ever confess.
Hiei - Yeah.
Rinoa - So that's something we have in common.
Hiei - Yeah.
Rinoa - So what do you need?
Hiei - It's about Ryuu.
Rinoa - I've noticed she has stopped flirting with you. Did you do something to upset her?
Hiei - I don't think so.
Rinoa - Then. . . why did she stop?
Hiei - I think I know why.
Rinoa - Why?
Hiei - I saw her with this guy. Kuwabara asked her who he was and she said he was her koibito.
Rinoa - *gasp* who is he?
Hiei - A guy with long purple hair. His name's Nuriko.
Rinoa - So. . . Ryuu's not bothering you. Is that a good thing?
Hiei - No. Even though I may not show it . . . I . . . I love Ryuu.
Rinoa - Why didn't you tell her, Hiei?
Hiei - I don't know. But it pisses me off to see her with any guy besides me.
Rinoa - I'm really sorry, but . . . I can't do anything.
Hiei - I know . . . I just really wanted to talk to someone . . . and I figured you'd understand me better than anyone else.
Rinoa - You really thought that?
Hiei - Yeah. You're good at understanding how others feel.
Rinoa - . . .
Hiei - *hugs the demoness* Rei's lucky.
Rinoa (thinking) What is he doing. . .? He's so sad. I didn't know Hiei could be sad . . . Maybe he's always been this way . . .
Hiei - *releases her*
Rinoa - *backs away*
Hiei - Rinoa . . . don't freak out. I just want to be close to someone. I just want for someone to understand me. I want to be near you.
Rinoa - O-okay. . .
(black blur)
~*~Moments Later, After Everyone Meets Up Again~*~
Ayame - Where's Kuwabara?
Kuwabara - *walks up covered in blue paint* I'm. . . here.
Rinoa - What happened?
Rei - umm. . .
Kuwabara - Rei went crazy.
Kurama - *to Rinoa* Did anyone shoot you?
Kohaku - I did!
Ryuu - This is strange. Ayame was shot more than you, Rin.
Nuriko - Mostly by Ryuu.
Kurama - Okay. Kohaku, Kuwabara, Yusuke, Ryuu, and Nuriko, you guys go. We'll stay here.
(They wander into the woods)
Rei - *to Rinoa* I noticed you shot Kohaku.
Rinoa - Yeah. He almost cried.
~*~*Ten Minutes Later~*~*
Ryuu - They should be coming now.
Nuriko - How'd you get paired with Kuwabara?
Ryuu - He was the only one left.
Nuriko - Oh.
Ryuu - I hope he isn't doing anything stupid.
~*~*~*
Kuwabara - Hey look, a chipmunk!
Chipmunk - *runs up a tree trunk*
Kuwabara - Wait! *shoots at the chipmunk, leaving a line of purple spots all the way up the tree*
Kuwabara - Damn chipmunk.
Rei - That was a squirrel.
Kuwabara - Wah!
Rei and Rinoa - *shoot Kuwabara repeatedly*
Kuwabara - *screams like a little girl* *falls over*
Rei and Rinoa - *walk away*
~*~*~*
Yusuke - Why'd you let Rinoa shoot you there?
Kohaku - I told her she could shoot me since I shot her. . . she was aiming for my leg. . . and missed.
Yusuke - Oh.
~*~Hours Later, After The Cussing, Running, And Violence Is Over~*~
Ryuu - we have another car now!
Rinoa - Now we should go . . . somewhere!
Kurama - First we have to turn in the paintball guns.
Ayame - Are we really going to go somewhere covered in paint?
Rinoa - it isn't THAT much.
(The group approaches a pond-like object)
Ryuu - We should just go back to Kurama's and play video games or something.
Kurama - Sure, it's okay with me.
Ryuu - 'Kay! I'll ride with Nuriko!
Kohaku - Rin! Watch out! *Pushes her into the pond*
Rinoa - Eep!
Ayame - That wasn't very nice.
Rei - That was fucking evil.
Rinoa - *laughs* *gets out of the water*
(Everyone laughs)
Kohaku - You would have cried if the water was all murky and not see through.
Rinoa - *is soaking wet* It's cold!
Everyone - *return with their guns and exit the small building*
Nuriko - Okay, who's going with me?
