Hope you'll enjoy reading this! I don't have anything better to do so sorry in advance if I messed up the GEB outfits XD
Ooh! And the protagonist here is different from my previous fanfic How do you cure love sickness?
Disclaimer: I do not own GEB. They belong to their rightful owners.
"Hey, what should be the theme for today's mission?" the first unit leader asked while looking inside the closet.
"Is this the emergency meeting you're talking about?" Soma face palmed.
She turned to him and show off her troll smile.
"I'm leaving." Droplets of water formed in Soma's forehead and he started to take a step backwards.
"Oooh! I know!" she exclaimed as she pulled out something from her closet.
Soma immediately turns towards the door but Kota got in the way. He was grinning like an idiot.
"Move aside." Soma glared at him but had this worried look.
"No, can't do that." Kota grinned.
"Soma~!" his leader called in a sing song voice with a rape face.
He slowly looked behind him and gulped.
"Are you really sure about this leader? Isn't this embarrassing?" Alisa commented while examining the dress.
"I think so, too. This is kind of…" Sakuya muttered.
"It won't be embarrassing if all of us wear this." She replied pinning Soma down on the floor. "Kota! Get that Satan costume!"
Kota rushed through the closet and search for it. He was completely confused from all the costumes inside and couldn't find the one he was looking for.
"Hurry!" he heard her cried.
"W-wait! I'm still looking!" he replied. "Where the hell did you put that costume?! I can't find it here!"
"Switch with me! I'll look for it!" she called out.
He hurried back and switched places with her.
"Now, hold him tight and don't let him run…" she said walking towards the closet but then turned around once again. "…or else I'll make you walk naked around the Den."
Kota gulped at this and pinned Soma down with all his might. When the leader says something, it is absolute and no one can stop her unless she changes her mind. That's how cruel she is. And she even called it Art.
"Hey! Help me up!" Soma demanded when he saw Sakuya staring poorly at him.
"Sorry, Soma." Sakuya apologetically smiled at him.
"You'll pay for this." He cursed.
"Yeah, yeah, you already said that countless of times but still let yourself pinned down." Kota said then smiled teasingly. "Or do you actually like this kind of treatment? I never thought you're an M, So~Ma." Emphasizing the m.
"Get the hell off of me, damn brat!" he complained, getting up with full strength and successfully got away from Kota.
He glared at him and clicked his tongue. Kota tried to capture him again but he dodged it and hurriedly got out of the door.
"KOTA! I thought I told you not to let him go?!" their leader cried at the same time found what she was looking for.
She clicked her tongue and run out of the room holding the piece of clothing while ordering Kota to come with her to capture Soma. The two girls who was left behind sighed and took a peeked outside. They saw Kota and their leader, again, pinned Soma down right in front of the elevator.
"Shall we help, Soma?" Alisa asked.
"Should we? I think he's enjoying this." Sakuya mused.
"Really?" Alisa looked at the older woman beside her and wondered what she meant. Sakuya had a sly smirk on her face.
"So anyways, Sakuya, would you really wear the cupid outfit?"
It was Sakuya's turn to look at her. She was silent for a moment.
"We should go and help Soma." Sakuya responded avoiding her gazed.
She followed behind her. At this moment, Kota and the leader, were undressing Soma on the upper part and forcedly replaced the Satan outfit.
The two girls laughed watching Soma all flustered sitting on the floor, face palming.
"Looks nice on you, Soma." Kota gave him a thumbs-up.
"Shut up." He grumbled avoiding their teasing eyes.
"Okay, time for us to change as well." Leader said pushing Sakuya and Alisa back to the room.
"W-what?" they all gasped.
"What? I did tell you that we have to change into this, right? It's unfair if Soma is the only one wearing this cute cupid/Satan costumes." She remarked.
It was Soma's turn to smirk at them.
"And, oh, Soma, come with us so that you won't sneak out on me again."
He only made an annoyed face. Just then the elevator opened and Lindow stepped out of it accompanied by the two new rookies. They all looked Soma with shocked. There was silence. Sakuya and the rest turned around to see what they were doing.
"Soma, hurry up" the first unit leader called out, totally oblivious to the weird atmosphere.
"Uhh-" Soma nodded, rushing back to the room.
After entering to their leader's room, the ones that were left behind blurted out laughing, making their stomach hurts.
The first unit fought the Sariel wearing a ridiculously cute cupid and satan outfit. Soma immediately dodged the light rays emitted by the Sariel. From behind him, their leader rushed below the Sariel and jumped into the air slashing the head of the Aragami with its weapon. She landed in front of him, making her little wings move like it was real.
From behind you look like a cupid, but up front you're a little devil, Ritz Yanagi.
**omake**
Author: Rittan, what is your relationship with Yuzu Yanagi from the other fanfic?
Ritz: I'm her dark side *giggling evilly*
Yuzu: *appears from nowhere* what the hell are you talking about?
Author: Is that true, Yuzu-san?
Yuzu: You actually believe her nonsensical talk? *raised a brow*
Author: …
Ritz: It's not nonsense and I'm actually your sister!
Yuzu: I don't have a sister and I'm an only child! Wait! You said you were my dark side and now you're my sister? *confuse*
Ritz: I was left in the orphanage when you were born! So I'm your older sister! *sob*sob*
Yuzu: … *teary-eyed*
Author: You don't say you'll believe her? *smirks*
Yuzu: *realizes* W-wait! That's not it! I mean-
Ritz: Nah, that was a joke. *picking her nose with her pinky*
Author & Yuzu: *disgusted face*
Yuzu: *walks away* you're an idiot.
Author: Okay, I'll stop here because an idiot is ruining my fic.
Ritz: W-wait! *crying out* I-I'll be honest so don't leave me out of this fic.
Author: *stares*
Ritz: *straight face* I'll admit it; I'm not really her sister. We're not related by blood but she's actually my…
Yuzu: *slowly turns around*
Author: *straight face* the omake ends here so wait for the continuation of this on the next chapter. Hope you enjoyed this! Please review! Thank you.