"I think you got a good plan there Oleg, but we're gonna need more guns, explosions, and-"
"And boobs!" Zimos said interrupting me.
"Hey I was getting there! You can never go wrong with those three things." I said leaning back on the couch, putting my legs on the table and my arms behind my head.
"How about we be serious here for a second Gat?" Angel told me with that serious look on his face.
"What? You think I'm fucking kidding? Just a couple of Saints shooting up a Decker's hideout ain't nothing until you add those gems." I said with a laugh.
"You think that little bitch Matt is just gonna take this without a fight?" Pierce added.
"If he does it'll just show how much of a pussy he really is." Shaundi said.
"Exactly. Besides, I haven't shot anyone since last night and Decker target practice sounds fucking fun." I told them as I loaded my pistol.
"Ok, so then what exactly do you want to add to my plan?" Oleg asked with a surprised look.
"Well, instead of just driving up, I was thinking we could fly over in our helicopters, parachute down into their crib, have some Saints shoot up the front, and then as we walk out victorious we can have their whole place taken out with an airstrike."
"Dammit Johnny." Pierce said with a facepalm, "The only think that could've made that crazier is if we attacked them with giant purple dildos, were naked, and had VTOL's follow us over there."
Everyone laughed until I said, "That's so crazy it just might work."
Angel got up and said, "Yeah you guys can count me out on this one." He walked to the door and left.
"Oh well. He's missing all the fun anyways." I said with a wink. "Yo Zimos, you got any girls that wanna help us out? Extra firepower couldn't hurt."
"I'm surprised you didn't ask sooner," he said holding out the note at the end, "They'll be glad to help us out."
"Amen!" Pierce yelled as he jumped up, "This plan just a hell of a lot better!"
Oleg said, "So where do you plan on getting all this stuff? Especially the giant dildos."
"Easy," I replied, "Just gotta make a quick stop at the gun store for those, and for the VTOL's we just gotta go over to a STAG base. After all, we're only borrowing them. I don't think they'll mind too much."
"And that's just the easy part," Shaundi said, "Well then again, none of this shit is too hard."
"That's the spirit! Now let's go!" I said jumping up and putting my gun in my pants. "I say we draw a lot of attention and take our choppers over to the base. Nothing better than free publicity!" I said heading up to the helipad.
I chose to take the smallest helicopter of our huge fleet because I wanted something easy to maneuver in case of emergency. It was also the most disposable chopper we had, and I could care less if we lost it.
"I'm gonna hitch a ride with Gat!" I heard Pierce yell at Shaundi and Oleg. He walked over with a SMG in hand and said, "You can fly one of these right?"
"Fuck yes I can. You see all these?" I said pointing around, "I can fly all of these no problem."
"Just making sure boss, I don't wanna crash and burn and be made fun of as the Saint who died crashing a helicopter."
"Is this what you worry about at night kid? They wouldn't even have the balls to make fun of a Saint." I said climbing into the helicopter and starting it up. Pierce ran around to the other side, grabbed a sniper, and climbed into the passenger seat.