Ryuu - MEEEEEE!
Ayame - I'm going with Kurama.
Hiei - Me too.
Rinoa - I'll ride with Kurama.
Rei - me too.
Ryuu - So . . . I guess the rest of us are going with Nuriko. ^.^
(The groups walk in separate directions to their cars)
Rinoa - Who's driving?
Hiei - Regardless of who's driving, I get the passenger's seat.
Ayame - *looks disappointed*
Rei - I don't feel like driving.
Rinoa - Can I?
Kurama - Not in my car.
Ayame - So. . . I guess I'm sitting in the back.
Rinoa - I'll sit in the middle!
Ayame - Okay.
Rei - Okay, Rin.
Rinoa - It's coooooold!
Rei - *laughs* you can wear my jacket once we get in the car.
Rinoa - You left it in there?
Rei - Yeah.
Rinoa - Okay. ^.^
(Kurama unlocks the car and everyone gets in)
Ayame - *sits behind Kurama*
Rei - *hands Rinoa his super cool black dragon hoodie*
Rinoa - Arigatou. *Puts on the magic hoodie*
Rei - *smile* you're welcome.
(And so, they head towards Kurama's house)
Rinoa - (thinking) So . . . Hiei has feelings too . . .
~Flashback~
Hiei - It pisses me off to see her with any guy besides me.
~End Flashback~
Rinoa - (thinking) He really does love Ryuu . . . He just wants to be able to talk to someone.
~Flashback~
Hiei - Rei's lucky . . . I just want to be close to someone . . . I want to be near you.
~End Flashback~
Rinoa - (thinking) but what did he mean by that . . .?
~*~In The Other Car~*~
Kohaku - Are we there yet?
Yusuke - No. We aren't.
Kohaku - Shut up. You're so stupid.
Yusuke - Okay.
Nuriko - You guys, don't kill each other.
~*~*At Kurama's House~*~*
Rei - I'm going to take Rin back to her house to change clothes.
Kurama - Okay. We'll stay here until you two come back.
Rei - Okay.
(And so, he and Rinoa exit the house)
Rinoa - Do we get to take the motorcycle?
Rei - Yes. We do. *Hands Rinoa a black motorcycle helmet*
Rinoa - Yay!
~*~At Kurama's House~*~
Ayame - Kiri, Koso, hello.
Kiri - Muuurk?
Ayame - You're aunt is coming over later, sweetie.
Kiri - Murk! ^.^
Kohaku - Fuck!
Koso - *runs and hides behind Ayame* MURK!
Kohaku - The little bastard bit me!
Ayame - Don't call him that! *Pets Koso* Are you okay?
Kohaku - Why are you asking HIM if he's okay?! I'm the one that was bitten!
Ayame - Yes, but you were not the one that was frightened by a maniac.
Koso - M-urk! *Walks away*
Kohaku - Stupid little fox.
~*~At Rinoa's House~*~
Rinoa - *is now wearing dry clothes* Okay, I'm ready.
Rei - *sitting on the couch* oh really?
Rinoa - Yes. *Sits down beside him* we can go to Kurama's now.
Rei - You want to go see Kiri and Koso?
Rinoa - Yes. *Smiles* I love those little foxes.
Rei - I guess it's a Koorime thing.
Rinoa - It is. *Hugs Rei*
Rei - *smiles*
Rinoa - *blinks a few times* Hi.
Rei - hey. *Kisses Rinoa*
Rinoa - *smiles*
Rei - *puts his arms around her* *gently pushes his arm down, so that she is laying on the couch, with him laying on top of her* *kisses her*
Rinoa - *feels Rei's hand slowly advance to her chest* Rei . . .
Rei - What? *Kisses her*
Rinoa - *struggling to free herself from under Rei* . . . please stop . . .
Rei - . . . Rin . . . *sits up* I'm sorry . . .
Rinoa - *sits up as well* It's okay . . .
~*~At Kurama's House~*~
Ryuu - Umm. . . you guys, where's Rinoa and Rei. . .? They left like an hour ago.
Nuriko - Oh . . .
Kohaku - Wow . . . Innocent little Rinoa . . . and Rei . . .
Ryuu - No. . . Rei's a good guy . . . he wouldn't force Rin to do anything.
Kohaku- You're right.
