Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Belphegor: Ushishishi~ Mammon would you kill yourself if the Prince ordered it?
Mammon: For the right price.
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Xanxus: Get the fuck out of my sight trash.
Mammon: I will for the right pri—
-Shots fired-
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Squalo: VOIIIIII! WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT FLYING MIDGET?
Mammon: For the right price.
Lussuria: Monmon-chan~! That doesn't make any sense~!
Mammon: It will for the right price.
Squalo: VOIIII! WHAT THE FUCK! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE BEFORE I SHOVE THIS SWORD UP IT!
Squalo: *Waves sword around furiously*
Mammon: …For the right price?
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Levi: *Appears*
Levi: I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU!
Mammon: Sure, I'll listen f—
Levi: LET ME TELL YOU HOW AMAZING OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR XANX—
Mammon: Fuck that. There's no right price to listen to your bullshit.
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Mammon: For the right pri—
Mammon: For the right price.
Mammon: Deal. Wait, who are you?
Mammon: I can tell you for the right price.
Mammon: You got yourself another deal.
Tsuna to Reborn: Why is he having a conversation with himself?
Reborn: He'll probably tell you for the right price.
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A/N: If I made you laugh, then writing this was totally worth it! \(^.^)/