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The room was dimly lit with candles and there were flowers everywhere. There was also horribly sad music playing. They were stuck there for the next hour forced to sit and pretend they cared. It was Heather's funeral and Chris decided to allow cameras film the whole thing so nobody wanted to be the jerk who didn't bother to show up.

Alejandro spent over an hour talking in front of Heather's casket and to the cameras about how she was an amazing girlfriend and he loved spending every waking moment with Heather and how they were inseparable and the perfect team and how he and Heather made plans to win the 5th season together and how he was going to go onto play the 5th season and win it in for Heather. He cried almost all the time he mentioned her name.

Gwen was sitting next to Duncan the whole time, she was rolling her eyes. Duncan was playing angry birds the whole time trying to beat his high score. Harold kept sneezing due to the candles. Trent fell asleep on Dawn's shoulder. Owen brought a bag of chips and made loud crunching sounds and Scott had a pack of gum and Cody texted him and asked him for a piece, Scott was on the opposite side of the room and didn't have his phone on vibrate. Anne Maria was spraying tan in a can on herself. The whole cast was there and they were bored and kind of glad she was dead...

"I just can't believe that she died." Alejandro sobbed. "Let this be a lesson to everyone that we need to think carefully about our actions at parties! I only wish that Heather didn't drink so much and maybe she wouldn't have fallen off that balcony!"

That ended the funeral service and they went to bury Heather's body and then go back to the playa and get on with their lives.

It was a few hours after the funeral that Alejandro had watched his girlfriend become one with the earth. He cried as they laid the casket down and Bridgette, Courtney and Dawn all comforted him. When they got back to the playa Bridgette made everyone some sandwiches and tea and decided to talk about the good times they had with Heather...It lasted about 20 minutes because nobody really had any good moments with Heather except for Cody who stuttered that she was kind of decent to him at the end of season 3.

After they all ate they carried on with their normal activities and Chris gave Alejandro the key to Heather's room to clean it, which he planned on doing tomorrow. He made his way back to his room and changed into his pajama's and flopped down onto his bed and sighed with relief knowing that today was finally over. His happiness was short lived when there was a knock at his door. He was hoping it wasn't Owen, luckily for him that when he opened the door it was Courtney who threw herself at him the second he opened the door. Courtney wrapped her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck and started to kiss him.

Alejandro didn't return the kiss and Courtney eventually got the hint and slid off of him. Courtney frowned at him and sat on his bed and crossed her legs. She hated when he was like this.

"What's wrong?" Courtney asked him. "I thought you would be happy."

"I am happy Courtney." Alejandro yawned. "I'm just really tired after Heather's service."

"Look at it this way, at least she's dead and you didn't have to confess to cheating." Courtney smirked. "She deserved it anyway. Nobody liked her and now we can be together."

"Yeah, you're right." Alejandro kissed her. "Tomorrow you and I can clean out Heather's room and then I'll take you out and we can celebrate our life together."

"Yay!" Courtney smiled at him. "Now that Heather's out of the picture you can finally give me everything that I deserve."

"Si, Courtney." Alejandro kissed her hand. "You know that we've always had something special and it will finally be nice to express it."

"I'm going to head over to my room." Courtney told him. "I promised that Zoey girl I would let her borrow my peach shampoo. I'll see you tomorrow."

Alejandro watched Courtney walk out the door and focused on her ass. Alejandro liked Courtney's ass and the fact that she spoke Spanish. The two have been seeing each other since that day on the volcano. Courtney didn't mind being 2nd in Alejandro's life as long as she got to be in it and now she was first. Alejandro smiled knowing that Courtney and him could finally be together and he wouldn't have to feel so guilty about lying to Heather anymore.

"Really?" Heather smirked. "This is what you did to me? You cheated on me and with Courtney of all people?"

"Heather!" Alejandro jumped "What are you doing here?! I thought you died?!"

"I did." Heather told him. "I wanted to see how you were doing before I went to the light."

"Heather, please don't hold this against me." Alejandro told her. "I shouldn't have lied to you but now you know and I'm sorry so can you go? You're making my room cold and this is really creepy."

"Yeah, I was going to leave but since this clearly freaks you out, I think I'm going to stick around for awhile and try out these ghost abilities I have." Heather laughed. "You think I'm going to let you get away with this just because I'm dead? You thought wrong!"

Heather walked right threw Alejandro's door and laughed on her way out. Alejandro had no clue what was going on but it was really freaking him out!

So, Heather is a ghost and Alejandro is a lying cheating douchebag! This is going to be fun and the best part is only Alejandro is the only one who can see her. I got the idea from that one movie. Apparently nobody likes Heather that much...So, Yeah this is going to be AleHeather.