Ryuu - We should call . . . just in case. *Finds a phone* *calls Rinoa* hey you.
Rinoa - Hi.
Ryuu - Why are you still at your house?
Rinoa - Umm. . . you see, what had happen' was. . .
(A/N: Remember that, Ryuu?)
Ryuu - oh God!! What happened!
Rinoa - Nothing.
Ryuu - What'd he try to get you to do?!
Rinoa - Nothing.
Ryuu - I always knew he was a bad person! That fucking bastard. I hate that guy!
Rinoa - Ryuu, nothing happened.
Ryuu - . . . oh.
Rinoa - Anyway. . . why'd you call?
Ryuu - To see if you were alive.
Rinoa - Shut up.
Kohaku - I wanna talk!
Ryuu - *gives him the phone* Here.
Kohaku - Hi Rin. What happened?
Rinoa - Nothing.
Kohaku - Oh.
Rinoa - . . .
Kohaku - So, when are you coming back over?
Rinoa - I don't know.
Kohaku - So, why not now?
Rinoa - Fine.
Kohaku - Bye, crazy little bitch.
Rinoa - I'm going to beat you, like a redheaded stepchild.
Kohaku - Oh really?
Rinoa - Yes.
Kohaku - Bye Chihiro.
Rinoa - I don't much like my real name . . .
Kohaku - Fine! Bye Ri-chan.
Rinoa - Bye! ^.^ *hangs up*
Kohaku - She's coming over now.
Kurama - where's Koso?
Kohaku - I don't know where the damn thing is!
Kurama - I wasn't asking you.
Kohaku - What? You wanna start something, flower boy?!
Kurama - *walks away*
Kohaku - Yeah, walk away!
~Later, At Kurama's~
(the doorbell rings)
Kurama - *opens the door* Hi.
Rinoa and Rei - Hi. *Walk in*
Kiri - *runs to Rinoa* meeurk!
Rinoa - Kiri Kiri, hi!
Ayame - hi.
Rinoa - Where's . . . Hiei . . .?
Kurama - I don't know . . .
Rinoa - Is he here . . .?
Kohaku - Yes . . .
(a gunshot is heard from somewhere)
Rinoa - Oh my God! *runs in the direction of the gunshot*
Ryuu - What was that?!!
Rinoa - *opens the door leading to the guest bedroom, revealing Hiei lying there on the red, bloodstained carpet*
Rei - Shit . . .
Rinoa - *hugs Rei*
Ryuu - Oh shit . . . Hiei!
~*~*~
And that's all.
So, thanks to everyone who let me use their characters and everything. ^.^
Should I continue? I think I will . . . ^.^
Hee hee, I'll post chapter 2 or a sequel soon!
~Bunnies~
~Shadow Rinoa~
Has anyone ever wondered what would happen if the Tantei were running around through the woods with. . . paintball guns? Or. . . what if Ryuu was no longer interested in a certain fire demon?! I found myself wondering this. . . so I decided to write about it! Oh, and I'm adding my "friend" (heh heh heh) in. We'll call him. . . Kohaku. He's my lab partner.
Oh, and Rei's in this one. He's just a random bishounen . . . who is MINE! Ryuu thought I should pair her with Nuriko in this one . . . so I did. He's a random bishounen too!
Ayame is in this one also. Feh, who knows, we might even see a little bit of Kiara too!
And now for the disclaimer.
Kohaku: Can I do it?
Eh, what the hell. Sure.
Kohaku: yes! Okay . . . Ri-chan owns, well . . . nothing. Except for herself and this idea.
Thank you for reminding us, Kohaku.
Kohaku: Anytime.
And to Riku: I'm really sorry, but you're not in this one . . . ^.^
~*~*~* In a Car ~*~*~*
Rinoa - are we there yet?
Kurama - Almost.
Ryuu - Well, we would be there if Kurama didn't drive so slow.
Rei - told you I should have driven.
Rinoa - That thought scares me.
Ayame - It's kind of mean of you guys to put Yusuke and Kuwabara in the trunk.
Ryuu - Would you rather it be you?
Kurama - Don't be mean to Aya.
Rinoa - And why does Ayame get to sit in the front and I'm stuck sitting in Rei's lap?!
Hiei - Because the kitsune loves Ayame.
Ryuu - Yeah, but all five of us are crammed back here. That's not very fair.
Kohaku - Yeah. Why do we have to be back here? I'm driving on the way home.
Rei - No, I am!
Kohaku - No. I am, bastard!
Rinoa - Stop arguing! I'm driving back!
(Everyone blinks a few times)
Rinoa - What? Why can't I?
Ryuu - *mumble* Because we don't want to die, stupid Koorime.
Rinoa - *glares at Ryuu* What was that?!
Ryuu - I said your driving sucks!
Rinoa - You know . . . if Rei hadn't just grabbed my arm, I would have punched you.
Rei - That's exactly why I did, Rin.
Ryuu - *laughs*
Hiei - Shut up, Ryuu.
Ryuu - Okay, Hiei-sama!
(And. . . all of a sudden a familiar song comes on the radio)
Song - I'm so happy, 'cause today I've found my friends, they're in my head. . .
Rinoa and Ryuu - *remember an inside joke* *look at each other* Remember that? *Laugh*
Everyone else - *are utterly clueless*
Rei - Huh?
Rinoa - *smiles* Don't worry about it. ^.^
Kohaku - Does anyone else hear that?
Ryuu - You mean the faint sound of two idiots screaming?
Kohaku - Yes.
Rinoa - Yes. I hear them. I wonder what they're doing . . .
Ryuu - Oh . . . scary thought.
~*~*~* At the Paintball Place ~*~*~*
Everyone - *pay for admission*
Kurama - So, should we have teams of two . . . or three . . . or . . .
Hiei - I'm by myself.
Ryuu - Why do we need to be in groups anyway?
Ayame - *smile (she wants to be alone with Kurama . . . heh heh heh)* Groups of two.
Kurama - Okay.
Ryuu - Fine.
Ayame - I'm with Kurama.
Rei - *pulls Rinoa toward him* I get Rinoa!
Kohaku - Hmm. . . Ryuu, Yusuke or Kuwabara . . . Hmm. . . R- . . . Yusuke.
Ryuu - You meant to put me with Kuwabara! You can't do that!
Kohaku - Sure I can.
Kurama - And each team needs different colored paintballs.
Hiei - I get black.
Kohaku - PINK!
Everyone - *stares at Kohaku . . .* *wonders about him*
Rei - What color, Rin?
Rinoa - *smiles* You're going to let me choose?
Rei - Yeah.
Rinoa - Umm . . . blue!
Ayame - Aww, I wanted blue . . .
Rinoa - Oh . . . I'm sorry, Aya. You can have blue if you want.
Ayame - *looks at Kurama's pretty red hair* That's okay. We'll get red.
Rinoa - Okay! We get blue! *Is happy*
Rei - *smiles*
Ryuu - PURPLE!
Kuwabara - No. Purple's a gay color!
Ryuu - *glares at him* Purple.
Kuwabara - *is a tiny bit scared* okay . . .
(And so the groups wander off into the woods in different directions)
~*~*~*
Ayame - I'm glad I didn't bring Kiri or Koso. They would have had to stay in the car.
Kurama - You should have left them at Rinoa's house, they love playing there.
Ayame - *laughs* I know, they love Rin. She's going to babysit them for a week while I'm in Makai.
Kurama - You picked the right person, Rinoa's good with animals.
Ayame - Aren't all Koorime?
Kurama - So are kitsunes. *Holds her hand*
Ayame - *blushes* I guess so! ^.^
~*~*~*
Hiei - *jumps up into a tree* *thinking* maybe I should have paired up with Ryuu . . .
~*~*~*
Yusuke - So, when are we supposed to go look for everyone?
Kohaku - Seven more minutes.
~*~*~*
Kuwabara - Why do WE have to look for everyone?
Ryuu - It's not only us looking for everyone. Yusuke and Kohaku are helping us look too.
Kuwabara - I know.
Ryuu - and knowing Hiei, he's hiding in a tree somewhere, so he'd probably be easy to find as long as we look up.
Kuwabara - *isn't listening*
Ryuu - And Kurama and Ayame would probably . . . Kuwabara, are you listening to me?!
Kuwabara - Uh. . . yes?
Ryuu - *bonks him over the head with her paintball gun*
Kuwabara - Oww . . .
Ryuu - I can't believe I got stuck with you of all people!
Kuwabara - That's okay. *Casually places his arm around her waist* I know you still love me.
Ryuu - WHAT THE FUCK?! *Slaps him*
Kuwabara - *with a red handprint on his face* Oww . . .
~*~*~*
Rei - Do you have any idea where we're going?
Rinoa - Do I look like I know where we're going? *Smiles innocently*
Rei - You have no idea?
Rinoa - Exactly.
Rei - *laughs*
Rinoa - Hey. Stop, it isn't funny.
Rei - Aww . . . sorry, Rin.
Rinoa - You should be.
Rei - Oh. Well in that case I'm not.
Rinoa - . . . really . . .?
Rei - No.
Rinoa - How much longer?
Rei - Two more minutes.
Rinoa - Oh . . .
Rei - So. . .
Rinoa - We should hide somewhere . . .
Rei - Umm. . . where. . .?
Rinoa - I don't know . . .
~*~*~*~*
Kohaku - Okay. Let's go find everyone.
Yusuke - Okay. You go that way; I'll go this way.
Kohaku - *walks away* Okay. Hey, if you see Kuwabara shoot him. Just for the hell of it.
Yusuke - *laughs*
~*~*~*
Kuwabara - Whee! Let's go!
Ryuu - fine.
(SUDDENLY! A guy with pretty purple hair walks up behind Ryuu)
Guy - *gently places his hand on her shoulder* hey.
Ryuu - *turns around* Nuriko!
Kuwabara - Who's he?
Ryuu - My koibito! *Hugs Nuriko*
(And, little do they know, they are being watched . . . from above)
Hiei - *looks shocked* *whispers* Ryuu . . .
(Black blur. He's gone.)
Ryuu - You can come with me, Nuriko. ^.^
Nuriko - Okay.
~*~*~*
Rinoa - This is fun! *hugs Rei*
Rei - *smiles* Yeah.
(The two hear the sound of leaves crunching under someone's feet)
Rei - *whispers* Shh. . . Don't move.
Rinoa - . . .
(A pink paintball bursts next to them)
Rei - Fuck! *Grabs Rinoa's hand and runs*
Rinoa - eep!
~*~*~*
Yusuke - I don't see anyone . . . maybe . . . I'm blind. Or maybe I'm just stupid.
(Suddenly, a black paintball comes flying out of nowhere, hitting Yusuke in the shoulder)
Yusuke - Shit! Hiei!
~*~*~*
Rinoa - REEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Rei - What? *Lets her hand go*
Rinoa - Gah! They shot me! It hurts! Rei!!
Rei - Where'd it hit you?
Rinoa - My leg!
Rei - You'll be okay.
Rinoa - I know.
Rei - But we can't stop running.
Rinoa - 'kay!
Rei - . . .
Rinoa - Eep! *Trips over . . . herself? Or a rock . . .?*
Rei - Shit! *Stops* You okay?
Rinoa - Yeah.
Ryuu - Shoot him!
Nuriko - *misses* Damn.
Rei - Come on!
Rinoa - Just go!
Rei - Okay. *runs from the psycho fire demon and Nuriko*
Kohaku - *Stops in front of her* You okay? *helps her up*
Rinoa - Yeah.
Kohaku - Sorry. I didn't think I'd actually hit you.
Rinoa - *laughs* Where's Yusuke?
Kohaku - I dunno.
Rinoa - Oh. Hey. . . can I shoot you?
Kohaku - No!
Rinoa - Pleeeeeease?
Kohaku - Not from up close.
Rinoa - Umm. . . *walks a few feet away* Now?
Kohaku - *smiles* You're not THAT far away. . . but sure, go ahead. Since I hit you.
Rinoa - 'Kay! *shoots Kohaku*
Kohaku - OWW! FUCK! *falls over*
(And for those of you who can't figure this out, Rinoa accidentally shot matt in the goods)
Rinoa - Oh my god! I'm so sorry! I really didn't mean to! *Trying not to laugh* Are you okay? I'm so sorry!
~*~*~*
Kurama - A bird.
Ayame - Hee hee. It's cute.
~*~*~*
Kuwabara - RYUU! You can't just go running off with Nuriko! You're supposed to be finding people!
~*~*~*
Rei - (Is thinking the following) Shit! There's no telling who's trying to kill Rin. . .
Ryuu - Forget it. *stops running*
Nuriko - You're just going to let him run away?
Ryuu - Yeah. Someone else will get him.
~*~*~*
Rinoa - Kohaku, I'm really, really sorry.
Kohaku - *is now standing up* It's okay. I guess.
Rinoa - Sorry.
Kohaku - You know, you're a crazy little bitch. *laughs*
Rinoa - What was that?
Kohaku - *begins to walk away* Oh, nothing.
Rinoa - *laughs* I'll take that as a compliment coming from you.
Kohaku - That's what it was. *laughs*
~*~*~*
Nuriko - I missed you.
Ryuu - Really?
Nuriko - Yeah. . . So why are you guys here of all places?
Ryuu - Umm. . . You know how Rin and Rei come up with these crazy ideas. . . they had to do a lot of convi-
Nuriko - I love you. *kisses Ryuu*
~*~*~*
Hiei - *jumping from tree to tree* that's why she hasn't been bothering me. . . *sees someone on the ground below* Rinoa!
Rinoa - Hiei?
Hiei - *jumps down to the ground* I need your help.
Rinoa - My help? But I'm just a stupid Koorime.
Hiei - Rinoa, I'm half Koorime too.
Rinoa - You don't tell a lot of people that, do you?
Hiei - No.
Rinoa - But I knew that. Kurama told me. But I didn't think you'd ever confess.
Hiei - Yeah.
Rinoa - So that's something we have in common.
Hiei - Yeah.
Rinoa - So what do you need?
Hiei - It's about Ryuu.
Rinoa - I've noticed she has stopped flirting with you. Did you do something to upset her?
Hiei - I don't think so.
Rinoa - Then. . . why did she stop?
Hiei - I think I know why.
Rinoa - Why?
Hiei - I saw her with this guy. Kuwabara asked her who he was and she said he was her koibito.
Rinoa - *gasp* who is he?
Hiei - A guy with long purple hair. His name's Nuriko.
Rinoa - So. . . Ryuu's not bothering you. Is that a good thing?
Hiei - No. Even though I may not show it . . . I . . . I love Ryuu.
Rinoa - Why didn't you tell her, Hiei?
Hiei - I don't know. But it pisses me off to see her with any guy besides me.
Rinoa - I'm really sorry, but . . . I can't do anything.
Hiei - I know . . . I just really wanted to talk to someone . . . and I figured you'd understand me better than anyone else.
Rinoa - You really thought that?
Hiei - Yeah. You're good at understanding how others feel.
Rinoa - . . .
Hiei - *hugs the demoness* Rei's lucky.
Rinoa (thinking) What is he doing. . .? He's so sad. I didn't know Hiei could be sad . . . Maybe he's always been this way . . .
Hiei - *releases her*
Rinoa - *backs away*
Hiei - Rinoa . . . don't freak out. I just want to be close to someone. I just want for someone to understand me. I want to be near you.
Rinoa - O-okay. . .
(black blur)
~*~Moments Later, After Everyone Meets Up Again~*~
Ayame - Where's Kuwabara?
Kuwabara - *walks up covered in blue paint* I'm. . . here.
Rinoa - What happened?
Rei - umm. . .
Kuwabara - Rei went crazy.
Kurama - *to Rinoa* Did anyone shoot you?
Kohaku - I did!
Ryuu - This is strange. Ayame was shot more than you, Rin.
Nuriko - Mostly by Ryuu.
Kurama - Okay. Kohaku, Kuwabara, Yusuke, Ryuu, and Nuriko, you guys go. We'll stay here.
(They wander into the woods)
Rei - *to Rinoa* I noticed you shot Kohaku.
Rinoa - Yeah. He almost cried.
~*~*Ten Minutes Later~*~*
Ryuu - They should be coming now.
Nuriko - How'd you get paired with Kuwabara?
Ryuu - He was the only one left.
Nuriko - Oh.
Ryuu - I hope he isn't doing anything stupid.
~*~*~*
Kuwabara - Hey look, a chipmunk!
Chipmunk - *runs up a tree trunk*
Kuwabara - Wait! *shoots at the chipmunk, leaving a line of purple spots all the way up the tree*
Kuwabara - Damn chipmunk.
Rei - That was a squirrel.
Kuwabara - Wah!
Rei and Rinoa - *shoot Kuwabara repeatedly*
Kuwabara - *screams like a little girl* *falls over*
Rei and Rinoa - *walk away*
~*~*~*
Yusuke - Why'd you let Rinoa shoot you there?
Kohaku - I told her she could shoot me since I shot her. . . she was aiming for my leg. . . and missed.
Yusuke - Oh.
~*~Hours Later, After The Cussing, Running, And Violence Is Over~*~
Ryuu - we have another car now!
Rinoa - Now we should go . . . somewhere!
Kurama - First we have to turn in the paintball guns.
Ayame - Are we really going to go somewhere covered in paint?
Rinoa - it isn't THAT much.
(The group approaches a pond-like object)
Ryuu - We should just go back to Kurama's and play video games or something.
Kurama - Sure, it's okay with me.
Ryuu - 'Kay! I'll ride with Nuriko!
Kohaku - Rin! Watch out! *Pushes her into the pond*
Rinoa - Eep!
Ayame - That wasn't very nice.
Rei - That was fucking evil.
Rinoa - *laughs* *gets out of the water*
(Everyone laughs)
Kohaku - You would have cried if the water was all murky and not see through.
Rinoa - *is soaking wet* It's cold!
Everyone - *return with their guns and exit the small building*
Nuriko - Okay, who's going with me?
Ryuu - MEEEEEE!
Ayame - I'm going with Kurama.
Hiei - Me too.
Rinoa - I'll ride with Kurama.
Rei - me too.
Ryuu - So . . . I guess the rest of us are going with Nuriko. ^.^
(The groups walk in separate directions to their cars)
Rinoa - Who's driving?
Hiei - Regardless of who's driving, I get the passenger's seat.
Ayame - *looks disappointed*
Rei - I don't feel like driving.
Rinoa - Can I?
Kurama - Not in my car.
Ayame - So. . . I guess I'm sitting in the back.
Rinoa - I'll sit in the middle!
Ayame - Okay.
Rei - Okay, Rin.
Rinoa - It's coooooold!
Rei - *laughs* you can wear my jacket once we get in the car.
Rinoa - You left it in there?
Rei - Yeah.
Rinoa - Okay. ^.^
(Kurama unlocks the car and everyone gets in)
Ayame - *sits behind Kurama*
Rei - *hands Rinoa his super cool black dragon hoodie*
Rinoa - Arigatou. *Puts on the magic hoodie*
Rei - *smile* you're welcome.
(And so, they head towards Kurama's house)
Rinoa - (thinking) So . . . Hiei has feelings too . . .
~Flashback~
Hiei - It pisses me off to see her with any guy besides me.
~End Flashback~
Rinoa - (thinking) He really does love Ryuu . . . He just wants to be able to talk to someone.
~Flashback~
Hiei - Rei's lucky . . . I just want to be close to someone . . . I want to be near you.
~End Flashback~
Rinoa - (thinking) but what did he mean by that . . .?
~*~In The Other Car~*~
Kohaku - Are we there yet?
Yusuke - No. We aren't.
Kohaku - Shut up. You're so stupid.
Yusuke - Okay.
Nuriko - You guys, don't kill each other.
~*~*At Kurama's House~*~*
Rei - I'm going to take Rin back to her house to change clothes.
Kurama - Okay. We'll stay here until you two come back.
Rei - Okay.
(And so, he and Rinoa exit the house)
Rinoa - Do we get to take the motorcycle?
Rei - Yes. We do. *Hands Rinoa a black motorcycle helmet*
Rinoa - Yay!
~*~At Kurama's House~*~
Ayame - Kiri, Koso, hello.
Kiri - Muuurk?
Ayame - You're aunt is coming over later, sweetie.
Kiri - Murk! ^.^
Kohaku - Fuck!
Koso - *runs and hides behind Ayame* MURK!
Kohaku - The little bastard bit me!
Ayame - Don't call him that! *Pets Koso* Are you okay?
Kohaku - Why are you asking HIM if he's okay?! I'm the one that was bitten!
Ayame - Yes, but you were not the one that was frightened by a maniac.
Koso - M-urk! *Walks away*
Kohaku - Stupid little fox.
~*~At Rinoa's House~*~
Rinoa - *is now wearing dry clothes* Okay, I'm ready.
Rei - *sitting on the couch* oh really?
Rinoa - Yes. *Sits down beside him* we can go to Kurama's now.
Rei - You want to go see Kiri and Koso?
Rinoa - Yes. *Smiles* I love those little foxes.
Rei - I guess it's a Koorime thing.
Rinoa - It is. *Hugs Rei*
Rei - *smiles*
Rinoa - *blinks a few times* Hi.
Rei - hey. *Kisses Rinoa*
Rinoa - *smiles*
Rei - *puts his arms around her* *gently pushes his arm down, so that she is laying on the couch, with him laying on top of her* *kisses her*
Rinoa - *feels Rei's hand slowly advance to her chest* Rei . . .
Rei - What? *Kisses her*
Rinoa - *struggling to free herself from under Rei* . . . please stop . . .
Rei - . . . Rin . . . *sits up* I'm sorry . . .
Rinoa - *sits up as well* It's okay . . .
~*~At Kurama's House~*~
Ryuu - Umm. . . you guys, where's Rinoa and Rei. . .? They left like an hour ago.
Nuriko - Oh . . .
Kohaku - Wow . . . Innocent little Rinoa . . . and Rei . . .
Ryuu - No. . . Rei's a good guy . . . he wouldn't force Rin to do anything.
Kohaku- You're right.
Ryuu - We should call . . . just in case. *Finds a phone* *calls Rinoa* hey you.
Rinoa - Hi.
Ryuu - Why are you still at your house?
Rinoa - Umm. . . you see, what had happen' was. . .
(A/N: Remember that, Ryuu?)
Ryuu - oh God!! What happened!
Rinoa - Nothing.
Ryuu - What'd he try to get you to do?!
Rinoa - Nothing.
Ryuu - I always knew he was a bad person! That fucking bastard. I hate that guy!
Rinoa - Ryuu, nothing happened.
Ryuu - . . . oh.
Rinoa - Anyway. . . why'd you call?
Ryuu - To see if you were alive.
Rinoa - Shut up.
Kohaku - I wanna talk!
Ryuu - *gives him the phone* Here.
Kohaku - Hi Rin. What happened?
Rinoa - Nothing.
Kohaku - Oh.
Rinoa - . . .
Kohaku - So, when are you coming back over?
Rinoa - I don't know.
Kohaku - So, why not now?
Rinoa - Fine.
Kohaku - Bye, crazy little bitch.
Rinoa - I'm going to beat you, like a redheaded stepchild.
Kohaku - Oh really?
Rinoa - Yes.
Kohaku - Bye Chihiro.
Rinoa - I don't much like my real name . . .
Kohaku - Fine! Bye Ri-chan.
Rinoa - Bye! ^.^ *hangs up*
Kohaku - She's coming over now.
Kurama - where's Koso?
Kohaku - I don't know where the damn thing is!
Kurama - I wasn't asking you.
Kohaku - What? You wanna start something, flower boy?!
Kurama - *walks away*
Kohaku - Yeah, walk away!
~Later, At Kurama's~
(the doorbell rings)
Kurama - *opens the door* Hi.
Rinoa and Rei - Hi. *Walk in*
Kiri - *runs to Rinoa* meeurk!
Rinoa - Kiri Kiri, hi!
Ayame - hi.
Rinoa - Where's . . . Hiei . . .?
Kurama - I don't know . . .
Rinoa - Is he here . . .?
Kohaku - Yes . . .
(a gunshot is heard from somewhere)
Rinoa - Oh my God! *runs in the direction of the gunshot*
Ryuu - What was that?!!
Rinoa - *opens the door leading to the guest bedroom, revealing Hiei lying there on the red, bloodstained carpet*
Rei - Shit . . .
Rinoa - *hugs Rei*
Ryuu - Oh shit . . . Hiei!
~*~*~
And that's all.
So, thanks to everyone who let me use their characters and everything. ^.^
Should I continue? I think I will . . . ^.^
Hee hee, I'll post chapter 2 or a sequel soon!
~Bunnies~
~Shadow Rinoa~